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The fetish community is very close-knit. It only takes a minute of following Kay's Archive on Twitter to see it. These are the least judgy folks you can find on earth. It doesn’t matter how freaky or fucked up your fetish is. You will find ladies and gents coming arm in arm, ready to pop balloons in your ears or take a steamy dump on your face. This is what I imagine Jesus had in mind for his followers. Unfortunately, instead, they tossed out the fun sex stuff and ditched their sense of morality and judgment.

We Love it All

Where myself and Kay's Archive fit into this fetish shit is fascinating to many people. We don’t have one fetish. All fetishdom is our fetish. We can find things to enjoy in almost every area except I exclude taboo, simps, and poop. By coincidence, the title of my memoir will be “Incest, Simps, and poop.” Let’s cover some extreme examples of fetishes and try to uncover what people love about them so much.

Scat Jackin'

I might as well begin with the counterpoint of scat porn. There are a few things people can get out of being peed on. First is the shame of it all. Society as a whole sees getting urinated on as one of the foulest and most disrespectful things you can do to a motherfucker. It says, “fuck you, fuck your grandma, and fuck the horse you both came in on.” For some guys, that makes them hard as an iron I-beam. Especially men of prestige and influence in the ordinary world. They love to remove their cloak of confidence and let themselves become the piece of shit they deserve to be.

Humiliation is a widely recognized aspect of scat fetish porn, but I have an interesting theory on why men like that shit which is less accepted. The building of the need to urinate, the holding back of said urine, and its expulsion mimic the process of cumming. That final moment of release is like the release of tension a woman feels as an orgasm wells up.

You sexless fuck wads have no idea what those words mean because you haven’t made a lady bust a nut since you bumped your noggin on your mom’s clit on your way out of the womb. You probably don’t even think female orgasms exist.

I bet I just gave every scat fetishist reader of mine a huge boner. Don't worry. Kay doesn't share my qualms. You'll find what you need on his page.

Teddy Bears Can't Say No

Believe it or not, there is a fetish simply called “sexual fetishism,” which is a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. Once again, there are a couple of aspects to this. First off, sexual fetishism is prevalent among dudes who struggle to gain the affection of real bitches. Transferring that lust to an inanimate object that can't say no returns control of one's fate back into the fetishists' hands. Such men are no longer at the mercy of every witch's whims. They can pick up an Anime-themed body pillow or sweet cherry pie to fuck the shit out of that instead.

Second, as with many fetishes, sexual fetishism can be triggered by events as a youth. Perhaps the first way you discovered to masturbate was by fucking a hole you tore in a plush toy or a pile of fresh laundry still warm from the dryer. The moment you came while balls deep in a parcel full of packing peanuts and grandma's homemade cookies, your fate was sealed. Now every time the mail arrives, pre-cum drips down your dick tip.

When Tears and Jizz Blend

Dacryphilia is a fetish for crying people, and my theory is that it develops as a defense mechanism. In fact. I bet a lot of my readers have this one. If women are so incredibly disgusted by your very presence in a room that they pour tears, you have two choices. Internalize that humiliation and never have fuck bitches again (or in the first place), or turn it into a fetish and act as if that was your goal the whole time.

Deodorlube

Lovers of the armpit are known as Maschalagnists, and the drive here is clear. Any body part that can squeeze a peen and stroke it will make some dumb fucker horny. That includes armpits, knee pits, thighs, forearms, feet, and between the neck and shoulder. As the age-old poem says, “if it squeezes, the penis is pleased.” Have you never heard of this verse? That’s probably because you're fucking illiterate.

Fuck Bot

Depending on how you define it, one could say I have Mechanophilia or an attraction to machines. I’m not sure if it counts because the only machine I love is my TSRFPV3 (Tesla Sex Robot Final Prototype Version three.) Ever since Elon Musk himself mailed me a TSRFPV3 for my professional opinion, I’ve hardly been able to get off the thing. The shit it does to my genitals can’t be captured by human language. The vaginal dexterity could never hope to be matched by a real lady. Honestly, I may never return to biological vagine again.

Kay's Archive

No matter which flavor of fetish you partake in, Kay's Archive has it. Kay's Archive is perhaps the top fetish compilation page on Twitter. The place draws in some of the most attractive cunts to ever get nude in front of a webcam.

Kay's favorite fetish is anything to do with fem-dom. If you noticed, every fetish I've mentioned thus far slides right into fem-dom. Nearly every fetish can be manipulated to become Fem-Dom. That's one of the things I love most about it.

Kay joined Twitter in October of 2020 and has since gathered nearly four hundred thousand followers. Everybody has a fetish, and who doesn't want to be dominated by a sexy and robust amazonian bitch?

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Kay's page advertises her services to other porn pages. "If you want to boost your NSFW tweet, Only Fans and Fansly interactions, direct message me 'promo' for my price list. I do retweets and shoutouts for cheap."

I bet a fair portion of my readers has their own porn compilation pages on social media sites. Kay has a huge following already, so why not snatch some of those motherfuckers.

There are so many clips, pics, and links on Kay's page I could never do the place justice, but I'll do what I can. Crux Films LLC just released a scene titled "Petite Fucktoy's Pussy Plowed." The title does not lie. In the short gif that comes along with the link, the stunt cock is hitting it from behind while he has his foot pressed against the bitches head. He is perfectly positioned to use all his body weight as his cock decimates this sluts hole.

As I'm sure you already guessed, there is no lack of throat fucking in Kay's archives. Bitches are getting their esophagus turned inside out like a pink sock during anal. Fuck a gag reflex. I don't think these bitches even have nerves in their mouths. I don't think you could choke them with a ten-foot pole.

Fuck You, Guy

I have a short message for all the heterosexual stunt cocks out there. Please never bleach and wax your asshole. What even made this fuck face think that it was a good idea? Now instead of enjoying this throat fuck scene shot from behind, I have to watch your clearly visible asshole contract and distend with every thrust.

I wish I knew who this stunt cock was to call him out by name. Do I have the power to get him blacklisted for showing me his asshole in up close 4K? Go fuck yourself, douchebag.

What is it about bitches with that weird, short, nazi-like bowl cut and being utter freaks in the bedroom? It's like they went to the barber and asked to look like a circumcised cock, so they don't forget what their favorite thing in the world is.

I'm watching one such slut as we speak. She's getting her guts rearranged with such force she'll have bruised kidneys tomorrow. There isn't enough Advil in the world to deal with that pain.

Kay has the magic touch. She finds some of the best fetish clips on the internet and compiles them all in one place for our enjoyment. She's doing the Lord's work if you ask me.

My biggest complaint about Kay's Archive is all the fucking white people. There are fucking 8 billion people on the planet, and most are not white, and staring at white people all day gets boring quickly. Give us some variety.

Kay's Archives are sure to make your next masturbation session an interesting one.