Carmen Valentina

Carmen Valentina is your classic sexy college coed who wants to skip class and fuck all day long. She is a petite five-foot brunette with an innocent face and tight body. Carmen doesn't see herself as a big-time porn star. Instead, she sees herself as the girl you wish lived next door who likes to fuck and be watched. That sounds like the perfect neighbor to me.

Vegas is Porn Star Fertilizer

As with many porn stars, Carmen was raised in the bright lights of Las Vegas. So if you're the father of a daughter in Las Vegas, start getting ready to find your daughter on Pornhub now. You don't want that kind of thing sneaking up on you.

As a youth, Carmen Valentina always had a love for the arts. Fortunately, she was as talented as she was passionate. She went to a magnet high school for the arts, where she thrived and took many boys' virginities.

Eventually, she was accepted into a top-ranking arts college where she earned a bachelor's in illustration. She loved college and continued her slutty lifestyle while there. She was the perfect classmate to have if you had a big dick.

Carmen never thought she would end up in porn, but things started slowly and innocently. As with all struggling art college students, she needed some income. One day while browsing online for jobs, she found an ad looking for an erotic model.

She was extremely nervous at first. But Carmen has always loved being watched. It makes her horny to know men desire her so badly. What better profession for someone as such than porn?

The Call of the Cock

Once she wrapped up her first erotic modeling gig, she knew she had found her calling. Carmen didn't want to deal with the industry at first, so instead, she started an independent website and shot films for herself. Having complete creative control gave her a chance to spread her artistic wings.

Since then, Carmen has been featured in content produced by many of the best studios, such as Hustlers real college girl search, Dare Dorm, Easy Rider Magazine, Cage potato, Mofos, BangBros, Brazzers, Wicked Pictures, and many more to come.

How about some random facts regarding this sexy art whore. She is classically trained in Piano, Violin, and guitar. She has a total of six piercings. She can hold her breath for one minute and forty seconds while giving a blow job underwater. That's always a good stat to know.

Speaking of blow jobs, Carmen loves to give them sloppily. She is a mixture of Irish and Bulgarian and can even speak fluent Bulgarian. Carmen once stuck an Easter egg up her pussy to celebrate the death and resurrection of Christ. That's so much better than palm Sunday.

What the Twat Twits About

Let's dive into her Twitter page from the top. Her last post advertises her personal content service. She will make you a custom video doing whatever you want her to (within reason), and you can be the only person who sees it.

Head over to Carmen's Only Fans to get started. First, you'll have to sign up. A one-month subscription will set you back $7.99. You'll receive ten percent off if you're willing to make a three-month commitment, but that's not much.

If you want an actual discount check out the six-month or one-year options. They offer a fifteen percent and twenty percent discount respectfully. Once you're on, check out the customs page. Prices range depending on the tasks performed, length, and willingness to share with others.

Carmen loves compliments. Recently the page WNW posted that Carmen is the greatest porn star ever. That is some high praise. I wouldn't say she is the best ever, but the bitch is up there. She should be in the convo.

Carmen planned a trip to Europe in mid-October, so she had a lot of custom videos to film before leaving for two weeks. She doesn't want to film on the road as she wouldn't be able to do it in top quality. She isn't bringing her lights or best cameras.

Stiletto Vendetta

Carmen recently shot some lesbian footage with Tilly McReese called Stiletto Vendetta, which sounds more like an Emo band from 2002 than porn.

These bitches get down and dirty with each other rolling around the carpets and couches. There's no way these bitches didn't get some rug burn. I have some aloe for them if so. Except it isn't alone. It's cum.

Carmen's star power is spreading like wildfire. She was recently featured on the cover of the "She Will Cheat" episode "Cock Deprived MILFS." I would call Carmen many things, but cock deprived is not one of them. This bitch is drowning in cock and cock related products.

T.W.A.T

Carmen has a group of friends she likes to go out to Europe with. They recently named themselves and even crafted a logo. The name is "The World is Awesome Tour." Do you notice anything about the name? Take note of the first letters, perhaps? Twat. Their team name is T.W.A.T. That's absolute genius.

Carmen likes to muse about her body on her Twitter account. That makes sense, considering it's what we're all looking at. She recently noted that her tits naturally fall sideways when she isn't wearing a bra. It makes her tits seem smaller than when they are in a bra because some of the meat hides in her armpit. She is a 34C cup, so there is plenty of titty to love.

Carmen is no stranger to fetish content. She recently shot some tickle fetish porn with the likes of Kitty Quinn and Stormy Grey. The studio is called tickle intensive, and they have some of the best tickle porn content on the net.

Hustler said it best on Oct 7th. No one turns Carmen down. If you're a straight male, you fuck Carmen the moment she asks. Nicely or otherwise. When Hustler gives you that kind of street cred, you know you're on the right path.

Honey, I Shrunk My Fuck Buddy

Bringing it back around to fetishes, Carmen can get weirder than simple tickling. For example, she recently shot some shrink porn for Fetish Lands called "Bean Stalk."

Imagine that Carmen has used magical voodoo on you that shrunk you into a ken-doll-sized action figure. Now imagine Carmen uses your body as her own personal sex toy. Sound good?

She puts this poor motherfucker through the wringer. She chews on his head, steps on his face, and grinds her pussy all over his body. I'm not sure if he's going to live through this one.

Carmen films tons of stepmom content. She has really hot stepmom vibes, so I get it. She shot a film for "She Seduced Me" not long ago titled "Caught My Step Mom Masturbating."

You can bet that if I caught Carmen Valentina masturbating, her finger wouldn't be the only thing in her pussy. I'm diving in dick first with reckless abandon. She never needs to flick the bean again. I'll always be here for her. She can consider my cock her eleventh finger.

Carmen isn't some little petite fragile flower. She has meat and curves. I fucking love it. On that note, Carmen has been craving some Mcdonald's since they released the adult happy meal. Her stomach won't be happy about it, but my eyes watching her ass will be.

I didn't know this, but apparently, Bulgarian bitches have booties. She claims maintaining her thick ass takes no work due to genetics. I don't give a shit how you retain that ass as long as you never lose it.

That extra thickness makes Carmen a formidable wrestler. That's why she loves to film wrestling porn on her Club Carmen site. She'll take any bitch on and show them who the boss is. This cunt doesn't fuck around. She will powerbomb a bitch through a table and then eat her pussy while unconscious.

Many people have asked Carmen when she will do anal, and the answer is probably never. She finds it uncomfortable. If she did do an anal scene, it would have to involve a small penis, and she doesn't want to move at all. Plus, it has to be slow. That's a scene most porn studios have no interest in filming. Understandably so.

Carmen is a porn entrepreneur that has blazed her own path through the industry. In doing so, she has endeared herself to some of the biggest names in porn. Don't expect this bitch to slow down anytime soon.

One thing I'd like to see Carmen add is the occasional special on her content. Perhaps a ten percent discount on custom content or something like that.

Stop listening to me, and get yourself a slice of that Bulgarian booty pie.