Julie Kay

There are all types of bitches in this world of ours, and they each have qualities that make them arousing. The most crucial thing is that every land is loaded with sluts, whores, and philanderers. I'm talking about the kind of slut, whore, and philanderer that likes to keep evidence of her promiscuity on the internet for posterity. Ebony bitches are one of the most popular cunts out there. And speaking of posterity, ebony bitches are so beloved partly due to their posteriors. Just look at Julie Kay.

Black Makes Me Jack

The smooth chocolate skin and feminine shape of ebony ladies tempt dudes of every ethnicity. It doesn’t matter what kind of douche they may be in real life. Guess what the most popular form of porn is for all the most racist fucks in the southern United States. Interracial. Not even ignorant hate can stop a red-blooded man from admitting these bitches are fuckable. That’s a testament to their beauty if I have ever heard one.

Of course, big asses aren’t the only big things black porn is famous for. The cocks tend to be equally impressive. If you want to watch a tiny little slender slut get run through by an unusually huge peen, you have to call in Mandingo. The look on these bitches faces after the dick pops out of his pants could best be described as shock, awe, horror, and anticipation.

It’s an expression my readers could never hope to see in real life. The best face you can expect to garner in a woman is an inquisitive gaze that asks, “are you actually inside of me yet?” followed quickly by a piercing stare that says, “did you already cum?” Trust me. Mandingo has never seen that face on a woman in his life. He came out of the womb with a ten incher, and it has only grown.

Milk and Coffee

Interracial porn is one of the most popular genres of ebony porn. Actually, it is one of the most popular categories of porn, period. Any black male porn star will tell you that eighty percent of the scenes they film are interracial. Blacked has done for racial equality what few others have been able to do. In porn, we trust to carry us forward into a world better than the one we arrived at.

Perhaps my most harrowing sexual experience with black women was fucking a bunch of Sentinelese chicks on the beach of their island. She and her tribe were about to fill me full of arrows and eat my flesh raw because they hadn't mastered fire yet. But just before the arrows were notched, I pulled my gigantic cock out of my pants as I stepped over the burnt bibles of murdered missionaries.

They couldn't help but to stare in awe. They had never seen a white man with such an impressive piece. I went from mortal enemy to immortal God in twenty seconds. Before I knew it, all of the young fecund cunts in the village had formed a queue in front of my massive genitals. They laid down single file, spread eagle, and presented their tight gashes to me.

I think they meant for me to have my pick of the litter, but instead, I stayed for a few days and made sure every attractive bitch had a couple of goes at my meat stick. By the time I left, I had four wives and ten children on the way. Needless to say, I will not be returning anytime soon. Something tells me my wives and baby mamas would not be happy that I quietly slipped out in the middle of the night to "get smokes."

All Tits and Dreads

That brings me back to Julie Kay. She's a famous porn star who entered the porn industry in 2014. She is well known for her perky natural 36 double-D breasts and well-kempt dreadlocks. Plus, the bitch doesn't age. Julie is the essence of the phrase "black don't crack."

Julie's Twitter account is perfect for getting to know her and her work. There is no way you won't be impressed with what this bitch is capable of in the bedroom. She's a penis wizard.

Julie describes herself first as a December '21 Playboy All-Star. Then she reminds followers to check out her Only Fans. Finally, she warns folks that this is her official and only Twitter account.

Julie's Only Fans is one of my favorite light-skinned ebony accounts on the platform. I can't take my eyes off this slut when she's on my computer screen. A month's subscription will only cost you twelve fifty. Trust me. She is more than worth it.

Julie doesn't offer bulk discounts, but considering how low the regular price is, she doesn't need to. Julie is worth every cent of that twelve fifty.

The Tweet currently pinned to the top of her wall gives love to the Spliffs and Giggles podcast, of which Julie has been a guest. They were just nominated for the favorite adult podcast by the Adult Video News Awards.

If you love reading my articles, you'll love listening to Spliffs and Giggles. You'll laugh, learn about the industry, and probably jerk off.

Fuck Them Youngsters

A recent post of Julie's has caused some uproar and inspired me to ask her to marry me: "I just caught myself saying "I fucking hate kids" after a group walked past my door loud as fuck." Me too, Julie, me too. Fuck kids. All they do is get in the way and force men to don condoms, and condoms are one of the few things I hate more than kids.

Julies responses to the hate she got for that sentiment are pure fucking gold: "Y'all mad cause I said I fucking hate kids cause they loud?! LMAO. FUCK THOSE KIDS." "Telling me I was a noisy kid too, not gonna change what I said, lol. Telling me hate is a strong word still not changing nothing. Give it a rest for your own sanity. LOL." "Y'all not changing my mind. LMAO. Fuck them, kids."

"What if you get pregnant? What you goin' do?" -haters "Who's gonna tell them? LMAO" - Julie. She's gonna suck that bitch right out because Julie keeps it real. I now officially love this woman. It's about more than sex at this point. It's about our shared disdain for youth.

More to Love

I keep finding more and more things Julie and I share in common. For example, "I wish I could take my hands off and leave them at the nail salon to get done." Wow. I wish I could take my hands off to give myself a proper stranger. Sitting on my hands until their numb works alright, but complete disarticulation would be far better.

I'm dying over here, "Not y'all paying four dollars for some app to give you edited cartoon-like selfies. LMAO. Let me pray for y'all." Fucking thank you, Julie. That shit is so retarded. I didn't realize people were paying for that garbage. You keep preaching.

"I'm so mean." No, you're not Julie. You're just speaking the truth. Fuck kids. Fuck stupid AI art. Fuck the haters. All you need to worry about is being you. There is so much to love. I've barely even talked about your body, which by the way, is fantastic.

Shuttlecock

In case you happen to fit the description, Julie is looking for some sexy black men. Where she lives, it's nothing but ugly people and white dudes. Julie only fucks white dudes for the camera. However, I plan on making her break that rule.

Julie, I promise my dick is the largest white object you've seen since the last Shuttle launch. I'll have it poking the bottom of your brain stem. After an hour or so, I'll be able to control your nervous system like a drone.

I'm surprised to read that Julie goes months without sex sometimes. This bitch is in a league of her own. I've never known a porn star quite like her. I wish they made more. She needs to start a school or church or some shit.

Alright, this is the last draw: "Nothing hits like ribeye steak and mashed potatoes." You've got that right. Throw in some garlic butter asparagus, and you've got one of my favorite meals. I swear to God, if Julie cooks, I'm kidnapping her.

Julie is one of my favorite porn stars ever to exist. We are born of the same heart. Not only is she hilarious and well-spoken, but she can also fuck like a goddamn champion. What's not to love?

I have no complaints about Julie Kay. All I need is more of her.

Julie is cumming for you with a nugget of knowledge, a funny joke, and her pussy in tow. You better be ready to catch her.