Mary Moody

Mary Moody was born in Davis, California, on august 23, 1992. Mary had a relatively normal childhood. She was a good student and ended up graduating high school a bit early. Afterward, she attempted to attend college, first for psychology and later for culinary.

Crazy, Hungry, Horny

That's quite the change-up. That means her career choices went from helping crazy people to helping hungry people and finally to helping horny people. That's a rollercoaster if I've ever heard of one. Plus, somewhere in there, she got married.

Mary struggled to give a shit about school, so she took a few boring office jobs before hearing about webcamming. However, she didn't pack her bags and jump over right away. Instead, she spent two years reading, studying, and watching other performers. Finally, when the time came, Mary divorced her loser husband and started live streaming.

Mary began her live-streaming career on Chaturbate and still streams there to this day. At some point, Mary decided to post recordings of her best streams on Porn Hub. When the views started racking up, she knew she was onto something. It was time to graduate from streaming to hardcore porn.

It wasn't until she was discovered by a Penthouse photographer that her career started to blow up. Mary was the pet of the month in November 2016. Since then, it's been nothing but wins for the sexy and talented Mary Moody.

In The Moody

The following year Mary made her hardcore porn debut in the film, "In the Moody." I have to give that title a ten out of ten. I'm always in the mood to be inside Moody. It's one of my favorite places to be.

With a taste of her background out of the way, we can peek at Mary's Twitter page. She posts most days and loves retweeting interesting shit she finds. When hunting for her page, ensure you don't accidentally click on her safe-for-work account. While Mary fills out a bikini quite nicely, I'd rather see her buck naked.

Her description is short and succinct. Her direct messaging is always open to models; you can click the link to her site to see more.

Mary joined Twitter in March of 2016 and has since gathered nearly two hundred thousand followers. That's more than enough to keep Mary out of the kitchen and therapist's office for a long time.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of mary's wall is a picture of her on hands and knees in a sexy lingerie set with a link to her site Daily Moody. From there, you can link to every platform Mary releases content on, plus her Amazon Wishlist.

Wishtits

I love seeing what bitches put in their wishlists. It gives you a sense of who they are away from the camera. Speaking of cameras, many of the items on her wishlist are for improving her stream quality. The best gifts are the ones that will make your masturbation sessions more enjoyable.

You can select from an assortment of lights, reflectors, and phone holders. If you're cleaning up and refueling after a particularly vigorous stream, you can also bet Mary is tired. Why not buy her a Door Dash gift card so she can reload and get that pussy back on screen? We are looking for a quick turnaround time.

Alternatively, you can help pamper Mary with shit like therapeutic socks, portable firepits, round poof footstool ottomans, or a hundred-dollar Lulu Lemon gift card.

While you're busy pampering Mary, don't forget about her little dog too. He needs chew toys and orthopedic dog beds. I know what you're thinking right now, guys. You probably don't want to help Mary's dog live a far more comfortable life than you. Perhaps you should get yourself an orthopedic bed before buying any porn star's pet one.

There are few things in this world that I enjoy more than watching Mary Moody make out with bitches. Things go from cute, to sexy, to naughty so quickly. Before I knew it, I'd covered my computer desk in a thick layer of fresh jizz.

Mary has a lot of love for her fellow porn performers. She often retweets their release announcements and award nominations. Mary ingratiated herself with the porn community fast. It's a great way to ensure you continue to have a job.

Of course, Mary doesn't forget to give herself love also. She enjoys retweeting fan posts praising her skills and fuckability. Her fans can't help themselves. Who could? Who would want to? I'll never resist the urge to spill seed to this bitch.

The Real Deal

Mary is always looking for models to perform with, but after some bad experiences, she plans to improve her vetting process. From now on, Mary is only filming content with people she has met at least once. To quote her directly, "I literally can not tell if I am attracted to or repulsed by someone unless I meet them."

That would be less of an issue if Mary didn't appreciate her authenticity as much. If you see Mary looking turned on in a video, she wants to actually be turned on, not just faking it for the camera. That's part of why her content is so boner-inducing. You can feel the chemistry between Mary and whatever pussy or stunt cock she's fucking.

Recently Mary returned to being self-produced and doesn't have anyone telling her what to do anymore. That means Mary is producing the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help her pussy, Gods.

Fuggle

I love the sound of this next post: "Need snuggle fuck." Who doesn't love a good snuggle fuck. It's the only good part about snuggling. Things always start with you as the big spoon, but my big spoon dick inevitably starts poking whatever little spoon's pussy I'm with.

Considering our genitalia are only centimeters apart, all I have to do is slip a bitches PJs half a foot down, and I'm inside. From there, you can hit it on your side or roll a bitch up onto her hands and knees for some doggy style.

Another great Mary Moody quote is, "Play with my pussy, but don't play with my emotions." No problem, Mary. I'll be extremely clear and forward with you. I'm more likely to put a condom on my dick than I am to put a ring on your finger, and I can promise you from the bottom of my heart that I'm not putting a condom on my dick. However, I will fuck you anytime, any place. I don't care if I'm at my grandmother's funeral. I'll still dick you down. Shit. I don't give a fuck if we're at your grandmother's funeral. I'm tearing that pussy to shreds while you deliver her eulogy.

Don't forget to vote for Mary Moody in the Adult Video News Awards fan category. You can vote once a day, so don't stop at one. She's making a push in the most spectacular boobs, most epic ass, and favorite cam girl categories.

Mary has an eye for detail, particularly in her work. That's why the shitty color of the walls in her house has been bothering her. When she films, Mary wants an aesthetically pleasing background to surround her naked body. That's not too much to ask.

Mary doesn't want to fuck around with repainting, but she is looking into stick-on wallpaper. To be honest, now that she mentions it, her walls do kind of look like shit. However, I would have never noticed that in a million years had Mary not brought it up. I'm far too busy looking at her to see anything else.

Trippy Dicky

Mary doesn't just enjoy playing with her body. She also enjoys playing with her mind. She recently microdose and had this to say about it: "I could never just relax and listen to music. I couldn't focus. I microdosed, and now even weeks later, I can listen to music without getting distracted."

I wonder if microdosing has given Mary any new dick-riding ideas. She might come up with new creative and clever positions. It could even be the beginning of a modern kama sutra. I'm certainly here for that. If Mary needs any contributing authors, I have some ideas of my own that she and I could try out together.

Mary Moody is as sexy, cute, innocent, and naughty as they come. I can't get enough of her glowing face and perky tits. They bring so much joy to my penis and life.

I'm struggling to find fault with this Twitter page, mostly because I can't stop staring at pics and clips of Ms. Moody. However, I have noticed a lack of dick riding, and I always love to see dick riding on a bitches Twitter.

When you beat off to this bitch, your cock will be angry at you for not doing it sooner, so you better start now.