Jolee Love

Cum comes from our private (cough public cough) parts, so it's no surprise that perverted dudes like us are obsessed with everything to do with a bitches pussy. I'm a vagina super fan. I support all of the work they do. That's why I enjoy getting my mouth down there to be as close to the gash as possible, especially if that gash is attached to Jolee Love.

I Love Everything Pussy Does

I love pussy in all its many work hats, including bone-dry pussy. You won't hear many guys speak those words, but for me, it's true. Dry, dusty pussy is an opportunity to succeed. It's the chance for you to start from nothing and build the moisture up from the ground floor.

Don't let some dry pussy bring you down. Instead, let it be an inspiration to greatness. A call to action. Desert pussy is a siren song to your testosterone. It's like the Bat Signal for a bitch who needs her pussy plugged.

Of course, I also love wet pussy. Wet pussy is a gift from the Gods. It is a welcome mat for your wang that descends from the clouds. It is the fulcrum on which the continuation of our species hangs. Wet pussy is the harbinger of life and the bringer of salvation.

All of my best memories include wet pussy at some point. Honestly, good, bad, or neutral, almost all of my memories involve wet pussy. That's just how my brain works. The only things it remembers are when to eat, how to fuck, and past times we've fucked. What more do I need to know?

A less appreciated state of the pussy is period pussy. The Porndude is a goddamn man. It takes more than a bit of blood to keep me from enjoying the fruits of the loin.

Besides, bitches get extra horny when it's egg drop soup time, and I, for one, have no problem playing blood sports. I'll bare-knuckle box a box til the cows come home. All it is is a little extra red wetness. Just make sure to lay down some tarps, towels, and pads. Or you can just fuck outside in the yard. You're bound to stain something, so don't worry about it. Your orgasm will be worth all of the clean-up efforts.

Shower Power

But it's not those states that attract me most to Jolee's pussy. It's the final pussy state that draws me to her: pissing. Urinating pussy is often forgotten about unless you have a scat fetish. Unlike dry, wet, and bloody, piss pussy isn't for everyone. There is a reason the body wants to get rid of piss. It's a waste product of no value to the body. However, female piss may have value to the penis.

The reason is simple. Sometimes pee comes out of the female genitalia, so therefore millions of men have a piss fetish. It's that easy. If every once and a while, cars came out a bitches pussy, dudes would have traffic jam fetishes. We are basic, if not retarded, creatures. There is no area of a woman's body that a man can't sexualize.

I do see some commonality between pee and cum that might provide a biological base for a piss fetish to be founded on. Holding in a full bladder could be compared to the tension building up before an orgasm. The final release of said piss is sort of like busting a nut.

I don't give a fuck what Jolee is doing with her pussy. I'm tuning in to watch that shit on my big screen. Jolee Love was born in Berlin, Germany, on January 4th, 1989.

She made her porn debut in 2017, around the age of thirty. Much of her early work was shot with the European production company Let's Doe It. Her content started off pretty vanilla, but it didn't take long for Jolee to warm up to kink. I think she's not getting off these days unless there is a live badger involved.

Twatter Sports

Let's take a peek into Jolee's Twitter account. It gives visitors a great idea of what this bitch is all about. I'll give you a hint: it's fucking and making money.

She describes herself as a porn actress and warns fans that this is her official account, so don't follow the Musk-inspired fakers. She also links her IG, Only Fans, and Amazon Wishlist.

At fifteen bucks a month, Jolee's Only Fans isn't the cheapest on the market, but you get what you pay for. Bitches with five-dollar memberships are happy to flick the bean for the camera, but don't think for a second Jolee is trying to piss her pants for a measly five bucks. If you want the good shit, you'll have to pay.

There is an opportunity to save money if you buy in bulk. For example, a three month subscription will save you ten percent, and a six month will save you thirty. That brings the six month price down to around ten bucks a month.

Jolee's Amazon Wishlist is fully loaded for the holiday season. It's packed with sexy lingerie, sex machines, vibrators, butt plugs, leather suits, and painting by numbers. If you get her something nice to wear, I bet Jolee will send you a picture of her trying it on.

Four Faucets

No tweets are currently pinned to the top of Jolee's wall, but the most recent post gets right to business. It's a clip of her getting piss bukakked by four dudes at the same time. These stunt cocks must have chugged gallons of water because their thick streams seem unending. I've taken a real shower with less water pressure.

I have to take a moment to give these stunt cocks their flowers. They must have held in those full bladders until they were about to fucking burst. I appreciate a group of daring stunt cocks willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Jolee, you little freaky cunt, you. The next post is a clip from the film "Driving School: Jolee vs. seven cocks." Jolee is far too much woman for only one penis to handle. If she's going to have any fun, at least one dick per hole must be present so she can be made watertight. In this case, there are two dicks per hole, plus a bonus cock for shits and giggles.

After these cocks take turns using and abusing her orifices, the gentlemen turn their attention to pissing all over her recently cum covered body. I can't think of a better way to clean the cum from one's flesh.

Jolee is no stranger to virtual reality porn. She loves when men can feel like they are in the same room as her. In her most recent VR scene, Jolee puts her acting prowess to the test by only taking on a single lonely penis. However, you could never tell that she was craving more based on her outstanding performance. You'd think Jolee had two other hidden cocks shoved up in her guts.

The more clips I see of Jolee, the more I wonder what she's been covered in more, piss or cum. I'm thinking it's a clean fifty-fifty split. She might not even be able to tell the difference anymore. It's all the same to her.

Miss Fister

If Jolee can fuck around with one stunt cock at a time, then she can fuck around with no stunt cocks, also. That is to say, the bitch does lesbian scenes. However, she's not shooting some boring pussy licking bullshit. If Jolee is going to fuck a bitch, she's going to fuck the shit out of a bitch.

And the quickest way for one lady to "fuck the shit" out of another is with the fist. Fisting is one of the most brutal ways to penetrate a bitch that doesn't involve tools. The only thing worse is shoving a foot up there. Something tells me Jolee wouldn't say no to that proposition.

Her December 3rd post attempts to answer the question, how much cum can one bitch fit on her face? It turns out a lot. My guess is that she's got ten or so loads on there so far, with room for more. This is a record I think Jolee could own.

Ms. Love is a freaky German slut, through and through. She's willing to do whatever it takes to make your dick hard. If that means being drowned in a sea of piss, so be it.

After seeing her in so many extreme sexual situations, I'm kind of curious to see what her masturbation sessions look like. I formally request a fresh bean flicking scene.

If you have a piss fetish but aren't regularly watching Jolee content, are you even a true piss fetishist? I think not.