Adira Allure

Adira Allure was born in Jacksonville, Florida, on March 16th, 1995. Adira is a bit of a ninja on the internet, so not much is known about her history. Adira would rather be known for her body than anything else. That's the money maker.

The Money Maker

So let's talk about that money maker. Adira is a sassy natural blonde, but you never know what color she may dye her hair on any given day. Personally, I love when she goes the pink route. It matches her skin tone and facial structure. Plus, it helps the color of cum pop when I bust a nut on Adira's face.

Speaking of facial structure, this bitch has the lines of a model. Her jaw, her cheekbone, and her proportions are all immaculate. This bitch would fit just as well in a respected fashion magazine as she would on my cock, but I'm so glad Aidra chose the latter.

To help drive home her model looks, Adira is a tall five foot eight inches. It's not quite runway height, but it gives her curves room to be shown off. And boy, does she show them off. I could eat those curves up all day. There isn't a square inch of Adira's body my tongue doesn't want to lick.

Adira only packs one hundred and thirty pounds on that tall frame of hers, making her slender and fuckable. But just because she's tall doesn't mean you can't still toss a bitch around like a fucking rag doll. Adira loves it too. Unfortunately, none of my readers have the musculature to throw a bitch about, no matter what her weight is. You guys are either built like beanpoles or Watermelons. There is no in-between.

Adira's measurements are 34-28-35, and she has D-cup tits. Yes, those tits have been enhanced, but not to the degree that they look silly or bolted on. As I age, I appreciate the natural breast more and more. It's all about the jiggle and softness. Pressing your face against a fake tit and sucking on the nipple isn't nearly as fun as doing so with a pillowy natural boob.

However, Adira's implants are tasteful and sexy. I'd press my face against those lady lumps any day she asked. I'd even titty fuck them if she acted nicely enough. Do you know what my favorite part about titty fucking is? When you cum, it flies up a bitches nostrils and into her sinus cavity. It's not particularly fun for her, but I love it.

Crazy for Fame

Adira's interests are pretty simple. She likes being a slut, making you cum, spending your money, and getting famous. Whenever a bitch mentions getting famous as an interest or hobby, you can know that bitch is fucking nuts. And not fun nuts, either. I'm talking key your car for visiting your dying mother in the hospital instead of massaging a bitches feet for four hours type of crazy.

You can also know that a bitch will never be famous. They may get known but not famous. Finally, porn is only the path to fame for a tiny percentage of performers. You're better off attempting to become a pop star, athlete, or actress.

Now that I'm done crushing a crazy bitches hopes and dreams, let's check out her Twitter account. I couldn't care less if a bitch is nuts, pending she's sexy and gets naked on the internet.

The Girl You Wished Lived Next Door

Twitter is the ideal way to keep up with Adira and her incredible body. She starts her description with one of the most accurate statements I've ever heard: "I'm the girl you wished lived next door." Ain't that the truth, sister. I'd spend all day every day peeking at her through my windows until she caught me and invited me over for a meal consisting of pussy, ass, and mouth. I know she wants me in her holes.

Adira is also an XBIZ and Adult Video News nominated performer. It's only a matter of time until some of those nominations morph into trophies. All she has to do is keep at it as she has been.

Besides flaunting her body in front of the camera, she also works behind the camera for Evil Angel Video. While I prefer when I can see Adira, her skills behind the camera can't be denied. She has an eye for angles and lighting.

Cute and Sexy

The tweet pinned at the top of Adira's wall is a clip that shows off how fun and silly she is during filming. It's all laughs and smiles. One of the cutest things about her is that despite her near-perfect body, she snorts when she laughs. It's incredibly endearing.

In the clip, Adira and her friend Kissa sins are trying to situate themselves on a light-up living room table for a selfie. However, the stunt cock on Kissa's forehead is hard to get into Adira's mouth without ruining the selfie. Sometimes porn is hard (pun intended).

I can't quite tell what is happening in the next post. It's a two-second clip depicting what appears to be a canvas on an easel until Adira starts belt sanding the top of it. I'm going to guess that whatever it is, it's for an upcoming directing gig.

Adira's Twitter account is awesome, but it works best when used in tandem with her official website, The Girl You Wished Lived Next Door. It's a bit of a long and clunky site name, but it makes a point. A point that I can not argue.

I'm not sure what public pool Adira frequents, but I will find it as soon as possible. She recently took some photos there that are pretty naughty. The best part is that she had to be careful because other people were around.

If I were there, There's no way a bitch would get away with snapping tit pics without me noticing. I have a sixth sense for that kind of thing. I can sense every nude selfie being taken in a two-hundred-yard radius. It's like a shark smelling blood in the water.

After a bit of a hiatus, Adira announced that she would focus on her Twitter account more often. She's always active on her Only Fans and IG, but Twitter was getting the short end of the stick for a bit. However, that is the case no longer.

Titty Variety Show

What is it about titties pressed against glass that's so fucking awesome? It's a whole new perspective, and men always look for more ways to enjoy boobs. You'd think that we'd have enough at some point, but that's not the case. I'll never have enough boobs for as long as I live.

Are you a wealthy and lonely man looking to purchase the company of a fine young lady? Well, do I have good news for you. Adira is on the market for a sugar daddy to help fund a project she's working on. In her request, she states, "I feel like they are rare unicorns."

If anyone can find herself a sugar daddy, it's fucking Adira Allure. The problem is that wealthy guys don't have any trouble getting laid unless they are hideous. The only rich guys willing to sugar daddy a bitch will be old and unfuckable. However, if Adira is really trying to get this project off the ground, it may take some sacrifice.

Gonzo Goddess

Adira recently retweeted a post from a fan that explains her well: "There are few, if any, gonzo performers like Adira Allure out there today. There are certainly one or two that match that energy but have dialed it down a bit over the years."

I won't deny that this bitch is unmatched right now. She's in a category all her own. I look forward to seeing how the rest of her career goes.

Do you know who recently got their grubby little hands-on on Adira for an intimate fuck session? I just gave you a hint you may not have noticed. ... If you guessed Big Feet, you're wrong. However, if you guessed Small Hands, you're spot on.

When I say this is an intimate fuck session. I'm not exaggerating. Isn't Small Hands married? I might be upset watching this one if I was his wifey. I doubt she is, though, considering his wife is a famous porn star, Joanna Angel. She's had her pussy blown out more times than a Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Sega Genesis cartridge.

Adira is a world-class performer with a gorgeous face, incredible body, and pussy that could make even the softest dick cum. Her skills are stellar in front of and behind the camera.

Now that Adira has increased her Twitter posting output, I think she's on the right track. She just can't let those numbers slip again if she wants to keep growing her following.

Adira is one of the hottest bitches you'll ever see naked, so she deserves at least a Twitter follow, if not an Only Fans subscription.