Sofie Marie

It would be wrong to say my readership is all the same, but they share many common traits. I could rattle off a thousand and one right now, but today my theme is your pussydom.

My Pussy Readership

You’re all humungous fucking pussies. That's why you had to hunt down an alpha male like me for guidance. What makes you such incredible pussies? First off, the lack of any sex has decimated your testosterone levels. Research has shown that a steady supply of fuckable vaginas keeps T levels up and provides a man with ape-like drive and aggression.

I know you motherfuckers didn't just crawl off a bitch after twisting up her pussy like a soft pretzel. Let me take a crack at what you were doing just before you decided to read some Porndude articles—playing video games. Don’t lie to me. I know you too well to believe your lies. You were balls deep in Call of Duty, Mario Cart, or Metal Gear Solid.

The only time you've been employed in the last five years was when you "landscaped" your Mom's lawn to save up for a PS 5. And by "landscape" the lawn, I mean drive the riding mower they provided you over it. The only time you get to feel like you've completed an important task is when you “blast away some faggy newbs.”

Cat and caged animal ownership are prevalent amongst my most passionate fanbase. The reason is simple: They would love to own a dog, but even the tiniest little barker wouldn’t be able to stand how much of a pussy you are.

It would awaken all the long-forgotten wolf traits deep in its genetics. Then, the moment you drifted to sleep, it would rip out your esophagus and engorge itself upon your tender organs. How embarrassing would it be to get your cock eviscerated by a cocker spaniel?

Oh no. My spider sense is tingling. Please, God, don’t tell me it's true. I don’t even want to say it out loud. Which one of you hyper-fags just watched the entire extended director's cut of The Notebook? There's nothing that can be done for you now. You’re too far gone.

Your Amazonian Cock Boss

What you pitiful bastards need is a strong muscular woman to whip you back into shape, and I have just the bitch: Sophie Marie. Her name may sound unassuming, but her bench press numbers aren't.

Let's take a jaunt through this Amazonian princess's Twitter page. She uses Twitter to submit fans to her will, and her will is always that you beat your meat.

Sofie Marie describes herself as a CEO, actress, and model. That's a lot of roles to fill. You couldn't even imagine getting so much done in a day. This bitch is more of a man than you'll ever be.

She was also a Playboy cover model and centerfold. Hustler couldn't be left in the dust, so they got a piece of her musculature also. Lastly, she's been nominated for multiple Adult Video News and XBIZ awards. Whether it was purely through skill or threats were involved is yet to be determined.

One of my favorite things about Sofie is that she does anal. For one reason or another, not many bodybuilding porn stars do anal. Fortunately, Sophie has no such qualms.

Tubby Time With Sophie's Asshole

One of my favorite anal scenes featuring Sophia is "Tubby with Mommy," produced by Yummy Girl and co-starring Alex Jett. You fags will love this shit.

Alex just returned home after a long drive through the rural countryside and desperately needs to clean up. His stepmother, Sofia Marie, suggests that he take a "tubby" as he used to when he was a little kid. Alex agrees and pours himself a warm bath.

As Alex relaxes in the water, his stepmother suddenly interrupts his solitude. However, she makes up for the interruption by offering to soap him just like she used to. Alex is a little weirded out, but Sofia seems sincere, so he agrees to some help.

As Sofia washes his back, a lock of her hair gets wet. That's all it took for Sophia to say fuck it, strip naked, and hop right in the bathtub with a thoroughly surprised and confused Alex.

Sophia continues to clean her stepson, but now his cock is hard as a diamond. He tries to hide the thing, but it's no use. Maybe if Alex's stepmom didn't have such great tits, he could have kept control.

However, since they are alone in the house, Sophia lets her stepson munch her vagine. Eventually, he tries to shove his cock in her puss, but she turns him down. He is her stepson, after all. So instead, she offers to suck his dick dry. At least this bitch isn't a total party pooper.

But it doesn't take long for Sophie's lust to get the better of her, so she leads Alex to the bedroom by his young cock and lets him into her Cpink palace. That's not all. It appears Sofia has completely given up because not only does she let him in her gash, she also allows him in her brown eye.

On the Ranch with No Pants

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Sophie's wall shows her hard at work "on the ranch." While Sophie certainly has the body to work on a ranch, I don't think she does much more than fuck the cowboys. I bet those are some of the hardest-working cowboys on the planet.

You'll have to visit her Many Vids account if you want to see what Sophie looks like as a ranch hand. From there, you can purchase, rent, or watch her content by the minute. There is enough content to keep you busy for many moons. By the time you're done beating your meat, your forearm will look like Sophies'.

Her most recent post advertises another way to get your hands on this cunts videos, her official website. It's one of the most well-designed official porn star sites I've come across. You'll love that clips start playing the moment you arrive. You might as well be cock in hand before you type in the URL.

Washboard Abs

I need to take a minute to talk about Sophie's abs. Holy fucking shit, are they ripped. Fuck counting the number of packs. I can damn near see individual muscle fibers. If I tried to kick this cunt in the gut, I'd sprain an ankle.

Her core strength while riding cowgirl must be through the roof. She won't get off until you cry out for mercy. Her safe words are, "Dear God! Why have you forsaken me in my time of greatest need!?"

If this bitches kegel muscles are anything like her abs, Sophie will snap your cock off with your pussy if you cum before she does. Fucking her is a risky but satisfying proposition.

Just ask the infamous stunt cock, Spike Iron. Spike recently put in some work with Sophie and her friend Texas Patti in a threesome scene. I'm surprised he survived the onslaught. Only a pussy veteran like Spike can handle such strong and horny ladies. I can tell you from experience that they don't treat stunt cocks gently.

Where Does the Cock Go?

I know what you're thinking right now: Does Sophie take big black cock like a champion? The answer is yes. This bitch does everything like a champion. I don't think she's ever lost at anything.

I'm mystified by where these giant cock go when they are inside Sophie. She's in incredible shape. Her torso is all muscle and organs. I don't see any room for a foot-long cock, but she finds a way. The only thing I can imagine is that she had her femur surgically hollowed out to hide excess cock.

I'm sure it goes without saying that Sophie posts her workouts. She might be at her best buck naked on the leg press, pushing iron and flicking the bean. When you're as busy shooting content as Sophie, workouts have to be multitasked.

If you want to find out for yourself what it feels like to have your cock wedged against Sophie's organs, you should purchase her replica pussy. It's not the real thing, but it's as close as you sad fucks will ever get. The cost is only fifty bucks, but be aware it doesn't come with the case.

If my pussy readers saw Sophie on the sidewalk, they'd cross the street out of fear. Just looking at her abs burns calories. You'll never have been so turned on and disgusted in yourself as you will be staring at a naked Sophie.

One thing I'd like to see Sophie add to her repertoire is live shows. I want to see this bitch take some requests.

If you make Sophie wait for too long, she'll come to beat you up, and I'd hate to see that.