Kianna Dior

The search for meaning and truth is integral to developing a cohesive society full of happy and healthy citizens. Yet, despite many thousands of years of research by scientists and monks alike, we haven't come much closer to objective reality.

Berries < Apples < Melons

However, we have been able to pluck several fruits from the tree of knowledge. Many of these lay in the realm of science, and I am no scientist. I am but a man with an unrelenting boner and access to unlimited amounts of porn.

While I may not be a physicist, I am still a scholar. A scholar of pussy, tits, and ass. My subject matter may not be as heady as the nature of the universe, but it's far more useful. Plus, it just so happens that my field of study contains several objective truths.

Of these, one of the most stalwart is that men love fat jiggly tits. Just as every molecule in this universe is in constant motion, every man's cock is moved by the site of a perky pair of ginormous tits. You can set your watch by it.

The reasons dudes love large breasts are many and ever-growing. First and formost, they represent fecundity. Our penis doesn't just want to fuck random bitches. It wants to fuck bitches and launch jizz as close to a bitches cervix as physically possible. The penis demands spawn, and tits are like a lighthouse calling out to all fertile men within reach.

Big tits also tell a man that once his kid is born, a dumb cunt will be able to feed them as much milk as they can fit in their tiny little stomachs. I don't know about you, but I want my kid to be showered in titty milk like strippers getting showered in bubbly. In fact, while she's busy playing sprinkler, I also want to be showered in titty milk. The bigger the tits, the more milk should be left over for me.

Big tits are also a status symbol. As a man, if you've roped in a bitch with soccer ball-sized mammary glands, it projects an aura of alpha status. I never go out without at least two pairs of big tits draped under my arms. Some guys wear jewelry, some drive sports cars, and some, like myself, roll with the sexiest bitches on earth. Your Porche is nice and all, but can you stick your dick in it? Let me rephrase that question. Can you stick your dick in it and not require skin grafts afterward?

That brings me to the lovely Kianna Dior and her tiny tits. I'm just kidding. This bitch is working with 34 double Ds. She has enough titty for you and your mama.

Summer of Fuck

Kianna was born in Hawaii on November 17th, 1969 but soon moved to Northern California, where she was raised. Who the fuck moves away from Hawaii? I'd never forgive my parents for taking me away from paradise.

1969 was the summer of love. More than a fair share of porn stars were born as a result of that summer, and they all came with sex in their epigenetics. They were born for this life.

For the first twelve years of her life after graduating high school, Kianna worked stressful and unsatisfying jobs that weren't giving her what she needed. At the age of thirty, Kianna decided to take a summer off from work to relax, party, and figure out what her next plan of action should be.

Can a Bitch Take a Day Off?

Kianna never got around to her summer of fun because before it even had the chance to start, she met the owner of the porn production company Legend Videos. He instantly offered her a twelve-film contract that would see her earning a pretty penny.

However, Kianna was forced to turn it down temporarily. Not because she was nervous or a prude but because she was approached by Penthouse around the same time and wanted to film with them before signing an exclusive contract. Kianna, now having experience, also earned her a little payment boost.

Kianna went on to fulfill her contract with legend, and the momentum was built. She had found her new career.

You know a bitch is sexy when she can't even take a summer off without two major porn producers trying to get her in their studio. Kianna knew from then on that she would never have trouble finding work.

Now that we know this bitches assets and history, we can explore her Twitter page. Kianna doesn't fuck around with her Twitter account. If you follow her, you won't miss a thing. Trust me. You don't want to miss a single thing this cunt gets up to.

Kianna doesn't say much in her description. She posts her email and a link to her Amazon Wishlist. I was surprised that despite Christmas being right around the corner, her wishlist looked a bit sparse. The only things on it are dye-safe shampoo, a compact clothing iron, Undaria Algae body oil, and a thirteen-inch realistic dildo with a small tip. Kianna likes a good taper.

Kianna Dior joined Twitter in August of 2009 and has since managed to collect nearly three hundred and fifty thousand followers. That will happen when you have double-D tits and perfectly matched nipples. Us men are simple creatures.

Depositing a Month's Savings

The tweet pinned to the top of Kianna's page right now forced me to take a writing break so I could beat my johnson up. First, she took one lucky super fan and locked his cock up in a chastity cage for no nut November. Then, after the month was over, she filmed herself unlocking his cock, taking it in her mouth, and draining his month of savings onto her face.

That shit gets me so fucking hard that I don't know what to do with myself. I think it makes me so horny because I could never have that kind of self-control. I haven't gone a month without nutting since my very first orgasm. I don't think I'm capable of it.

But my fucking God, must it feel good to release the dam gates after a full month. I'd love to have that experience, but I don't think it's in the cards for me. Honestly, I nut so often it might not be healthy for me to quit cold turkey. The withdrawal symptoms could be horrific.

Only Hands

It being around Christmas, much of the United States is gripped by cold. If you are one of those unfortunate folks, Kianna has a hand warmer you might enjoy. They are funny looking for hand warmers, but they get the job done. The technical term for them is big mama milkers, but you can call them boobs for short.

If you want to see Kiana perform live on streaming, the best way is to sign up for her Only Fans account. Her regular price is $12.95 a month, but if you act fast, you can get sixty percent off your first month. That brings the price down to only $5.18. That's fucking nothing.

If you don't make it in time for the Christmas discount, you can still save some funds by buying in bulk. A three-month subscription will save you twenty percent, and a six-month will save you forty. That's nearly half off. You'll be jerking off anyway, so you might as well save some money while you're at it.

Your Mom's House

Kianna recently appeared on one of my favorite non-porn-related podcasts, Your Moms House, with comedians Christina P and Tom Segura. It's during one of their X-rated live shows, so don't expect Kianna only to be talking. This bitch goes to work.

If there is anything Kianna loves in this world, it's fucking black dudes. She does it at every opportunity she has. For example, her recent scene with Hollywood Cash. That skinny bastard uses his stunt cock to devastate Kianna's willing pussy. I'm not sure who had more fun.

Kianna's mouth can do penis magic. When it comes to blowjobs, this bitch is one of the best, and I'm not the only one who thinks so. Adult Empire ranked her in the number two spot for top blow jobs of 2024. Now that's something to write home about. I bet it was her mom who first taught Kianna how to handle a peen.

Kianna is a sexy Hawaiian bombshell with huge tits and a mouth that could suck a planet through a coffee stirrer. You'll love her live performances and steady output on Only Fans.

My primary complaint about Kianna's Twitter account is the lack of video clips. She posts plenty of pictures, but I want to see this cunts tits in motion more often.

Hop on Twitter and get yourself an eyeful of double-D Hawaiian breasts. You can thank me for it later.