Mia Bandini

Every man has his own favorite body parts that turn him on the most, but some things are universal. For example, everyone loves a beautiful pair of bouncy breasts, no matter the size. Big, small, medium, gigantic, they're all worth a squeeze. Ladies obsess about titty size, and men have preferences, but in the end, every boob is a great fucking boob. I'll take one of each.

Teen TNA

But bitches aren't just tits with a head. There is more to love about the female form than the big mama milkers. Another appreciated trait is a curved bum with clear delineation between itself and the back. Once again, men have their size preferences. Some enjoy a huge thick ass that wiggles and jiggles when a cunt walks. Others, like a smaller apple bottom tight with muscle from squats. Regardless every man likes a shapely ass.

Perhaps the most universally loved feature is a tight pussy. A bitch can be absolutely perfect from head to toe, but if you jab your Jimmy Johnson in her gash and can’t feel the walls, it’s all for nothing. It’s nice wrapping paper around a shoebox filled with poo. It’s putting a beautiful pink skirt on Danny DeVito. It’s throwing a new coat of paint on the hull of the Titanic.

Lucky for us, there is one type of lady that always has all three, Tits, ass, and pussy: teens. Some classy gents pretend as if they don’t love the sight of a young nubile teen showing off her naked body doesn't make them randy in the pants, but they lie. The fact is dudes are genetically wired to desire the loins of young, healthy, virile pussy. The continuation of our species demands it. Don’t blame yourself that your fat disgusting fifty-five-year-old body gets a rock-hard cock when it sees tight teen pussy. Blame "Origin of Species."

I mean, what is there not to love? A teen body is fresh off the press. If you have the money for a shiny new car, are you going to buy a used piece of shit? Well, guess what? Teen porn is free to watch anytime your lecherous little mind requires it, and I know it wants to see that shit all the time.

Who can resist those perky tits untainted by the hands of time and space? An ass still elastic and the threshold yet unbreached. Even your miserable excuse for a micro dong will struggle to fit inside its confines. Tight teen pussy still capable of gorilla gripping your cock like a vice grip inside a vice grip. That shit will damn near take the first few layers of flesh right off your dick head.

The Tree of Good and Evil

Adding to teens' already considerable allure is the fact that they’re a forbidden fruit. You’re not supposed to look longingly at teens with a hand down your pants anymore, you gross old fuck. You should be looking at bitches closer to your own age and attractiveness levels. But who wants to fuck bitches close to your own age unless that age is eighteen. I’m watching porn to live a dream, not relish in my reality, so give me some tang that just came out of the dryer, please.

A lot of these young gashes haven’t even had an orgasm before. Do you think the dumb inexperienced peen they get is getting these ladies close to cumming? College guys can't figure out where the clit is, let alone make a lady cum. All they know how to do is jackrabbit and sling ropes. Teens need a man who can teach them about their bodies. That certainly isn’t my retarded fucking readers, but you can pretend it is. You've read enough of my articles to pretend you know what you're doing. Think of yourself as an anatomy teacher showing teens how to unlock the pleasure power in their genitals.

Teens are still nervous about fucking. They don’t want to look stupid in front of prospective partners, so they will say yes to any request you make. Getting a bitch down on her knees to rim your anus is just the beginning. You'll have to be more creative than that. Teen sluts will eat the shit from your palms.

Pornfection

Porn offers us something no woman ever could, perfection. Let me rephrase that. Porn offers you something you could never have otherwise. Perfection. Physically perfect women exist, but you won’t be fucking any anytime soon. Let me rephrase that. You will never be fucking any perfect woman.

However, you're welcome to look at them all you like. There are plenty of teens out there putting their bodies on the internet for perverts like you and me. And they know why you stare. They understand how alluring their youth is to men. I'm talking about bitches like Mia Bandini.

Mia Bandini is a sexy teen with a thirsty throat and the talent to make your dick tip so sensitive a breeze makes you cum. I love every part of her body. The first thing you notice is probably her lips. They go beyond dick-sucking lips. They're dick-sucking and ball-gargling lips.

Mia's Twitter account is the ideal place to get a sample of what Mia does professionally. She describes herself as NAughty Daddy's little girl. She also posts a link to her All My Links account, where you can discover all the different places Mia posts content.

She also links her Only Fans account as "Miss Anal Queen." You don't get a nickname like that for no reason. This bitch put work into deserving that moniker. Her asshole is one of the hardest-working orifices in the game.

Mia Bandini joined Twitter in October of 2017 and has since garnered nearly three hundred and seventy-five thousand followers. Build it, and people will come, especially when the said building is a sexy teen slut that wants you to beat your meat to her.

Lots of Content

Mia does not currently have a tweet pinned to the top of her page. However, much of her recent tweeting has been advertising a free trial for her Only Fans. It could be annoying, but Mia found a way to make it fun.

Unlike most ladies, each of Mia's Only Fans posts has a different picture or clip. Generally, ladies use the same one to four, and the repetitive posting gets aggravating almost immediately. However, I don't give a fuck what a bitch is tweeting about, pending it comes paired with nudity. She could be babbling about how the holocaust didn't happen, and it wouldn't even register to me.

I didn't know I wanted to watch Mia play around in a bathtub full of mysteriously blue water until I saw it. If she ever needs a sponge bath for some reason, I'm here for it. Put me in coach. I've been training for this moment my entire life. The skill to sponge-bathe sexy teen sluts is a gift given to me by God, and I'd hate to waste one of God's many gifts to me. I have certainly never wasted the giant cock he gave me.

One of the things I love about Mia is that she has many looks. In one scene, she'll have nerdy innocent teen vibes, and in the next, she has leather-clad dominatrix bitch vibes. She can be anything your fantasies require. Mia can be your student or your teacher, your friend or foe.

Dick-ups

As your eyes move from her tits down to her pussy, they won't be able to help but notice Mia's abs. This cunt has the core strength to fuck you from here to Timbuktu. She must do a couple of hundred sit-ups a day. She could fill her panties up with squirt juices and clean them back off using her abs as a washboard.

I love nutting on her stomach and watching my jizz run down the indents between her muscle groups. It reminds me of a marble run or slot cars but with my cum instead of toys. Sometimes I let my first and second spurts race each other down Mia's stomach, with her pubic hair as the finish line. Needless to say, everyone wins this race.

Mia Bandini is a teen slut with a body that will make you stiffer than a load baring retaining wall. You won't be able to take your eyes off her holes as they are penetrated by a menagerie of stunt cocks. And if you get bored of one Mia look, she has plenty more in stock.

While I appreciate that every Only Fans ad comes with a new picture, I wouldn't mind seeing some other types of posts. Literally, almost anything else pending it still includes a naked Mia.

Mia's tits, ass, pussy, and abs await you. I don't think your penis will let you wait any longer.