Halle Hayes

Halle Hayes is one of those chicks you never forget. It's the huge fake boobs for me. I'll be honest, I'm normally not one for fake tits, but this chick pulls them off. At first, I had no fucking clue how much work she got done, so my initial reaction when I pulled up Halle's Twitter was, "what the actual fuck?" They're nice tits, don't get me wrong, but I recall a thick Halle Hayes with tits that didn't look like Dolly Parton's. She was just a thick bitch with a good smile, and I'm pretty sure she even had fewer tattoos. We're back on her Twitter, and I'm still fapping just as fucking hard to her fine ass. She's the whole package if you like a big-titted bitch, and I'm not talking about the natural ones. I can't tell you if that ass is all-natural either; still, silicon or not, I'd tap that. I'm not a fan of all the surgery shit, but if you're already fapping to her Twitter page like I am, you know that shit still bounces like it should.

I've been going through a Twitter porn phase for a while, mainly because their rules are so loose around adult content. You don't even have to go to the hub anymore. All you have to do is have a Twitter account, be eighteen or older, and you can access endless porn through thousands of pornstars promoting their OnlyFans and ManyVids clips. Here's the thing, you're not going to find full-on fucking scenes with a money shot that's fourteen minutes in total like on the hub. What you'll find on Twitter is more content, behind the scenes, a day in the life, and daily updates from your favorite pornstars and OnlyFans sluts. One of my favorite pages now has to be Halle Hayes.' She will post just about anything as long as she's getting the reach she needs. She was just banned from the page I was supposed to review, so I was relieved to find she had a page backup so I could get this fap in.

You can't talk about Twitter porn and not mention Halle Hayes. She even makes bookings available so her fans can create content with her, like Violet Myers, who's admitted to fucking her fans. These newer porn chicks will do just about anything for their fans, and I'm not going to lie; I'm a little envious of these fuckers. She's never been on my casting couch, but holy fuck, I just know I'd have to take off my glasses to really enjoy motor boating those perfect huge fake tits. I'll keep you all updated if she ever decides to join me, but I will discuss this profile's pros and cons for now. By the end of the review, you'll have my full opinion on it, what to expect, and know if this shit is Porn Dude-approved! I wouldn't steer you wrong, and I can already tell you this is the next bitch you need to follow that makes it worth not clicking links in a bio. Fuck that shit!

First Look

Twitter is like the new Reddit for adult content creators. You can post whatever you want as long as it doesn't violate community guidelines, but here's the thing, nobody actually fucking cares. That's why many accounts get banned; people start using Twitter for porn. Over the years, they've become more lenient and even allowed users to post their OnlyFans links because they are aware of the large percentage of their social network being people in porn. Thankfully, we're all still fapping to these sluts, and we don't even need sites like XVideos or the hub to bust a nut anymore. Don't get me wrong, I love a good porn website, but Twitter nails the short-form compilation content. Instead of categories, you can follow a bad bitch like Halle Hayes, and you know exactly what you're getting every time.

Of course, not all chicks will show as much pussy and ass as Halle Hayes. Some chicks barely post anything and make you subscribe to their premium content to see the good shit, but fuck that! I won't pay for something I can see for free, so I'll unfollow a bitch if she's promoting paid content and doesn't show a tit. I don't know about you, but I come here to fap, but some of these chicks don't seem to understand that. Twitter porn has made me even more of a porn snob, I'll admit, but it's all for a good cause, bringing you fuckers the best porn I can without you having to pay for it. Halle Hayes does some promo here and there, but mainly it's just to promote her dick-sucking skills and how well that huge ass bounces on a big dick. As long as you're eighteen and have your account settings turned on to view sensitive content, you'll be able to follow Halle and see for yourself.

The Pros

I've already busted several nuts from this profile's media section alone. Twitter has a lot of pros, but let's start with what makes Halle's profile do it for me. First, you've got endless free clips of her sucking dick, getting her back blown out, and a lot of other freaky shit you'll have to see for yourself on her Twitter page. They're usually all shorter clips from a longer scene. Still, when you have several people retweeting the same shit across several tweets, you can see a lot of premium scenes for free. It's wild as fuck, but as they say, teamwork makes the dream work. In this case, my dream was to get a free video to bust a nut, and it came true. That's not always the case, but pay attention to the people they're retweeting and talking to. For example, Halle has a blowjob clip with Alex Jones, and even Ray Black even got himself some of that fat booty.

On top of all these amazing features and slutty posts from Halle Hayes, this app is fucking incredible. I use the desktop a lot for most porn sites, but when it comes to Twitter, it doesn't get much better than the mobile app. It's super secure, and you'll never have dumb-ass pop-ups with stupid-ass ads all in the way of your porn. Plus, they don't even have previews like other lame tube sites. From blowjobs to sex clips and collaborations with the hottest new pornstars, you'll see everything you need to bust a nut just like you were watching a Jules Jordan scene. So if you want to jump straight into an app that gives you all the tits and ass you can take at once, it's all on Twitter.

The Cons & Recommendations

This might sound like a petty complaint, but I don't fuck with Twitter only allowing two-minute videos. It's not like they're using all two minutes when they post their clips for us to fap to, but I feel they would if Twitter allowed longer videos. Sure, you're going to have those chicks that only want to sell their premium content, but there are also sluts who would post a full-sex video on Twitter if they could. Twitter needs to be open to changing up a few rules, and maybe we could see some of these thots in a full-blown tube site-style video. It'd be like when they had MySpace videos back in the day, except porn; fuck, yes. Besides that, it's just the premium content that can be inconvenient while I'm trying to get my fap on. Halle's pretty generous, showing those tits and that fat pussy as much as she does, but I still think there's a big emphasis on premium content. Fuck that shit, but hey, at least you know where to go when you're ready to be Halle Hayes' little simp.

Final Thoughts

I don't need the premium shit to feel like a simp; I'm nobody's bitch, but I still have some legendary faps like one. I haven't had every girl on my couch, but I'm working on it, and Halle Hayes is definitely at the top of the list for big asses I want to feel against my cock. Plus, I'm sure she gives the best tit jobs; since they're silicone, they'll feel like one of my sex toys. Of course, they aren't as nice as Halle Hayes' big knockers. Still, they did the job while I was thinking about busting all over those melons. This chick is unreal, and if you're following any of these baddies you scroll through, hiding from your lame-ass girlfriend, you'll want to make sure it's Halle Hayes. If you ever get caught jerking off to Twitter porn, you'll want to make sure it was a bitch worth your nut, and that's why Halle Hayes' page is one of my new go-to's. If you were wondering, yes, this profile and Halle Hayes' fine ass are hands down Porn Dude-approved!

I can't stop fapping to that trailer with her and Zay Hilfiger. But, if you've never seen Halle Hayes in a full spread with her pussy and asshole popping, you're missing out. That shit's on her Twitter, so how in the fuck are you still not following her?