Larkin Love

There aren't many universal truths out there. Creation is a finicky beast that often avoids definition the harder you attempt to apply it. However, not all things in life are mysterious and subject to chaos. Some things just are. Things like big-tiddy goth girlfriends being fucking awesome.

Big-Tiddy Goth Girlfriend

No matter what style of dress or life you subscribe to, everyone wants a big-tiddy goth girlfriend. There is just so much to love. First, and most obviously, are the big tits. You can never go wrong with a healthy rack.

Second, daddy issues. There is a direct connection between daddy issues and cocksmanship. The more daddy ignores, the more big-tiddy goth bitches study the blade, if you catch my drift.

Third, they're willing to try anything in the bedroom. The key, once again, is daddy issues. BTGGs aim to please because they were never able to satisfy their fathers. When you pull your cock out, BTGGs see their dad's face on the tip. In order to make that face smile, BTGGs know they have to go to work. By the way, they'll probably be calling you daddy while all this is happening.

The list goes on. Who dresses sexier than BTGG? Nobody. Who looks better in a leather bondage outfit, complete with chains and leashes? Nobody. Who looks better splayed out on a surgical table with her labia spread open by clothing pins? Nobody.

As I'm sure you've guessed by now, we will be reviewing the Twitter account of a fantastic example of big-tiddy goth girlfriends. However, this particular bitch comes with a bonus. She has a fat ass to go along with those massive tits.

BTGG with fat asses is a rare commodity. When you see one, you never forget it. It's like 9-11. Every time I've laid eyes on a BTGG with a thick booty, I remember exactly where I was.

A Bit on the Nose

That's why I have to present Larkin Love to my audience. This cunt is the very essence of BTGG. She was born in Boston, Mass, on October 31st, 1985.

Alright, bitch. Are you being serious right now? Were you actually born on fucking Halloween and grew up to be a big-tiddy goth girlfriend? I find that exceptionally hard to believe, but I get why she would work it into her character. It's very Elvira of her. By the way, Larkin looks sexy as hell dress up as Elvira.

This brand of porn star tends to be the most intelligent lot of porn stars. She's bilingual and excelled in school. Despite being a goth since middle school, Larkin was popular amongst her classmates. She avoided the salty pissed-off goth vibe and had friends in every social circle.

Larkin was even one of the few goth cunts ever to be selected for homecoming and prom court. Usually, goth bitches get the Carrie treatment at high school dances.

Someone Get Freud a Line of Coke and a Voice Recorder

Larkin wasn't really into porn before she entered the industry, although a wide range of sensory input turns her on. Not all of them are generally considered sexual in nature. For example, Larkin is as likely to cum while flicking the bean to hardcore porn as she is to a video of a man crying.

I'm not joking. Videos of men crying get Larkin all wet in the panties. I'm no phycologist, but I don't think that's an indicator of mental health. Oddly enough, do you know who did go to school for psychiatry? Larkin did.

Not sure if you've ever had a friend that wanted to be a psychiatrist or already is one, but most are fucking nuts. You know what they say, if you can't do, teach.

Is this bitch in therapy? If any of my readers out there are beating their meat to videos of people crying, please seek help. There is a wiring issue happening between your brain and your dick.

Now that we know perhaps too much about Larkin let's dive into her Twitter account. Most BTGG don't fuck with Twitter like that, but when you're a porn star, you have to do what you must to make ends meet.

Instead of describing herself, Larkin uses the top of her page to list links to her most popular platforms, including Discord, VIP fan club, and After Dark. If you would like to talk to Larkin or see the complete list of platforms she uses, check out her official site and Larkin Love.

As one might expect, Larkin has left the states and now calls Amsterdam, The Netherlands home. It's one of the few places outside Los Angeles and Las Vegas where a porn career can be supported. Plus, I bet this bitch love absinthe. Big-tiddy goth girlfriends always do.

Larkin joined Twitter in February of 2017 and has since gathered nearly one hundred and fifty thousand followers. I told you that everyone loves BTGGs.

A Voice to Milk a Man's Prostate

Larkin has a sultry alto voice that melts the cockles of my genitals. When she moans sweet nothings into a man's ear, that man launches a load like he never has within ten seconds.

As you can imagine, her jerk-off instructions are second to none. This cunt is a dick whisperer. You could have been impotent and in a coma for the past five years, and Larkin will still breathe life into your manhood. She's a walking bottle of blue pills.

Following Larkin on Twitter is the best way to stay up to date on her scheduled live shows. For example, she will be live for video and audio calls next week on her VIP fan site. If you read this article in time, hit her VIP site Sunday, December 18th, for a real treat.

While you're busy fiddling around with her VIP site (and yourself), don't forget about her Only Fans account. It has everything a man needs for a night in by himself with a bottle of lube and his favorite cock sleeve.

A Small Hope

I'll quote this post directly because I know it will have my reader's panties in a bundle: "I'm on the prowl for fresh meat... should I go back to Tinder, or should I reach out to my fan base again?" The answer is fucking clear. Reach out to your fan base.

You fuckers should make every effort to put your penis in the running for Larkin's next stunt cock. Dehumanizing pussies like you make Larkin's pussy hungry for cock. Your tears are her lube. As snot runs down your face and onto your genitals, you'll feel the crushing weight of your inadequacy, squishing the will to live from your dick tip.

Only last month, Larkin filmed a scene with a fan contest winner. What a lucky little motherfucker that is. The fact that he won a contest might me she fucked him sight unseen. That would certainly help your guy's odds. Larking would never volunteer to fuck you. In fact, if you win a content, she might just say fuck that and draw another name. I would.

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When you arrive at Larkins Twitter, you should first scroll down to her December 22nd, 2024, post that features a picture of her incredible ass. I've never seen anything like it on a bitch who only wears black. I doubt she can twerk, but I bet that ass still jiggles from the mosh pit.

And the very next post down features ideal pictures of Larkins tits. All of this bitches private parts are something to behold. And wait until you see her big pink nipples. If there are clouds in heaven, they look like Larkin's nipples and feel like her titty meat.

Larkin usually does a weekly live show on her website, but last week it was canceled so she could have a plumber over. At first, I didn't know if she was being coy about upcoming content or if she really did have a pipe issue. But, from what I can tell, it was an actual problem.

However, that doesn't mean she didn't fuck the guy. That plumber may have walked into the best situation he's ever been in. I'd tell Larkin to keep her money if she doesn't mind putting those big mama milkers in my face while I work. I'll use them instead of safety glasses. Don't mind if some water splashes on them while I'm down there.

When I think of the perfect big-tiddy goth girlfriend, Larkin comes to mind. She has everything, a beautiful pale face, massive pillowy tits, a bonus thick ass, and the ability to cum in some questionable situations.

One thing I would like to see more of on Larkin's Twitter is cosplay. No one does cosplay like BTGG, and I'm sure she's no exception.

Larkin is waiting to bathe in your tears and swallow your cum. It's a combination you'll never be able to live without once you've had a taste.