Blondie Fesser

Blondie Fesser was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina on Sept 14th, 1988. Not much is known about her youth in Argentina, but she always loved gaining boys' attention. She would dress in revealing clothes and bat her eyes while watching men melt under her stare. It made Blondie feel powerful.

Super Horny

As an adult, Blondie moved to London, England. It was there that the industry began calling out to her. If drawing the gaze of two or three guys made her feel powerful, drawing the gaze of millions might turn her into the world's horniest superhero.

In 2010 she hooked up with Charlie Johnson and shot scenes for CNFM and Harsh Handjobs. At the time, she credited herself as Laura Hernandez. Later that year, she debuted as Blondie Fesser in a scene directed by Charlie Johnson and starring Rene Richards.

However, it wasn't those scenes that ended up launching Blondie's career. Instead, her work with the Spanish porn site Putolocura launched her into the stratosphere and beyond. She gained hundreds of thousands of fans through her scenes there, and before long major studios were beating down her door.

2015 and 2016 were significant years for Blondie. She filmed the sultry "Curvy Latina Anal" for Mofos, the sexy "Big Tit Blondie Pounded Outdoors Romp" for Bang Bros, and the arousing "Cock Thirsty Titty Fucker" for Team Skeet.

Don't Get Your Hopes Up

My readers will be thrilled to hear about her scene "I've Never Fucked a Fan Before." Well, she has now and probably will again. I highly recommend you try to make yourself a part of the action.

Blondie is built to fuck. At five foot three and one hundred and twenty-five pounds, you can toss her around any which way you like. Trust me. She loves it. Her measurements are 34-27-44, and she has double-F cup tits. She was already naturally busty, so when she enhanced them, shit got insane.

Blondie has tattoos on her calf and ankle, so you foot fucks have something to look at while she gives you a foot job. Along with her ears, Blondie also has her navel pierced. I love making her clean it out by cumming in her belly button.

With her past out of the way, let's jump into her current by exploring Blondie's Twitter page. Considering her global audience, Twitter is the perfect way for Blondie to keep all her fans in the loop of what she's up to.

Fucking like Rabbits?

Blondie describes herself as a sexy hybrid between a bunny and a human. Ummm, okay? Rarely am I lost for words, but she's got me. I would get it if she regularly dressed up like a bunny, but I've never seen her in a bunny costume. Even bunny ears on a hairband would do the trick. Perhaps she fucks like one?

She also describes herself as an actress and content creator. So she's a bunny, an actress, and she makes shit. None of those descriptors actually explain what Blondie does in real life.

It frustrates me when porn stars beat around the bush about being porn stars. Hoist that flag up high. Be loud and proud about your chosen profession. Don't let society shit on you because you fuck on camera for money. Own that shit, bitch. You're not a fucking bunny. You're not a fucking actress. You're a talented and sexy porn star who makes a fuck ton of money doing it. Good for you, bitch!

Blondie joined Twitter in August of 2013 and has since attracted nearly four hundred thousand followers. That's how the cookie crumbles when you've built an international fanbase. Right now, as we speak, there is a dude on Easter island crying out Blondie's name as he hoses down a moai statue in jizz.

You'll find plenty of Many Vids sale announcements as you navigate her Twitter account. This bitches content flies off the shelves like fucking hotcakes. It doesn't matter what the scene is or who she films with. The world can't help but eat it up.

In fact, Blondie just won two hundred and fifty bucks off a Many Vids contest called Fetish Crazy. Blondie isn't even that kinky compared to some other bitches out there.

Got the Itch

If you've been reading many of my articles as of late, then you know there is a spat of STIs going around the industry. As a result, certain testing sites have called for a two-week moratorium on shooting to let things cool down.

This has had many effects on the industry, including reinvigorating the tension between porn stars and Only Fans models. I don't get it. The insults slung in this debate could be said about either side. It makes no fucking sense. You're both exchanging sexual favors for money. Once again, take pride, and don't shit on your fellow sex workers. Also, make sure your dick and or pussy are healthy before you clock in for a day's work.

I'm always ready to see Blondie do some cosplay. She recently dressed up as Meiko Shiraki from "Prison School." If I were Blondie's partner, I'd make her wear that shit every single day. It's the only outfit she would own.

If you ever see Blondie wearing something in a scene that catches your eye, you might be able to find it in her Many Vids store. For example, these cow panties. Woah woah woah. Hold on here a second, missy. Cow panties? I thought you were a goddamn bunny. I've made my way through a large chunk of your wall, and I have yet to see even a single bunny picture, and now you dare to sell me your cow panties?

Blondie may not be a rabbit or farm animal, but she can give jerk-off instructions with the best of them. She has plenty of JOI available on her Many Vids. Themes and dress vary, but the results do not. Blondie's jerk-off instructions always end in orgasm.

Replacing the Knife with the Penis

Blondie may not be the freakiest porn star around, but she still has a kinky side. One of my favorite examples of this is her Halloween release this year titled "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers."

Michael Myers is back again, but this time murder isn't the only thing on his mind. He has slid his knife into so many victims over the years, but he never slipped his dick in. What's up with that?

Mike was thinking the same thing, so this time around, he put down the blade and picked up his dick. This is sure to be the most arousing Halloween to date.

At first, Blondie assumes Michael Myers is pulling from his old bag of tricks again, but once she discovers his erection, the mood changes. Sure, Mike is still a big scary dude, but maybe he has a big scary cock worth riding, also.

Blondie tries to be careful and take things slow, but masked monsters are rarely a patient bunch. He wants to get right to the action. That's understandable. I, too, skip foreplay whenever I'm fucking Blondie. I don't have that kind of self-control. Who does?

Black Friday has already come and gone, but if you're reading this in November of next year, don't miss out on Blondie's content sales. This year she made all her videos half off and all her customs thirty percent off. The only thing better than cumming to Blondie is cumming to Blondie with money still in your bank account.

Along with Many Vids and Only Fans, you can also find Blondie on Dirty Fans and Celeb TV. The moral of the story: Blondie is fucking everywhere. The bitch is omnipresent. You could fall over her content walking home tomorrow.

Finish Her

I thought Blondie's "Prison School" cosplay was the hottest thing ever until I saw her Mortal Kombat Kitana cosplay. There must be a shortage of double-sided sticky tape right now because I know it took the world's supply to keep that dress strapped on Blondie's titties. It's holding on via hopes and prayers. I'd like to set up a Go Fund Me for Blondie's tailor. He probably needed therapy after getting that outfit on her. I certainly do if I ever want to be a functional member of society again after seeing Blondie take on this role.

Blondie is one sexy bitch with a fat ass and tits to match. Fans all over the world release sperm to her each hour. Whenever I think I'm done with her, she pulls me back in.

My sole complaint about Blondie's Twitter is all the Many Vids sale announcements. They get annoying to sort through after a while.

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