Nikki Benz

Most people are upset at Russia for invading Ukraine for geopolitical reasons, and I get it. But unfortunately, there is not enough time in the day for me to both watch porn and keep up on current events.

Pussy Politics

I have no idea why Russia invaded Ukraine, and I don't plan on finding out. However, I'm still upset. Just not for the same reasons most other people are. I'm pissed because so many sexy porn stars have come out of Ukraine.

Every month the war continues, another batch of sexy sluts that could have filmed porn die. How many world-class porn stars have we lost already? Dozens? Hundreds? Please, God, don't tell me thousands.

While we wait for Ukraine to rise from the ashes and provide the world with a new package of fuckable Eastern European performers, we can enjoy the ones already here. Bitches like Nikki Benz.

Nikki Benz was born as Alla Montchak in Mariupol, Ukraine SSR, Soviet Union, on December 31st, 1981, to a Canadian father and a Ukrainian mother. At the age of seven, the family migrated to Toronto, where Nikki was raised.

After schooling, Benz found employment as a bikini model and stripper. Her naturally sexy looks made it a lucrative business for her, but a lot of money was left on the table because she wasn't in porn. That changed in 2003.

The Cake Rises

That's when Nikki emailed the famous porn director Jim Gunn, who in turn introduced her to the president of Pleasure Productions, Frank Kay. Frank signed her right away, and her first release, "Strap on Sally 20," featuring Gina Lynn, was dropped soon afterward.

Her first boy-girl scene was shot with the stunt cock Ben English in the video "The Sweetest Thing." Needless to say, there wasn't much sweet about "The Sweetest Thing."

After finishing her contract with Pleasure Productions, Nikki Benz moved to LA (also known as the home of porn) and signed with Jill Kelly Productions.

She immediately returned to work shooting content but never felt settled with Jill Kelly. Only a year later, Nikki signed with TeraVision. Thus began her slow rise from porn nobody to porn star.

It didn't happen overnight, but by 2011 she had been a Penthouse Cover girl, Penthouse pet of the month, and finally, Penthouse pet of the year. Nikki's career was taking off in a big way. All that hard work and bean flicking was paying off.

In June of 2016, one of the biggest studio names in porn approached Nikki to be their first brand ambassador. There isn't a single porn star on earth that would turn down an offer to work with Brazzers so intimately.

But unfortunately, disaster was right around the corner. A few months into her contract, a prominent porn director named Tony T apparently assaulted Nikki on set. Of course, this sullied the relationship between Nikki and Brazzers, and she discontinued her role as brand ambassador.

Running for May(wh)or(e)

You might be sitting at your desk thinking that Nikki Benz is a familiar name despite you not having watched her before. Well, there is a good reason for that feeling. Nikki is the porn star who ran for mayor of Toronto in 2014.

Her candidacy got taken up by the international news cycle, and for a couple of weeks, Nikki Benz was a household name. Sadly, she couldn't officially run due to paperwork problems, but perhaps she will try again.

Let's look at what Nikki is doing on her Twitter page. She describes herself as a content creator, 2020 Adult Video News Awards host, Fleshlight girl, Penthouse pet of the year, and member of the Adult Video News Awards Hall of Fame. She also provides links to her merch site and Only Fans. You can also hashtag her at BenzMafia.

Nikki joined the platform all the way back in November of 2008, only two years after it debuted. Since then, she has had plenty of time to collect over one million followers.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of her wall advertises her VIP Only Fans. This bitch is so huge she can't stop at one. A single Ony Fans account could never hope to contain all that Nikki produces.

While the relationship between Ms. Benz and Brazzers has suffered, that's not the case with Nikki and Naughty America. Currently, the big story on Naughty America is the return of Nikki Benz in the film "My Friend's Hot Mom." Their website and social media are decked out in ads heralding the second coming of Ms. Benz.

Nikki is doing her part also by posting plenty of content with the Naughty America logo showing. These two are about to have a very lucrative relationship.

Expect to see plenty of Nikki's dog on her Twitter. Did you think she was shooting all this porn and making all this money for her? Nope. It's so she can spoil her dog to death. I bet you'd kill to live as that dog. Hopefully, she lets you hang out in the bedroom while she fucks. Just make sure to stay quiet and don't nut on the nice rugs.

When you've been in the industry as long as Nikki, your pussy callouses. Not literally, fortunately, but you'll be hard-pressed to damage Nikki's birth canal, no matter how big your cock is. That'sThat's why she can shoot back-to-back boy-girl scenes with two massive cocks. Most bitches would have tapped out halfway through the first one.

Since Nikki had a brief foray into politics, she occasionally puts an opinion out there and reminds people to vote during election season. Don't worry, though. It doesn't get in the way of her showing off her naked body.

Collect the Whole Set

The best way to show Nikki you're more than a casual fan is to buy merch. She has a little bit of everything, and it's all branded with Nikki's tits. There are calendars, phone cases, posters, and much more. Nikki can't see the passion in your jizz. If you want her to know how you feel, buy a coffee mug.

I'm flipping through her calendar right now, and I must say that it looks like an excellent way to start the day. Pour coffee into your Nikki coffee mug, spill some on your Nikki PJs, and check the Nikki calendar to see what day it is. You won't be able to stop touching yourself.

Nikki has some legendary dirty talk one-liners that I remember to this day. One of my recent favorites came out of her mouth while filming a boy-girl scene with John Legendary. John reports that she told him to "Scramble them eggs" while he was in the pussy. Can do, Nikki. I'll scramble your colon while I'm at it, also.

Sometimes Nikki can't find a stunt cock in time to keep up with her regular Only Fans schedule. It's times like those it pays to be Nikki's neighbor. Sometimes she invites him over to play stunt cock, and he does his best. It's not easy not cumming inside Nikki within three thrusts.

If, for some reason, you still don't own a Fleshlight, you can use Nikki's name at checkout to score a discount. You'll never want to use your hands again. Plus, they're perfect to combine with a Nikki Benz video. It's like wine and cheese or a burger and fries. Some things just work.

Nikki recently ran a survey pole that I found very interesting. Nikki asked men what their favorite lingerie color is, and almost half of the respondents said black.

I would have guessed red before black, but the people have spoken. Personally, I don't give a shit what color a bitches bra and panties are. Either way, they'll end up on the floor at the foot of my bed.

I've Seen Your Mom's Feet

Nikki Benz likes to throw a few words at the haters now and again. For example, "Even your mom is selling feet pics on Only Fans. Don't trip." She's not lying. Where do you think your mom gets the money to pay your allowance? It doesn't fall from the sky. While you are busy playing video games in her basement, your mom is adding to her retirement fund one toe at a time.

Nikki Benz is as sexy as they come. She is a porn legend and veteran. She could make you cum just by staring at your penis hard enough. It takes years to develop a skill like that.

Nikki doesn't need any advice from me on how to be a professional whore on Twitter. It appears she has it fucking mastered, so you keep doing you, boo boo.

Head to Nikki Benz's Twitter and watch a true master at work. She'll have your balls swelling in seconds.