Aletta Ocean

Some porn stars can be spotted from miles away. I'm talking about bitches with enough lip filler to choke a goat. Bitches with ass implants so large you can see their outline through yoga pants. Bitches with tits so enhanced the flesh looks ready to tear under the extreme pressures.

Human Balloon

These barbie doll porn stars spend thousands of dollars every year on plastic surgery, botox, and filler injections. They barely even look human anymore. If an alien came down for a visit, they would think these bitches are a different species from us.

Even Barbie dolls would have to admit they are a bit off-putting to see in person. They cross the uncanny valley into a creepy semi-human look that strikes primal fear. However, on camera, the grossly disproportionate sex organs take on a different look.

The bulbous lips, gargantuan tits, and baboon ass hack our monkey brains into thinking we are looking at a highly fertile young woman when in reality, all that filler probably made her sterile years ago.

One such cartoon character is Aletta Ocean. This bitches body parts have been chopped, sliced, diced, reformed, and replaced to create a semi-sentient sex doll with holes that are ready for action. I wouldn't be surprised if she had her pussy and asshole replaced with vibrating Fleshlights.

Aletta ocean was born Dora Varga on December 14th, 1987, in Budapest, Hungary. She was always complimented for her beauty from a young age, so in 2006 she competed in the Miss Hungary Pagent and was one of the finalists.

After graduating high school, Aletta played with the idea of graduating from the Budapest Faculty of Economics, but while attending to her studies, she began her modeling career.

Getting Ahead

Her boyfriend encouraged her to try the adult entertainment industry when she ended up placing as one of the six finalists. He was already a stunt cock, so he had all the connections needed to give Aletta a head start in the biz.

At first, she only worked part-time, shooting a scene here and there while still primarily focused on her degree. However, six months after starting, she quit school to become a full-time porn star in the making.

Her first scenes were shot at the studios of 21 Sextury and DDF Productions. It didn't take long for the awards to come rolling in, such as the Adult Video News award for best foreign female performer of the year and best sex scene in a foreign production for her role in the movie "Dollz House."

Since her jump-start into the industry, she has filmed around three hundred scenes. Much of her content was produced by Brazzers, Bang Bros, Life Selector, Private, and DDF Network.

As I mentioned earlier, Aletta has put herself through a shit ton of cosmetic surgery. This includes rhinoplasty and lip filler, along with extreme breast implants. At first, she went from a B to a D but later increased them further to the 40 double Ds she rocks now.

While I appreciate all of the time, effort, and money she put into her body, it was all in vain. She was a fucking sexy bombshell before she did all that shit. I'm not saying she is ugly now. She just looks generic. Generically sexy, sure. But before, she had her own personal sexy that was more attractive.

So There's Hope

I've got some excellent news for you, lonely, horny, perverted motherfuckers. Aletta Ocean provides escort services. That's right, folks. You could be balls deep in that tight pussy pending you have a free hour and fifteen hundred euros.

I wonder if she has had any work done on her pussy. Perhaps she gets it retightened every few years. Is that a thing? If not, can we make it one? I'm about to attend eight years of medical school and four years of residency so that I can open up The Porndudes Pussy Tightening Service on 42069 double penetration ave. It's a quiet neighborhood.

Let's crack open Aletta's Twitter account and see what this bitch is up to when not pumping her body full of cum and foreign substances not yet approved by the Food and Drug Administration.

Aletta's description is simple and to the point. This is her only account on Twitter. For private content, subscribe to her Only Fans. For booking, be they for porn or escort services, visit her website. Trust me. Fucking Aletta is an experience you'll never forget.

Aletta joined Twitter in November of 2011 and has since collected over seven hundred thousand followers. Those silicone laden 40 double Ds must be doing something right.

Titting Bricks

The first thing on Aletta's wall is a pinned tweet advertising her new interracial scene released exclusively on Only Fans. It features the stunt cock, Shaft, and he makes use of all the holes, including between her tits.

Honestly, titty fucking Aletta might not even feel good. There is so much filler in those tits it would be like having your dick caught between a rock and a hard place. I'm not trying to dick down a couple of bowling balls. I don't want to sandwich my cock between two bricks.

There was no need for lube because Shaft's dick kept bleeding. He had to be taken to the hospital immediately after filming. It took forty stitches and a skin graft to cobble his cock back together.

Aletta doesn't only post video clips and scenes to her Only Fans. She also goes on live, so keep an eye on her Twitter to receive alerts.

If you like Aletta's previously recorded content, you'll love her live shit. She is a talented performer who knows how a dick works. She'll have yours all kinds of riled up. I hope you don't ruin the moment by cumming too soon.

I'm sure it goes without saying that Aletta Ocean has an IG full of titty pics. Every once in a while, she posts some content from her IG to remind people to follow her there, as well as on Twitter.

I'm going to quote one of her recent tweets directly, "Also, a threesome would look good on my website." I mean, she's not wrong, but how does Aletta not already have a website full of threesomes? Threesomes aren't some obscure ass fetish. We want to see this bitch getting her asshole reamed out while she munches on some carpet simultaneously. It's not too hard of a request to fill.

Apparently, she has group sex on her mind as she also recently posted about an upcoming boy boy boy girl scene she is shooting soon. You know what they say: the more dicks, the merrier.

Fuck Tours

Aletta loves spending time in Italy. Her favorite city is Milan which is full of rich history. However, something tells me people have difficulty paying attention to history when Aletta is around. The only thing I can do when she's in the room is stare at her body.

Aletta tours Europe offering her services as an escort. Keep an eye on her Twitter to know which city she is traveling to next. Before Milan, it was London for a week, where I'm sure she made a metric fuck ton of money.

And before London, she was in fucking Mexico. That's a serious flight. I wonder if she joined the mile-high club on her way in. I bet she left some poor Mexican fellows so drained of cum they looked boneless.

Don't forget that Aletta films custom content just the way you want it. She's willing to do almost anything on camera, pending the pay is right. Check out her only fans to make your request. You do have to be a member to place an order.

I have to directly quote one of Aletta's posts again, "My huge implanted ass in skinny leggings is almost illegal. The women are constantly commenting, the men are drooling." I don't doubt that, although she may occasionally confuse shock for admiration. It's not every day that you can trace the outline of a bitches booty implant through three layers of clothing.

I'll end with a picture of Aletta riding a bike through a sandy beach. I can't believe she can sit on a bike seat without her pelvis popping an implant. Those things must be made of Damascus steel.

Aletta is a classic barbie bimbo porn star with insane proportions gifted to her by science and modern medician. Let her hack your brain into thinking you're about to create spawn with the most fertile member of your tribe.

My only suggestion for Aletta is to chill it with the plastic surgery for a second. I think once you have this much done, you have to keep going to maintain, but I think minimal procedures from this point on would be good.

Head over to Aletta's Twitter and see the epitome of a porn barbie at work.