Ariella Ferrera

Not everyone knows what they want to be when they grow. Most of you didn't. That's how you ended up living in your parent's basement playing Grand Theft Auto Five all day while you shovel pizza in your mouth and ignore job posting emails.

Vagina Dentata

Born in Medellin, Columbia, on January 15th, 1979, Ariella Ferrera certainly didn't know what she wanted to be. Her family moved to Chicago, Illinois, when she was very young, so their daughter could grow up in the United States.

Ariella started off her adult life as a dental hygienist. She enjoyed the schooling and first few years of employment, but eventually, it wasn't doing it for her. She needed something more exciting.

She began looking around for anything that piqued her interest, but it was tough. Eventually, Ariella found modeling. Ariella is naturally attractive and has always recognized the looks men give her when she is out and about.

However, Ariella is a bit of a wild child, so simple modeling quickly gave way to adult modeling, which in turn gave way to hardcore porn. Ariella starred in her first porn in 2009 at the age of thirty.

Since her humble beginnings, she has worked with major studios such as Mile High, Brazzers, Pulse Distribution, Digital Playground, and Girlfriends Films.

Over her long and illustrious career, Ariella has been nominated for many awards, including the Adult Video News award for the best all-girl three-way scene.

Vagina Den-Ta-tas

Ariella has an amazing body, but it comes at a price. She must remain highly active to maintain that slender and sexy frame. However, she finds working out boring, so she prefers activities such as Running, Hiking, Swimming, Biking, and Camping. She currently resides in Mission Viejo, California.

At five foot seven inches, Ariella is of average height. She is only one hundred and fifteen pounds, which is surprising because most of that must be titty weight. Her knockers are massive, and yes, they're ninety percent artificial.

Her body measurements are 33-25-33, making her quite shapely. She is well known for her red hair, that's fun to pull while you fuck her from behind. I'm sure you're wondering what cup size those honkers fit into. You'll be happy to know she goes beyond triple D up to E. I wasn't lying when I said the bitch is mostly titty.

Because Ariella got her start at thirty, she has always been known as a MILF. She has filled her role as a sexy MILF very well. Better than most can. That's because she is prolific, a talented cocksmith, a hard worker, and loves what she does. She'd probably still shoot porn even if they stopped paying her.

Ariella has a highly active Twitter that is one of the best ways to keep up with her daily activities. You know. Activities like sucking cock, taking it in the ass, and riding massive dildos. Nothing too different than what you get up to on a Tuesday afternoon.

Let's take a deeper look. Instead of a description, Ariella posts a link to her Amazon wishlist. If you wish to fulfill your role as a beta cuck pussy, feel free to purchase something from the list. I'm sure she'll remember you forever if you do. (cough, cough)

She joined Twitter in July of 2009 and has since garnered well over five hundred thousand followers. Don't forget to check out her Only Fans account, which is linked at the top, also.

Don't Be a Pussy Cuck Bitch

The pinned tweet at the top of Ariella's page breaks my heart for you mother fuckers. Sometimes I forget just how sad and desperate you are. I forget the lengths you are willing to go to feel something.

The tweet advertises a personal ten-minute skype call you can purchase from her Only Fans. How much do ten minutes cost, you ask? One fucking thousand dollars. That's one followed by three zeros for only ten fucking minutes.

If you purchase that, you're more of a loser than the English language is capable of describing. That's absolute in-fucking-sanity. For a tenth of the price, a bitch just as hot will actually sit down on your dick and ride it. Fuck a ten-minute Skype call.

In fact, for one thousand dollars, you can get a round-trip ticket to Vegas from anywhere in the United States, fuck three hookers just as hot or hotter than Ariella, and still have one hundred and fifty bucks left over for a steak dinner when you get back home.

Listen, I know I roast the fuck out of you guys for being fucking pussies, but please don't do this to yourself. Even if you have the disposable income to afford it, have a little pride, for fucks sake. Hold your head, lift your chin, straighten your back, and take some fucking agency in your life. I need to write a porn-based self-help book for you dumb dipshits.

Moving on, Ariella's enormous tits and crazy look in her eye make her the perfect fit for cosplaying Harley Quin. She did so recently with Johnny Castle playing the role of The Joker. Ariella can make an entire baseball bat disappear in her cleavage. Now that's fucking talent.

My only disappointment is that they didn't shoot a hardcore scene dressed as such. I wanted to see Johnny Castle replace that baseball bat with his fat cock. Nobody delivers a titty job quite like Ariella Ferrera.

Ariella works with a wide range of performers to keep her Only Fans full of fresh content. For example, she recently did a shoot with the sexy and fuckable Richelle Ryan. They get up to all sorts of naughty activities, all of which involve their genitals.

To stay connected with her biggest fans, Ariella goes live on Only Fans to answer direct messages. When she does, she announces it on her Twitter so everyone knows. While she answers direct messages, she also delivers a hand job from under a blanket so you can pretend you're not alone in the dark, jerking off at one in the morning while you can hear your Dad snoring.

Ariella posted a picture in late October that shows off how stacked she is. Her tits are popping out, her ass is thick, and her eyes say fuck me now, or I'll kill you. The picture makes her torso seem a bit short, but I think that's an optical illusion caused by her massive E-cup breasts.

Booty Pop

Recently, Ariella did a photo shoot for her personal website inside a fancy purple car. The entire photo shoot is arousing, but she chose an interesting pic to advertise the release on her Twitter. It's a picture of her jamming a lolly pop in her asshole with the caption, "I bet this lolly pop will taste better afterward."

Ariella, I hate to break it to you, but no, it won't. There isn't a single living creature on planet earth, human or otherwise, whose asshole can make a lolly pop taste better. It doesn't matter how big your tits are or how many cocks you can cram into your cunt at once. Your asshole will still taste like an asshole.

That being said, I'll gladly watch you use that Lolly pop to play with your holes. It looks like a good time. I just won't be licking it down to the tootsie roll center after you're done.

Ariella's been in the business for some time now and, in that time, has learned how to handle a big black cock or two. She can stuff them in every hole all the way to the balls. This bitch must be hollow. It would explain how she is only one hundred and fifteen pounds despite her tits weighing fifty pounds each.

Sniff

Let me ask you a question. Have you ever wondered what Ariella Ferrera smells like? You can find out if you didn't spend all your money on a ten-minute Skype call.

She sells used clothing exclusively on her Only Fans, so you'll have to become a member before you can shop. She sells everything from bras and panties to skirts and nightgowns. I know you want to wrap a pair of her panties around your dick while you stroke.

I'm sure glad that Ariella found her calling and didn't remain a dental hygienist her entire life. That would have been a serious opportunity wasted, not for her, but for us.

My only suggestion to Ariella is to lower the price of her Skype calls. I assume people do it, or she would charge that much, but god damn. I have to imagine the type of guy willing to spend that much on a ten-minute Skype call spends the rest of his day crying about his shitty life. Have some compassion... Or don't. I don't give a fuck. Pay this bitches rent with your cum and tears if it makes you happy.

Whatever you do, make sure you visit her Twitter and bust a nut to those tig-o-bitties.