Krissy Lynn

Krissy Lynn is a porn star's name, if I've ever heard one. I can easily picture myself screaming it while she rides my cock in reverse cowgirl. Fortunately, this bitch looks as much like a porn star as her name makes it sound. Few ladies display as much cock talent on film as this slut.

Being Tiny and Fuckable Gets You Far

Krissy is a diminutive five foot three inches, which is perfect throwing around height. I'm unsure how I ever fit my cock in her before, but I found a way. Needless to say, her pussy gripped my cock like Vader force-choking a worthless henchman.

She was born on December 14th, 1984, in Salt Lake City, Utah. Obviously, I know a lot of porn stars, and an unusual amount grew up in Utah. I can't imagine what the cause of that could be. MMMmmmm, How strange. I guess it's just random. (Cough cough)

Krissy got her start in adult entertainment dancing at a local strip club called Southern Exposure. As you can probably tell from the name, it was a fully nude strip club.

At first, I was surprised they even have full nude strip clubs, but then I remembered that religious people are those most twisted, perverted hedonistic fuck faces on planet earth. Of course, they have a fully nude strip club.

After gaining some experience in Utah, Krissy made the classic stripper hop over to Las Vegas to make more money. A talented and business-minded stripper could be retired by thirty-five in vegas. Just don't spend your earnings at the craps table.

Krissy got hired at the world-famous gentlemen's club, Sapphire, and immediately started making hand-over-fist. She was a natural. Men couldn't help but drool while staring at her. She's a sex Goddess.

From Vegas to Penis

While working in Vegas, she attracted the attention of several people in the adult video industry. They saw the potential inside of Krissy Lynn and convinced her to give it a shot. She's never looked back.

She signed a contract with the well-respected top LA agency, Direct Models, in 2008 and by 2009 had released her first scenes. She was welcomed into the industry with open arms, and guys started beating off to her right away.

At this point, Krissy Lynn has worked with all the biggest studio names in porn, including Vivid, Hustler, Wicked, and Pure Play. In 2011 she won an Adult Video News award for the best three-way sex scene. I highly recommend you look up the footage. Your penis will be a happy camper.

In 2012 she was nominated for a total of five Adult Video News awards but did not take home any trophies. Krissy keeps her unbelievable body in shape by hiking, exercising, and living a healthy lifestyle.

Currently, Krissy Lynn travels the country with her partner while working remotely. It turns out that you can take naked pictures and videos of yourself anywhere you want. Vans, hotels, and State Parks can all work. All that really matters is that Krissy brought her tits.

Krissy Lynn is considered by her contemporaries to be one of the nicest porn stars in the business. She has a dedicated fanbase, and one of the reasons for that is she answers fan mail, messages, texts, and calls. She even takes requests from fans eager to see her perform their fetish.

Send Nudes

Now that you have the basics down let's take a trip through Krissy Lynns Twitter page. Currently pinned at the top of her page is a video clip that was recently posted to her Only Fans. It's part of a series where Krissy is releasing content filmed and kept on her phone for a rainy day.

Watching these phone videos kind of feels like getting the Krissy Lynn boyfriend experience. If these are the kind of messages she plans on sending, I'll put a ring on it right now.

Krissy Lynn doesn't stop at Only Fans. She also has a Just For Fans account where you can see every inch of her incredible and naked body. I recommend having both so that you never miss a thing. Trust me. You don't want to miss a single second of footage.

Krissy enjoys celebrating getting a new subscriber on Just For Fans by posting a short clip from her account. Let's just say the rainbow-colored fishnets she wore recently had my penis sweating. I had to begin masturbating immediately or risk suffering a heart attack.

Krissy is a businesswoman first and a dirty little whore second. That's why she likes to burst tweet a photo shot and ask for retweets. I'll retweet that body anytime she wants. I'm here for you.

Her Pussy Works

That brings us to a tweet that helps to explain why she is releasing older content saved on her phone. Krissy Lynn is currently preggo. That's right, good people. Some lucky fucker knocked this bitch up, and now she's locked down. I hope she gets a C-section to keep her pussy pristine. I don't want her blowing out an O-ring.

Krissy has been updating her fans on her pregnancy body ever since she first found out. Now, she is six and a half months in, and the transformation has been incredible and sexy. Her tits look entirely different. The nipples got larger and darker, the breast tissue took to a more tear-drop shape, and jigglyness increased by two hundred percent.

I have to admit that I'm not a fan of how she got pregnant. Krissy never thought she would be a mom. However, she decided to give getting pregnant two or three shots; if it didn't work, it wasn't meant to be. Well, she got pregnant.

Personally, I think more thought should go into a kid than ordering pizza. "If they don't pick up in three rings, I'll be healthy and make a salad." This is why the world is full of assholes and dumbasses. I guess if it weren't for bitches diving willy-nilly into motherhood, we wouldn't have as many porn stars.

Damnit!! She is having a boy. So there go my hopes and dreams of jerking off to little eighteen-year-old Krissy Lynn junior. Maybe she has a younger sister or something.

I have to admit that if I were with Krissy, I'd be pumping cum into her as often as possible, regardless of protection. I wouldn't be able to stop myself. I'm filling this cunt with seed at least four times a day.

Krissy's tits aren't the only thing growing and changing on her body. She also grew herself a forty-inch ass. Damn, maybe this bitch should just be pregnant all the damn time. Is that possible? Do we have the technology?

Dick > Grain

Motherhood has Krissy Lynn thinking about more than dick and dough. Now she thinks about shit like mental well-being, health, spirituality, and eating well. Krissy wants to share her newfound new-age passion with her fans, but porn sites might not be the best place to do it. That's why she started her own Youtube channel.

If you want to get to know more than Krissy's body, her Youtube is the best way to go about it. As of writing this article, there are only three videos up. One is an intro, the second is about juicing celery while pregnant, and the last is about grain-free diets.

Having listened to Krissy's Youtube channel, I can tell you this: the bitch is crazy. Look into her eyes while she speaks and tell me there is some scary shit rolling around that brain of hers.

Here's the thing, I love crazy bitches. They always fuck better than sane motherfuckers. However, while fucking her is a blast, holding a conversation is torture. Fortunately, when I want it to end, all I have to do is eat a piece of bread in front of her.

Krissy ran a poll on her Only Fans to see if people could guess the gender and race of her baby. I get gender, but race seems a little odd. Does her partner live under a rock?

Krissy claims that almost no one got it correct. Taking that as my only clue, I guess that she is having a male Neanderthal. I'm not sure where she found a neanderthal. Perhaps the museum? However, she did it, it worked.

Krissy is the essence of a porn star. She's sexy, willing to try anything, diagnosably nuts, and cock obsessed. Her pregnancy journey is making a lot of dudes sling rope. She might be able to retire after this.

I think we could all do without the self-help enlightenment bull shit when we are trying to jerk off. Keep that shit on your Youtube page and stick to nudes on your Twitter.

Krissy and her pregnant body are waiting for you on Twitter. To help this bitch buy some diapers.