Kimmy Granger

There are porn stars, and then there are porn stars. I'm talking about bitches that go above and beyond the call of duty. Those who take porn to a new level. Who set new baselines. Bitches so sexy you can't believe you're seeing them naked.

The Einsteins of Porn

I'm talking about bitches that relentlessly produce content for us to enjoy. That recognize their innate sexiness as a gift and blessing that must be shared with the world. Don't keep all that sexy locked up behind clothing. Rip that shit off, and let us enjoy the nearly perfect female form.

Today I'm talking about just such a bitch: Kimmy Granger. Just saying her name aloud gets my rod, randy. The very thought of her face wells the cum near the tip of my cock. Kimmy Granger has caused more seed to be spilled than the fertile crescent.

Kimmy Granger was born in May of 1995 in the beautiful and sunny city of San Diego, California. In classic porn star fashion, her parents divorced when she was young, and her mom was a stripper and erotic model for adult magazines. It turns out that porn is in her blood.

Despite the experience of her mother, Kimmy didn't jump right into the adult industry at 18. Instead, she became a waitress and eventually a bartender. It's a profession that allowed her to use her sexiness without getting naked in front of a camera. However, you can only make so much money slinging Long Island Ice Teas.

Kimmy became connected with adult entertainment through a friend interested in the industry. It led her to work as a stripper in assorted southern Cali clubs. It pulled in a lot more money than bartending with her clothes on.

Once stripping had numbed Kimmy to the idea of being naked in front of strangers, it was time to move into porn. She was twenty when she filmed her first scene, and she never looked back. At this point, she has worked for all the best studios, such as Vixen, Jules Jordan, Evil Angel, Mofos, Digital Sin, Girlfriend's Films, New Sensations, and Penthouse.

At five foot one and ninety-nine pounds, Kimmy has a short and slender figure. Her green eyes and blonde hair match perfectly with her body. Her measurements are 34C-24-34. That's about as fuckable as measurements get.

Kimmy Granger is a huge animal lover. That seems to be something many porn stars have in common. She also enjoys traveling and taking photographs, even sometimes without her in them. Personally, I prefer the ones that feature her, though.

Not all of Kimmy's talents are concentrated in her vagina. She can also sing and dance quite well. While I have never heard her sing, I can tell you her dancing is on point as long as she's naked. Kimmy loses some rhythm when she dances fully clothed. Her body isn't used to it.

The Semen Demon Herself

Let's dive into this incredible porn star's Twitter account and see what she is up to on a daily basis. She nicknamed her account "Semen Demon," which is certainly fitting. In the past, she has also gone by the nickname Cummy Kimmy. I'm sure you can imagine why that would be the case.

As to be expected, pinned at the top of her Twitter page is a clip posted from her Only Fans account. Only Fans continues to be one of the best ways to see your favorite porn stars naked.

In this clip, you'll see Kimmy putting serious work in as she rides a stunt cock like it's the last stunt cock she will ever ride. Spoiler alert: she rides a lot more cock after this.

One thing that I enjoy bout Kimmy Granger's account is that she posts the occasional meme and gif along with the regular porn content. Porn stars have a very particular sense of humor that you can only develop by having sex on camera for money. No one was born with this sense of humor.

The most recent gif she posted expressed the emotion she feels when watching someone "eat repercussions on a plate for their own shitty actions." I must say that I agree with Cummy Kimmy on this one.

Kimmy doesn't just let anyone into her vagina. She has attained a coveted rank amongst porn stars. She gets to choose who she works with and only accepts the best.

For evidence, I present her October 17th post. It includes a picture and a gif of Kimmy after shooting a scene. She looks like a hot mess, and cum is pouring out of her cooter. The caption reads, "If she doesn't look like this after you dicked her down, then you probably didn't do it right.

Pussy Pods

Kimmy is one of the best-known porn stars in the world right now. As such, she is a frequent guest on podcasts. She was most recently featured in the Holly Randall Unfiltered podcast in an episode titled "Kimmy Granger: Healing After Tragedy, Death, and Addiction."

Just because Cummy Kimmy Granger sucks dick all day for money doesn't mean she doesn't have some real shit to say from time to time. As with most porn stars, she has been through a few things and doesn't mind talking about it.

Kimmy has become such a household name (at least in certain households) that The New York Post did a write-up on her. If you're wondering, her father was initially shocked when she told him she was in the adult entertainment industry, but now he fully supports and embraces it.

Shocked seems to be a strong reaction when the mother of your child was in adult entertainment. Was it shocking, or precisely what anyone with two brain cells to rub together would expect? I'll give you a hint: it's the latter. The dude must be dense.

To drive the point home even further, Senora Harris sent Kimmy a Tweet asking her and her father to do an interview for the show "The Isiah Factor: Uncensored on Fox 26 and Fox Soul.

People received Cummy Kimmy's appearance on Holly's podcast with much praise. People enjoyed her open honesty about the terrible shit that has happened in her life. I think many fellow porn stars are connected with it. Listen, I'm all for self-improvement, but don't improve so much that you stop doing porn.

People love messaging Kimmy, and she often retweets what folks say. A random Dana messaged her the other day to let Kimmy know she had a dream that Kimmy broke in and moved into her house.

An Invite

By God. If ever Cummy Kimmy Granger wants to break into my house and move in, she's welcome. I'll keep all the windows and doors unlocked for her. I'll even turn off my home security and power down all devices that could make an emergency phone call. P.S. I'll also be naked and hard.

As you scroll through Kimmy's Twitter page, you'll find that she posts many more inspiring messages than most porn stars. Shit like, "This year, I met the most broken version of me, but also the strongest." Another example is "Heavy on the self-improvement right now. It's really me v.s me." And let's not forget, "I'm so fucking grateful for today. I'm so happy to be alive."

She also interacts with fans more often. When Twitter user Satan posted, "Whatever strippers Kimmy Granger knew, I'm trying to meet them legitimately in a spirit of friendship." Kimmy retweeted it. I hope he got in contact with one.

I don't know about you, but I need a break from all this heavy shit. Kimmy knows just how to provide that break with a gif of her twerking booty. She can sit that ass on my face anytime she wants. I'll lap up that clam in ways she never knew possible.

Kimmy fucks for a living, but she hasn't given up on intimacy. She considers intimacy with someone you love as paramount. Kimmy wants to sit in the shower and straddle you while she washes your hair and grinds her horny body against yours.

Kimmy, you can come over and do that anytime you like. You know what the Porndude does to pussy, and I know you can't get enough. Plus, you already know about the water pressure on my removable showerhead.

Kimmy Granger is one of the sexiest sluts to ever strip down for the internet. From face to tits and ass to pussy this bitches body is perfect. On top of that, she has a brain to boot. And let's not forget that she gives excellent brain.

While I enjoy Cummy Kimmy's positive energy, she should post some more nudes to help balance all the self-help and whatnot.

There is no way you're not hard right now, so head over to Kimmy's Twitter page and get to whacking.