Dani Daniels

Dani Daniels was born in Orange County, California, on September 23, 1989. If you consider yourself a regular masturbator but aren't already familiar with her work, you sit on a throne of lies. Dani is one of the sexiest, most talented, and most well-known porn stars in the business. There are men the world over that spill gallons and gallons of cum to her every day.

A Star is Born

It may seem like it today, but Dani did not always intend to become one of the most famous porn stars ever when she grew up. Her first job in high school was as a medical office agent. Then, after graduation, she went off to attend art school.

However, art school isn't cheap, and even if it were, you don't make any money afterward. Dani needed to find a way to stock her coffers while she was busy painting portraits and sculpting busts. I think we all know how this equation breaks down. Poor + Art school = Dancing at a strip club. That's just fucking science, but I guess Dani wouldn't know as they don't teach STEM in art schools.

Stripping brought in good money, but you and I have read this story before. Stripping is fucking back-breaking work. Plus, on top of everything else, you have to interact physically with the clientele. I don't know if you guys have ever met yourselves before, but were I an attractive and semi-nude lady, I wouldn't want you anywhere near me.

That's why much like Dani, many strippers eventually graduate to live streaming on webcam. Once you build a base, it's more profitable, and you don't have to touch the disgusting masses. Of course, you still have to talk to them, but that's way better.

Once Dani started seeing what webcamming was doing to her bank account, art school seemed less appealing. What would it lead to? My guess is teaching little scum bag snot nose youngsters how to use a hot glue gun? Fuck that. I'd rather spray a kid with a hot glue gun than teach him how to stick glitter to construction paper with it.

That's what led Dani to take the next step and commit to a career in porn. There was more money to be made along other avenues than live streaming, but it requires dedication. Fortunately, that is not something Dani lacks.

Like many women who find their way into porn through the back door, Dani initially only filmed content with other women. It makes ladies feel comfortable not dealing with the complications of stunt cocks at first. They worry it will ruin their relationships with others or expect that all stunt cocks will be assholes.

However, porn is very insular. There are always stunt cocks one can date that don't care about their partner riding dicks as long as they don't mind he crushes pussy. Plus, assholes often get flushed out of the system. Not always, but often.

It was Elegant Angel that secured Dani for her first straight porn scene in the film, "Dani Daniels: Dare." Elegant Angel is one hell of a production company to release your first straight scene with. The industry could see the potential in Dani even if she didn't see how far her career would eventually take her.

In July of 2011, she was named Twisty's Treat of the Month. A few months later, Dani was dubbed Penthouse Pet of the Month. Not to be outdone, Elegant Angel named her their girl of the month a year later. They called dibs on her first, after all.

Dani was even named one of porn's most popular stars by fucking CNBC. When CNBC notes your rise to porn royalty, you must be killing the game.

Watch Out For Fakers

So, let's take a stroll through Dani's Twitter page to see what all of this success has brought her and us. I'm writing this article in the midst of the Elon Musk Twitter catastrophe, so many stars are worried about fake accounts stealing their followers.

As such, Dani's description tells her fans not to fall for fake accounts and lists all her official platforms. Dani joined Twitter in January of 2011 and has since collected one million followers. Those are insane numbers for a porn star. There is only a handful that has a million or more followers. It's a credit to Dani's hard work and skills with a dick.

The Tweet currently pinned to the top of Dani's page is a compendium of every official platform you can view this bitches content. It includes Tik Tok, IG, Only Fans, Art, Podcast, TV, Her Store, Her coffee, and her website, amongst others. This is one busy little beaver. And don't let me forget about her Fancentro. That would have been a sin.

Dani Daniels may be a busy lady, but she always finds time to entertain her subscribers on Fancentro and Only Fans. Once you sign up, you'll be able to catch live streams, chat with Dani via direct messages or on the phone, see her latest content, and gain access to exclusive content. It's the ultimate Dani Daniels experience.

Cumming Kruger Effect

Dani is a perfectionist. She's always looking for ways to improve her skills. Unfortunately, she seems to be suffering from some Dunning Kruger effect. Dunning Kruger is a symptom of the human condition where stupid people overestimate their knowledge on a subject, and intelligent people underestimate it.

Dani recently posted that she worries her blow job game is whack and asked for a fan opinion. With all due respect Dani, What the fuck are you talking about? Every hole in your body is exquisite. You can suck a dick with the very best of them. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Fortunately, her followers were quick to counteract her falsities. I think a fellow named Dylan said it best, "I want gluck gluck 3000 from u." The man isn't exactly a poet, but he makes a great point. I, too, would like a "gluck gluck 3000" from Ms. Daniels. That sounds like a superb way to spend an afternoon.

Considering the debaucherous shit she gets up to these days, it's wild to picture a young Dani still finding her way in the business, unwilling to suck dick on camera. She couldn't be farther from that Dani today. Her BDSM bondage content is nothing to be fucked with. It will well up the cum in your balls before you start stroking.

Den of Sin

Dani knows her fans well. She's fully aware of how depraved you are when you watch her live streams. She recently posted the question, "cum tell me what you do here." "Here" refers to Only Fans in this context. The question comes along with a gif of Dani explaining what she already knows: "Some people do drugs. Some people drink. I masturbate." Well, that sounds like a good time to me.

In case you were wondering, Danny has a sex swing, and she knows how to use it. I love her sex swing content. It's the perfect way to take control of her body and use her as your own personal sex toy. Wouldn't you love to have Dani permanently hung in your house, ready to fuck at the drop of a hat? That's the way to live.

I love when Dani has a lazy day. It usually means she'll be posting sexy pictures of her relaxing throughout it. And as I'm sure you can imagine, Dani's comfort clothing is more than revealing. It certainly doesn't make me want to relax. On the contrary, it makes me want to fuck the shit out of this bitch. If we lived together, neither of us would ever relax again.

She Always has a Job at Porn Dude Headquarters

Dani hasn't had to go out for a job interview in many moons. However, that doesn't mean she can't practice on her Only Fans. From what I can tell, if Dani ever needs to apply for a job again, she won't bring a resume. I don't even think she'll fill out the application. Instead, Dani will let her holes provide all the qualifications she needs.

Dani is welcome to be my secretary anytime she wants. She won't organize paperwork, take phone calls or schedule appointments. Her one and only job will be to suck and fuck me every morning before work and every evening after work. If she can do that, she will have a job forever.

Dani is one of the best ladies ever to strip off her clothes and ride cock for the internet. For as long as people watch porn, people will watch Dani. One hundred years from now, some nerd will upgrade her old content from 4K to 5000K, so she never dies.

Usually, I provide suggestions for improvement, but I wouldn't presume to tell a master how to work. She's done plenty well for herself already.

You can't call yourself a man until you dispense seed while watching Dani do her thing. To be fair, you won't be able to call yourself a man afterward, either. None of my readers will.