Party Bukkake

What is it exactly that makes bukkake so fucking arousing? Straight men hate the look, feel, smell and general existence of cum. I know that much. You don’t have to tell me – I produce my own, thank you. That shit smells rancid and I eat a lot of pineapples so it’s not like I’m not at least trying my best. And yet, even though my spunk smells like decaying roadkill, women can’t get enough of it. Every single woman I’ve ever slept with has swallowed my cum at least once – and that’s a lot of women. It’s also a lot of cum. I haven’t gotten any complaints yet. How that is possible, I do not know. I would rather drink sludge than have cum anywhere near my face. And yet, I can’t get enough of watching women absolutely glazed over in cum, especially by multiple men at once.

I suspect this kind of arousal comes from the knowledge of the submission and general depravity that the girls are going through. There’s something about my attraction to women that really makes me enjoy the idea of women getting sexually decimated in demeaning ways. I don’t understand the logic there. I mean, I love women. I have nothing against them. I certainly don’t want any harm to befall them. And yet, when I see them gagging on cum, puking on the floor from over-exertion and then begging for even more penile punishment, I’m harder than adamantium. That’s the metal that Wolverine’s claws are made of, in case you didn’t know. I’m a bit of a nerd. Suck it. Anyways, back on topic; when I get the urge to see some quality cum explosions on some quality babes, I frequent sites like PartyBukkake.

Nothing but Cum

There’s something fantastic about the dedication to a specific fetish without a lot of experimentation. Cumshots are great and all, but they’re usually used as spice in an otherwise regular video. The videos on PartyBukkake are nothing like that. They don’t feature anything other than what they’re marketing, that is, dousing women in cum. Oh sure, they’ll occasionally allow the bitch to suck on the cocks while they’re warming up to give her a load, but that’s mostly just done to arouse the guys to get them close to orgasm. She’s lending them a helping hand and a helping mouth. Beyond that, all that’s left is for the babe to get covered in cum.

The Japanese were the first to pioneer this particular genre and grow it into such a successful fetish. Hell, they even named it. In case you were curious, the word originally means splashing and as a noun it refers to a specific type of noodle dish. This means that you can literally go to a Japanese restaurant and order a bukkake. I’d like to see a chick eating a bukkake while she’s also performing a bukkake. Then she can eat the cum from her face as well. Fuck it, let’s go full circle.

The Girls are Real Stars

There’s nothing in particular that I don’t love about PartyBukkake, so I’m pretty much just going to go through all the amazing ways that this site dresses to impress. First of all, the site design itself is perfect. The whole damn place is white and there’s no decoration to get in your way. There are no ads, of course. This is a premium site. Your entire screen is reserved for the smut and nothing else. This is the kind of web design that I can get behind. Just show me the cum covered babes. I don’t want to see anything else. You know this. I’m not interested in other sites in your network or in any bonuses you might have to offer. Show me the babes.

Speaking of the babes, holy fucking hell, where did they find these bitches? Never in my life have I seen women who are this fucking interesting while they’re getting jizzed on. Oh, they go far beyond simply being excited about the cum. They provide commentary. They give props to the guys. They say please and thank you. They laugh, they joke, and most of all they grab the cocks like they’re their own personal toys. They’re basically acting like they’re in a cum milking video game and they’re going for a high score. They got this bitch on here that goes by Annabel Lee and all I can say is, I’m in love. She dead ass ended a scene by looking at the last guy who came in her mouth and saying “Very good. Expert delivery”. This woman is wife material. Then again, all women stop being cool once you marry them so I don’t know. Maybe it’s best she remains a pornstar, that way we can all enjoy her for the slut that she is. I love you, Annabel. Please sleep with me some day. Bless you.

Aussies Get Soaked

While we’re on the topic of the girls’ jokes and smiles, I should note that they all have British accents, sort of. I mean, they’re probably Australian. Here’s the thing. The site is registered in Cyprus, it lists California Privacy Rights, but the modelling agency they’re working with is on an island off the coast of Australia. So… fuck me, I have no idea what’s going on. At least they’re speaking English. Plus, the accent they got is really adorable. Hell, the girls in general are all-around adorable. Oh, sure they have perfect whore bodies with a lot of depraved potential, but their overall personalities are just… too cute for words. You can tell that they really had fun making this content.

You don’t have to sign up to the site to see this for yourself, by the way. This is one of those good premium sites that actually offer previews of their content before you give them your e-mail or your credit card information. This is how porn should be done, damn it. Show me a trailer and let me decide. The trailers on PartyBukkake go really hard. You could probably just fap to them if you’re desperate. They show key moments from the middle of the videos, instead of pointlessly teasing you. On top of that, they’ve got generic trailers that have clips from different scenes as well as specific scene previews that give you a good chunk of the action available in a high resolution. This is professional pornography at its finest.

Not Too Pricey

The pricing is also rather reasonable, all things considered. These girls might not be western A-listers, but in my mind they’re as good if not better. First of all, you get to shake things up by seeing babes you’ve never seen before and second, these girls are just better at the porn acting, plain and simple. Anyways, back to the money.

You’ll need to pony up $120 a year to enjoy all of this content uninterrupted. This is the best tier in my opinion. If you’re strapped for cash, you can also check out the $45 for three months or the $20 a month tiers. With these tiers you lose on the discount and you get a shorter subscription but you pay much less. I leave this decision up to you. Unfortunately, there is no preview tier, like you might have seen on other similar sites. But this site gives you ample previews for free either way, so it’s not like they’re gatekeeping the smut. You’re very much free to explore the site thoroughly before you commit. There’s no limit on how many times you can watch the previews and I am willing to bet that you could easily blow a load to just about any piece of content on this site.

This is Bukkake Done Right

It's not often that I praise premium fetish sites to this extent, but when I see quality dedication, I have to bend the knee. These guys are doing a fantastic job and they’re not cutting any corners. The cum is real, the girls are gorgeous, the direction is fantastic and as you can expect from bukkake porn, there’s an air of amateur authenticity. I mean, the girls are professional video whores, of course, but the guys were basically brought in off the street to hot swap in and out, quickly. How else are you going to get enough cum to glaze a woman over?

The girls are also in a bit of unexplored territory, because they don’t know the dudes, they don’t know how long it’ll take the dudes to cum and they especially don’t know what part of their face is going to get splashed with cum. I give them all extra points for going out of their way to swallow a fair bit of this cum, even though that’s not technically needed for this smut to qualify as bukkake. They do it anyways and I’m damn grateful for that.