Bathroom Creepers

If you didn't already know, people will fuck anywhere, anytime. It could be on a roof in the middle of a hurricane or underwater surrounded by sharks. It doesn't matter. When people want to fuck, they fuck. And yes. This does include public bathrooms.

Get Fuckin' While the Fuckin' is Good

If you've been alive long enough, you've probably entered a bathroom people were fucking in. Generally fucking occurs in either mixed gender or women's rooms. Personally, I wouldn't fuck in a men's room if I could avoid it. I know what you motherfuckers get up to there.

As gross as it may seem at first, port-o-potties are the most fucked-in bathroom. It's not about cleanliness at that point. It's all about location, location, location. If you've ever been in a festival bathroom, then you've been in a bathroom people fuck in. That's a fact.

If you ever find yourself in a situation where you're about to fuck in a bathroom, I recommend taking a look at the walls. If I know that people fuck in mobile toilets, then so do other pervs. Some of these pervs will be motivated enough to place a camera in the walls so they can watch the action.

Sidebar: My readers will almost certainly never find themselves in a bathroom fucking situation, so if you do, who cares about being watched? Just get your rocks off.

That said, the porn industry has also noticed people's love for fucking in the bathroom and has created some interesting sites based on the subject.

I know what you're thinking right now. Yes, everyone has heard of scat porn, but I'm not talking scat. I'm talking about regular fucking that just happens to take place in the bathroom. If that's the kind of action you're looking for, then I have the site for you.

The aptly named BathroomCreepers is all bathrooms, all the time. Actually, what I should say is that it's all bathroom all the time.

Bathroom Creepers is run by a maintenance man at a local business near a large state university. One day the guy noticed that college kids were always running in and out of the place. At first, he figured they were just taking shits or smoking pot, but soon he realized they were fucking. It had become an infamous place just off campus to get your dick wet.

Of course, the first thing this pervert thought of was to post a camera in that bitch. He might as well get something out of all these college kids fucking, considering he is the one that has to clean the place multiple times a day.

So with the help of a student to set up the tech, this maintenance worker drilled a hole in the side of the port-o-potty and installed a tiny spy cam. The show had begun.

Because this maintenance worker is a man of the people, he figured keeping all this sexy content to himself would be selfish. Why not post it on the internet for all to enjoy? Thus began Bathroom Creepers.

Because He Deserves it

Before we get too far, I must inform you that his maintenance dude isn't made of money. He repairs shit and cleans a bathroom. That doesn't exactly equate to million-dollar paychecks, so ad revenue wouldn't be enough to keep his spy camera running. That means Bathroom Creepers is a Paid premium porn site. However, Bathroom Creepers has teamed up with three other sites to form a small network. With your monthly subscription, you'll also get access to Selfie Suck, Girls Dream net, and Blow Bang Girls.

The Bathroom Creepers network offers four subscription levels, so you poor bastards can choose the one that best fits your thin wallet. I know your mom just made you the manager in charge of dinner dishes, but I doubt that has had any positive effect on your financial situation.

The first and most expensive option is a one-month recurring membership for $29.95. It's not the cheapest option, but it may be all you have. I heard through the grapevine that your mom didn't increase your allowance despite giving you new responsibilities. Isn't that always how it goes?

The second option is a two-month non-recurring membership for $54.95. That knocks the price down a little bit, but not enough. You have to look at the big picture when you have as many porn subscriptions as I do.

The third choice is a three-month membership for $69.95. While that's significantly better, it can still get cheaper, so why not go all the way if you can?

The final and best selection is the half-year subscription that will only set you back $119.95. If you can afford a larger initial investment in your masturbation, it will pay dividends down the road. You better start putting some of that allowance money in a shoebox under your racecar bed.

Toilet Whores

Let's drop the money talk and get to some of the sexy toilet content on Bathroom Creepers, starting with "Public Bathroom Spy Cam #68." This is such a great video that it had to be broken into two parts. In the first, a sexy curvy little thing brings her man into the stall for a frisky romp in the John.

The dude sits this bitch up on top of the toilet and fingers her pussy until it's dripping down the lid. To return the favor, she gets on her knees and sucks this dude's cock until his knees start wobbling. Her natural tits and ass would be enough to make any man's stamina weak.

The guy finally can't take it anymore once she starts twisting and winding her hands on his shaft as she sucks on the tip. After he busts, you think the porn is all over, but we have only reached the halfway point.

Suddenly, there is a knock on the door, and this guy's friend comes in to receive his own servicing. This slut is more than willing to oblige. Why keep all those cock sucking skills to herself?

She gives this other dude's cock the same tender loving care she gave the first one, resulting in the guy busting a fat load on her face. By the time his balls stop slinging rope, her whole face is soaked to the bone in cum. To wrap up the video, we see her clean her face off and get dressed.

To change things up a bit, let's watch a couple of lesbians get it on in "Public Bathroom Spy Cam #66." In this video, our hero, the maintenance worker, accidentally sets the camera to security mode, so there is no volume, and the time and date are displayed in the corners.

Despite the mistake, the video is no less boner-inspiring. These bitches have made a previous appearance that resulted in a threesome, but this time it's just the two of them. They have an old-fashioned good time making out and eating pussy.

While fucking in bathrooms is fun, these ladies break a cardinal rule. Bathrooms are a standing-only environment, yet these bitches get down on the floor. That's fucking disgusting, but it also speaks to the caring nature of our favorite maintenance worker. He keeps that place so spic and span that bitches will eat pussy right off the floor.

We Don't Have All Day

Last up, we have "Public Bathroom Spy Cam #61." This video appears to star a straight couple from the college campus. Judging by how quick they get to work, I assume they are popping in for a quick romp before their next classes start.

How she attacks his cock tells me that she is a cock master and that time is of the essence. She is naked and on her knees before the guy can even lock the door.

This bitch pulls a vet move by starting with the balls. Not enough bitches give the balls love. They want attention also. When a bitch tugs on my nuts while sucking my cock she is liable to get a mouthful of hot cum.

This bitch makes quick work of that cock, and before you know it, he is slinging ropes on her forehead.

You don't see a site like Bathroom Creepers very often. I wish I could shake the man's hand who created this perfect setup. He should be knighted or made a saint. Lesser men have attained such vaunted titles.

Now that the creator of Bathroom Creepers has some money coming in, he should think about making some additions to the bathroom. I think a couple more cameras would be good, along with some handlebars to help bitches bend over and take dick.

If you're still reading this, then stop lying to yourself, put down your morality, and beat off to college sluts.