Facial Casting

Shove that Warning adult content shit up your ass! Show me the girls! Hello facialcasting.com, TPD is here! Where does that noise come from? Oh, it's some Kathy slut bullshitting about herself before a big dong appears, fucks her POV-style, and then shoots a load all over her pretty face! The trailer is dang hot!

From time to time, I stumble upon a website that is so obviously phenomenal that I almost take my wallet out and go with the yearly plan. Ha, I am just messing with you! You all know that my purpose in life is finding seemingly flawless websites and digging up some dirt to shit on. Andale!

Who the fuck is Erik Wil?

A fucking exhibitionist who chose to put his dick pic in the About us section. An interesting concept! What was I thinking when I chose a fully dressed nerd with glasses for my website? Kudos to Erik! One post in Erik's blog! Not very impressive! 113 videos and around 70 photo sets sound a bit better, but I still don't know what that has to do with facialcasting.com.

As it turns out, all banging taking place on facialcasting.com is shot in a POV manner, features both amateur and professional sluts, and it all comes down to facials. I realize early on that the page offers 4K videos, but the older videos are not so pristine. I am gonna explore it more thoroughly and inform you later! I guess that this Wil prick is some kind of a webmaster who fucks bitches to make the content for facialcasting.com. Meh, I've done that on my casting site way back, and I wasn't bothering anyone with the pics of my majestic megasword. Just saying!

Is Erik's website as big as his ego?

I counted 74 videos in total, and I don't know what this Erik prick is talking about when he mentions over 100 movies. Someone is delusional and bad at math! What usually happens is that premium websites delete their old content, the ones that are not good enough in terms of picture quality. Maybe that's the reason for the discrepancy. In any case, I am not impressed with the number of vids on facialcasting.com, whether it is 74 or 113.

Another thing that worries me is the uploading frequency. Two videos were added one month ago, and then there was another month-long pause. Two videos a month is another not-so-impressive thing about facialcasting.com. Since the page has been up and running for around two years, I expected to see more content. I do understand that shooting your own porn takes time and money, but paying members don't give a fuck about the perils of some webmaster. The harsh truth!

What to expect in terms of website design?

For some odd reason, I like the pictures of babes on the homepage. Big images of chicks, focusing on lips, eyes, and skin. A touch of subtlety that adds a dose of luxury to facialcasting.com. However, the following pictures show the same chicks with their rosebud lips sprayed with cum. Hey, this stuff is actually fun! The next picture in the welcoming slideshow shows the same sluts sucking cocks, and then there's another one with facials, now featuring even more sluts. It's way more amusing than the About us section, that's for sure.

The point of the slideshow is not only to amuse but to tell a thing or two about facialcasting.com. Simply put, everything revolves around facials, but you do know that some hardcore things tend to happen before the grand explosion. Another thing that is clear right from the start is that the majority of chicks on facialcasting.com are newbie pornstars, which suits the casting theme. I mean, would you really believe the scenarios if someone was checking if Alexis Fawx could cope with a splatter of cum on her face? C'mon now, it all comes down to common sense.

I like the fact that the Erik prick went bold with the page, saying everything there is to say about facialcasting.com right there on the homepage. Members get to stream and download 4K videos, watch behind-the-scenes footage, and download high-quality picture sets. No beating around the bush! The homepage clearly notes the number of photos in each photo set, and it ranges from 70 to 150.

You can sign-up to get news about the site, promotions, and shit, and it's a great way to keep yourself updated and spammed. Why not? I mean, you are fine with seeing the pictures of his dick, but you have a problem with him sending you some emails! Don't be a double-standard prick!

I wouldn't be bragging about the calendar if I was you

It's just one of those random things I find and seize the chance to shit on it. Don't put a fucking calendar on your page, if you have nothing better to show than two videos every month, that's all I am saying! I am moving on to the videos section, ready to check out the smashers behind the thumbnails. The trailer is 720p, and that Mandy Slim chick sure knows how to gorge on a prick. Not impressed by the size of her tatas, but I guess that fans of all-natural hoes will worship dear Mandy. What, the trailer is two years old! My bad! Let's take a look at one of the newest trailers.

Yeah, that looks more like 1080p! A Russian 18+ schoolgirl in one of those plaid skirts smiling on a bed before Erik's prick emerges. He shoots the videos, it's obvious, and bangs the hoes. He explains how it all went below a video in a sentence of two. You can set whether you want to watch the trailer in HD or not, but why would you settle for some SD shit?! What bugs me is the fact that there are no tags below the player, at least not on the tour page, and I am dying to find out whether Erik dips it in the shithole from time to time!

Don't be fooled by the behind-the-scenes shit! It's hardcore banging again, proving to the world that Erik doesn't care about interviews, tedious conversations, and shit. His mission in life is finding a good piece of pussy and a cute face to spray his load to, and I appreciate it. Keep up the good work!

Show me the money!

I hate the fact that someone has to log in first to see the pricing. What the fuck?! What if someone just wants to check the prices out and doesn't want to deal with leaving his email address and shit? Is this a way to get as many emails as possible and later spam the shit out of them with facialcasting.com promotions? I am giving you a fake email address, fucker! Nobody is gonna mess with TPD!

So, $29.95 for a whole month, $24.98/month for three months, and $12.50/month for a yearly plan. Of course, you do realize that the longest plan is the cheapest long-term. When you do some thinking, you'll come to the realization that you'll get to pay $12.50 each month for two videos and two picture sets. Is it worth your dough? I leave that decision up to you.

Final thougths

Not much to think about, to be honest. Facialcasting.com still needs to grow, but I guess it's big enough for a fetish page. There are some ups and downs, but Erik here seems to be on the right path. If he doesn't get rich selling membership plans, he still gets to reminisce about the good ole times when hot sluts slurped his shaft, so I guess it's a win-win situation. At least for him! And what about you, you horny mothafucker?!

If you think that the best place for jizz to land is on chicks' faces, then I suggest you go with the sticky flow and go premium. Why not give it a go and spend a couple of greens on the monthly plan? Spending money on fetish content is not as bad as spending money on regular smut because your cock has a peculiar taste, and you need to find a way to please it. On the other hand, facials are everywhere on the web! Are facials that important to you? I guess they are since you are still reading this review! Don't be a wuss! Go premium!