Orgy Train

Choo, choo, choo, mothafuckers! How are you doing? I am probably the only one asking this question to a bunch of orgy-loving freaks! You've come here for another dose of your kink medicine, dying to find out what I think about yet another freaky website. Why not present orgytrain.com today, and tell you how it looks when an orgy turns into a train? Or is it about orgies taking place on a train? Ha, intrigued yet?! What about gays forming a train, inserting cocks into one another's shitholes, turning their little gay bodies into wagons, and one gaylord is a locomotive?

Yeah, yeah, the category where you found this review already messed up the surprise, but I strongly suggest you keep reading to discover all the best and the worst that orgytrain.com has to offer. Here comes the review!

Vivid Presents Orgy Train

Vivid is a big-ass adult production company that has been in the biz for over three decades. If you are smart enough, then you know that it takes a serious set of balls to stay afloat in any biz for so long. If you're not, well, orgytrain.com is gonna get into graphic details of what Vivid is all about. "Everyone loves to share one another" comes as the site's tagline, sending a clear signal to anyone who delves into this place not to expect boring couple sex and one dick going into one cunt. Things get messy around here and pretty damn hardcore!

Now, the design. I kinda thought that I was gonna get a warm welcome in the form of one juicy, dang hot trailer, but I ended up looking at some pictures showing two cocks in two female mouths. I am sure that orgytrain.com has something hotter to show and something that reveals more about the site's theme. If it wasn't for the self-explanatory name, orgytrain.com, and if people had to rely on the welcoming picture as a hint, they might think that this is some kind of a step-daughter swap situation.

The white background seems to be a good choice. Orgytrain.com is on the verge of turning into clutter, but the combination of white and pink used for highlighting, makes the page look tolerable. Someone behind this page wanted to say it all on the homepage, which is understandable, but one hot trailer would say a lot more than a thousand words. The bottom line on the design - I am not stoked, but I am far from being annoyed. So far, so good!

Is someone fucking kidding me?!

There are two possible scenarios, and both are equally disastrous. It's either me having trouble navigating orgytrain.com, and I would be the pilot of the first XXX space shuttle on its first, most important space mission, or it's orgytrain.com having a huge problem with the updating schedule. I went to the videos section and discovered the rate by date option, but the latest video seemed to be added in 2019. I couldn't believe my fucking eyes, so I went back to the homepage, found the Latest videos stash, and saw the same date again - January 9, 2019. What the hell happened?

The COVID shit happened a year later, so it's not it! Someone is fucking lazy and still has the nerve to ask for some kind of payment. Let's just pray that this page comes with some kind of bonus content! The worst part is the video before the "latest" one was added a whole year before, in 2018. Shit fuck holy shit!

I can't skip right to the next page and spare myself of all the videos counting trouble, but I am dying to find out the size of orgytrain.com's stash. The counting is a fucking mess, but somehow, using my Harvard-level brain, I come to the conclusion that the page counts around 110 videos in total. All videos are orgies, duh, but some come in parts, meaning that the actual number of full-length movies is less than 110. Ok, ok, now it's not the time to lose your shit! Keep reading!

Good news to restore your faith into punanity

You gotta admire orgytrain.com for its willingness to show all the details without any shame! Hey, we forgot to add any new stuff in 3 fucking years! Who cares!? Leave the dates on, on the whole world's display! I dig the openness! Each video, even on the tour page, shows data like running time, categories, and featured pornstars' names. It turns out that each flick is around 30 minutes long, even the scenes that come in sequels make one whole movie. Another great news is that orgytrain.com hires some hot-ass pornstars. Legends of porn!

Jenna Jameson, Cherie Deville, Chanell Heart, Anissa Kate...check out the huge list of pornstars and use it as a filtering tool! I was hoping to see some model bio, but orgytrain.com obviously thinks that's irrelevant. I couldn't agree more! Who the fuck cares about bios when there's so much anal going on? One look at the trailers is gonna show you hardcore action at its best, shot with fine cameras, featuring some of the most talented sluts the world has ever seen! I almost feel sorry for shitting on the updating schedule so much! It's a fucking shame that the site of such quality doesn't add stuff more regularly, at least once a month!

Loads of bonus content

Kim K and the thing that propelled her straight to porn stardom and over 90 other celebrity sex tapes! Why would a website of this stature and style write stuff like CELELBRITY, and keep it that way for so long for TPD to find it!? My keen eye never spots such a fuck-up! Never mind! For the price of one membership, you get to unlock all Vivid websites, and it's 30+ years of work, an endless number of releases, and such a huge level of diversity, that you won't believe your fucking eyes! Nineteen.com, NastyStepFamily.com, GirlsWhoFuckGirls.com, Petited.com, and many other websites at the palm of your hand for a handful of dollars!

Vivid runs a shitload of webcam joints, and members of any Vivid website unlock access to all of them, plus get 120 free credits to spend on hoes! Cams, chats, stripping, banging...you know how the webcam joints work! The hoes, or content creators, do anything to please the spectators who need to show some greens to have their wishes granted. As simple as that! The more you tip, the more pussy you're gonna see!

$4.95 for a 4-day trial period. In such cases, trial versions usually don't unlock all the perks. If you go with this option and get to watch orgytrain.com's "latest" releases only, you are screwed! Check the details with the support agents before you rush into the trial ordeal. A monthly membership is $33.97.

$59.97 for the three-month membership. $74.97, the full amount that is gonna get chipped off from your bank account for the six-month plan. To gain full access to Vivid, orgytrain.com, and all other shit for a whole year, you'll have to spend $10.00/month (billed in one payment of $119.97). At the time of this review, there was some crazy discount going on. Rest assured that all transactions are 100% safe and secure, and bear in mind that Vivid wouldn't be in the biz for so long if it was some shady, crappy old place with nothing to offer!

Who would have thought that I would end up loving this place?

Vivid is fucking awesome! Live shows, hardcore flicks, and a shit ton of bonus content are a sight for sore eyes! On the other hand, orgytrain.com really needs to work on that whole updating ordeal. Think of this page as the tip of a huge iceberg, the size of the one that sank the Titanic! A huge source of fapping material, with the ability to raise the stubbornest of cocks. Don't forget about the webcam shows that are notorious for being kinky and diverse to the core.

Don't go with the trial! It is a fucking bargain, but you deserve more than watching three-year-old videos! Yeah, it's an orgy, and the sluts are freaking hot, but the least you can do for Vivid is go with the monthly plan. If you find your kind of smut on these pages, and I am sure that you will, you'll have yourself covered for a fucking lifetime. HD content, fuckers! Enough said!