Adult Empire Anal

If you haven't picked up on it yet, I fuck a lot. I fuck multiple times a day, every day. My cock is a blue-collar laborer. It punches into work every day, excited for what the shift may bring. You never know what could happen. Will we be fucking big-titted milfs? Or perhaps some petite (+18)teens are on the menu. And let's not forget about the National Albanian midget gymnast team. Those bitches are flexible.

Full-Time Fuck Career

It can be tough to find time to work when I have so much fucking to do. Fortunately, I own my own business, and no one can tell me what to do. However, I can't slack, jack, and mack all day long. Regardless, I consider fucking a part of the gig. I need to maintain my alpha male status for you guys to trust me, and the best way to do that is to keep crushing puss.

The only thing about getting in bitches guts so often is that I need to mix things up. Missionary sex isn't enough to keep me entertained. My average stimulation levels are way up there, so if a bitch wants to make my eyes cross, she better be prepared to work for it.

I guarantee that no man on the planet earth inspires more hard work from his sexual partners. Bitches know that it's a privilege to fuck me. Not every lady gets the honor of riding my hog. Therefore, bitches don't want to waste the opportunity. They know that they might be invited back if they fuck me right.

I've got bitches doing parkour on my dick in the bedroom. I've had tantric monks come down from the mountain tops to train on my phallus. They love my unlimited stamina and the fact I'm the only person that's not a member of their monastery that can keep up with them. I even helped to edit their religious text.

As you can see, my mastery of the pussy is known globally to millions of sluts. You might be wondering if having so much sex gets boring at some point. My response is that it might if it weren't for the fact that bitches have three holes.

If the only place I could put my dick in a bitch was her pussy, I bet I would get bored. But fortunately, I live in a universe where the pussy, mouth, and asshole exist all in one person. What a blessed time to be alive.

Calling an Audible

When I tire from the pussy, I shove my cock down a bitches throat. Blow jobs are great because, as men, we don't have to do anything. I love sitting back, turning the game on, and getting my dick sucked by some unnamed harlot.

Have you ever cum while your favorite team scored points? It's an incredible feeling. The cheers of the crowd blend with the sound of a whore gargling my cum to create a beautiful symphony.

But even the mouth can get tiring. While I enjoy sitting back and letting some dumb cunt do all the work, the Porndude is the Porndude for a reason. I fuck like a champion, and that takes some work. That's fine with me. It's a labor of love.

When the pussy and mouth have had their respective times in the sun, it's time to bask in the light of the dark star; To stare into the whale's eye; to open up my heart to the possibilities of the colon. All that to say, it's time to tear a bitches asshole open like a bag of chips.

You guys don't even have regular sex, so I'm positive you've never stuck your tiny pathetic cock into a bitches brown betty. Let me attempt to describe it. First off, depending on who's asshole your fucking, it's considerably tighter than the pussy. Especially if it's an anal virgin. If you ever get a chance to pop the dookie cherry, don't turn it down.

Second, the colon feels different. The best way I could describe it in a way you'll understand is that it feels like getting a new insert for your fleshlight.

Third, yes, there might be a bit of poop. However, when you have a bitch twerking her tight B-hole on your member, you won't notice some brown flecks.

You may never get the chance to fuck a bitches dump funnel, but at least you can watch it happen on the internet. Starting with the letter "A" means that anal is always near the top of a porn websites category list. There aren't many sites that skip it.

Top of the Fuck-Chain

However, not every collection is alike. To find primo anal porn, you must visit Adult Empire. You've probably heard me talk about Adult Empire before, and it's for a good reason. It's one of the best porn sites on the market. Whether you're looking for anal or foot jobs, you'll find a superb collection.

Not only do they have a stellar archive, but they also designed a well-organized site that's easy to navigate. The main menu resides up top and includes the options Home, Try unlimited, Twitter, Youtube, Blog, My video on demand dashboard, Sign in, Search bar, Shopping cart, DVD, On-demand, Sales, New releases, Categories, Unlimited, Sex toys, Porn stars, Free and original, and Favorite.

I'm a big fan of porn sites having their own sex toy shops. The selection of toys on Adult Empire can compete with any dedicated online sex shop. They can meet all your needs, from fleshlight attachments to BDSM gear.

A Helping Anus

However, we aren't here to discuss your high-end sounding supplies collection. Instead, we're here to talk about anal sex. So let's dive into some content, starting with "Diligent Sperm Donors," produced by 21 Sextury Video and starring Shalina Devine, Veronica Leal, Alexis Crystal, David Perry, Kitana Lure, and Charlie Dean.

The first scene starts as Kitana Lure squeezes citrus juice into a detox drink. Supposedly it makes her pussy taste like lemons. As she is mixing up her concoction, she can't help but notice some boys playing ball outside. They are sexy as fuck and look good, all hot and sweaty.

Fortunately for her, the guys hit the ball into her yard and knocked on the door to get it. When Kitana opens the door, she makes it clear that they should forget about that ball and worry about their biological balls.

This bitch wants to be double penetrated, and Josh Jo and Matt Bird have no problem with it. They treat both her pussy and asshole right.

The second scene takes place in a sperm donation clinic. When Charlie Dean and Toby walk in to make a deposit, the receptionist, Shalina, couldn't be more excited. These are some real hunks, and Shalina likes to help the hunks make their donation.

The guys decided it would be easiest to just fuck this bitch at the same time, and Shalina couldn't agree more. She takes turns sucking their cocks before letting them have their way with her pussy and asshole. Charlie and Toby can barely pull out in time to make their donations. They don't want to make this trip all for naught.

Fifty Shades of Brown

That takes us to "The Submission of Emma Marx," produced by New Romance - Romance series and starring Penny Pax, Riley Reid, Van Wylde, and Richie Calhoun.

By outside appearances, Emma Marx seems like a Beautiful, confident, and grounded woman. Unfortunately, all that balance led to some rather lackluster relationships. The guys she chooses always seem to be a bit plain and vanilla.

Just as it seems she must accept her fate, a chance encounter with a sexy and mysterious man flips everything upside down. As their relationship grows more profound, he introduces her to a world of perversion, debauchery, role play, and BDSM. Her mind is blown, and she can't seem to get enough of this mystery man. She is hooked.

What magic is this guy using to remove all of her inhibitions? He could tell her to jump off a bridge, and she would. Can she break the spell? Does she want to break the spell? What does this stranger have planned for her next?

Anal sex helps to keep sex interesting. I love options, and the fact that bitches have three holes a penis will fit in is one of my favorite things about them.

There isn't much to bitch about on Adult Empire. My only complaint regards the bright white background. It can throw a wrench into my late-night porn-a-thons.

I'm sorry that you guys will never be able to feel the end of a bitches digestive tract on your cock, but hopefully, Adult Empire can help make up for it.