AEBN Pissing

There isn't a man on earth that doesn't love slinging ropes on a bitches face. There is nothing like it. Actually, I take that back. There is one thing that provides a very similar joy to cumming on a bitches face, and that's pissing on it.

Using Yellow to Make White

Pissing isn't as popular a fetish as busting a nut on a bitches face, but the result is similar. Much like with cum, there are several reasons men like to urinate on a cunt.

Many men enjoy the visual of a woman pissing. It’s a subtle stream of liquid coming out of a body part we all know and love. It sort of frames the pussy in a nice light. I think the wiring in some men's brains relates the girl’s piss to orgasms like a dude firing out a steamy load.

This becomes more obvious when you see guys that like watching a bitch have to piss before eventually letting it out. It reminds me of the tension built up before the final release of orgasm. Men like yourselves who struggle to make a woman cum might instead opt to replace cumming with piss.

There is a serious power dynamic to pissing on someone or getting pissed on. It’s degrading to have your body used like a public restroom. Because of this, it’s very popular in BDSM play. Piss is in the same arsenal as whips, chains, and cock and ball torture. It says I respect you as much as I respect a fetid septic tank.

There is also an internal aspect of this respect. Allowing yourself to be covered in the piss of people you're attracted to speaks to a lack of self-respect. Self-respect, attraction, arousal, and sex are all interlinked in human beings. Knowing that is part of the reason I get so much pussy. Being the Porndude should earn me an honorary degree in phycology.

Desperation also plays a role in piss fetishes. Some guys have loved piss ever since they first remember getting boners. Other guys develop it after years of involuntary celibacy.

Eventually, the urge to see a woman naked and have sex with her becomes so strong that all aspects of feminity become attractive. They would let a bitch piss, shit, and spray period blood on them. Let me rephrase that. They wouldn't only let them. They want a bitch to do it. They beg to be covered in the excretions of any whore.

As porn works its way deeper and deeper into regular society, differences between what arouses a man on the screen and what arouses him in the bedroom separate. For some men, pissing remains a porn fetish they don't wish to replicate in real life. It's too messy, stinky, and dirty for the real world, but you don't have to mop up piss after jerking off to piss porn.

Show Me the Pee Pee

When internet porn first became popular, no one could have expected piss, and scat in general, to be so popular, but here we are. Millions upon millions of men dream of getting pissed on by Abella Danger or Riley Reid. Godspeed, gents.

Now no porn site is complete without a healthy selection of pee pee. The quality and nature of piss porn vary wildly. The camera work ranges from Imax to a flip book made of Polaroid pictures. So, if you want to find genuinely great content, you need to look on Straight Aebn.

Straight Aebn is a pay-by-the-minute porn tube that only fucks with grade-A top-notch porn. You don't have to worry about filtering through globs of filler bullshit to find the content you crave.

Along with a wonderful selection, Straight Aebn also has excellent design going for it. The site anticipates what its customers want and how they will attempt to find it. As a result, the place feels familiar from the first time you visit.

The main menu hangs out toward the top of the site. It contains the options Home, Search bar, Add time, Log in, Sign up, Mail, Categories, Just added, New releases, Stars, Studios, Cams, Gay, Classic view, X pass, and a day and night toggle.

Yellow Layer Cake

Once you get to the pissing category, content is layered into five parts. The first contains all of the latest pissing movies. Straight Aebn is constantly adding new content, so keep an eye out and don't miss a thing.

The second layer has all the currently trending pissing scenes. Who needs a whole movie? I'm sure you guys have shit to do today. If you're only going to watch a clip, you better make it a good one, and this section always has the best.

The third layer is full of the most watched pissing movies. Why watch anything but the best? That's why you guys read my articles, so skip the milk and go right for the cream.

As you sort through the most watched content, you'll find that Max Hardcore is the most popular piss studio on Straight Aebn. This old white bastard turns bitches into his personal sex slaves. They'll do anything he asks. This motherfucker must be rich cause it isn't his looks or charm convincing these bitches to fuck him.

That brings us to recommended pissing scenes. The site uses algorithms to provide suggestions based on your past watching history and the histories of other users. The more you watch, the more accurate it gets. My recommended video list reads like a list of GOATS.

The final layer is a list of recommended movies. Again, the same algorithms are used here, so expect an excellent list full of shit you'll enjoy.

Golden Shower

That takes us to the content contained within Straight Aebn, starting with "Pee Pants Shower Squirt," produced by and starring Asian Nymphet. Asian Nymphet is waiting for her roommate to clear out of the bathroom so she can take a piss before her date arrives. However, her roommate is taking forever.

After several failed attempts to knock the door down, Asian is forced to piss her pants. Now she has to shower again before the date shows up. While in the shower, Asian gets horny and plays with her tight pussy. She fingers it, rubs the clit, gaps it, and uses her toy.

While she is having fun, her roommate lets the date in, and he finds her still masturbating in the shower. Asian doesn't mind if he stays to watch. Perhaps he should have a preview of his prize if the date goes well.

Training Piss Whores

That brings us to "Piss Nutten Drill 2," produced by Inflagranti and starring Grundula, Sexy Susi, Dany Sun, and Jana Bach. What is it about Germans and scat porn? They can't get enough of the stuff. Perhaps it's a form of self-flagellation as punishment for World War 2.

"Piss Nutten Drill 2" catalogs the journey of three women from everyday sluts to natural piss whores. The first woman is locked away in a cage with a glass of her master's piss, which she drinks with great glee.

Once the glass is empty, he shoves his cock between the bars so she can enjoy some more yellow straight from the tap. Once the master's bladder is empty, all there is left for this piss whore in training to do is suck the cum out.

The second slave is caught using the toilet to take a piss during her training. This is a punishable offense. In no way are piss whores to waste liquid gold by flushing it into the sewer system.

Today, her punishment will be a violent throat fucking. The master fucks this bitch's throat so hard she pukes on his shaft. Then the master pisses all over the floor and forces his slave to crawl around in the muck and mire. She even licks it up straight from the tile.

Boss Glossing

The final bitch is on her way home from work when she notices her boss is following her. He motions for her to pull over in the middle of the street. She thinks it must be an emergency, but instead, he just wants to finger her until she squirts on the side of the road. Afterward, he pisses all over that bitch and makes use of her holes.

Pissing and scat aren't fetishes for everyone, but those who like it really like it. You'd have to actually let a bitch piss on you. Straight Aebn has plenty of piss porn to keep you, your cock, and your bladder entertained for years to come.

I wonder if Straight Aebn has ever pondered creating a blog for its users. I think they could design a great one, and I bet users would be all over it.

I don't know about you, but I have to piss like a Mexican racehorse right now, so I'm wrapping this shit up.