AEBN Black

Why am I reviewing a pay per video website? Why is passion for black people considered a fetish? Why does the sun go around the moon and so on? Look, I’ll level with you – I don’t care. I serve what people eat, like a chef, except with digital pussy. Though, to be clear, I’m less of a waiter and more of a critic. Except, the restaurant doesn’t pay me, so I guess I’m the equivalent of a guy standing outside the restaurant yelling at your foie-gras. That shit is made of duck liver. It’s gross. Don’t eat it.

Anyways, back onto black people, or black women specifically, they’re here, they’re straight and they want to be watched by you, apparently. You’ll have to pay for the privilege though. AEBN is an ancient company whose name literally spells out Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network. I can see why they choose to go by their abbreviation these days. Talk about a generic, forgettable porn site name, ay? So, who is their father and what do they do? Well, they provide videos, for money, like every other premium porn site on the planet. Except, where porn tubes and studios are expensive, AEBN cost an arm, a leg and a mortgage on top of that. This might be the most expensive porn site I’ve reviewed in months.

So, if you’re looking to prove that you love black pussy more than any other man in the world, by all means, pay a million dollars for content on AEBN. We’re looking at the black section now, boys and girls. Let’s see what the fuck we can find.

Depraved Smut

You’d think that generic straight porn centered around a skin color would be rather tame. Other than the fact that the female performers are expected to be African American, nothing else should matter, right? This smut should be rather steady and predictable? Nah, fam. This smut is anything but soft. It’s about as fucked up as a runaway train full of pregnant women heading towards a brick wall. The babes on AEBN’s black section ain't attractive, but in extremely pornographic ways. I don’t think I’ve ever made that observation before, but bear with me. I promise it’ll make sense.

Fortunately, these guys are pulling in the content from countless different studios, so I managed to find silver linings abound, I just had to scroll forward a bit.

Depends on the Studio

If I understand this correctly, AEBN doesn’t own the studios that they get their videos from, even though they identify as a network. I’m seeing a lot of famous studios here like Reality Kings and Brazzers. It’s possible that they have all the videos from both respective libraries. Don’t quote me on that. It’s not like I counted every single one of them one by one. Point is, this content is coming in from the greats, but also from small time studios that are trying to break through. For some companies, AEBN serves as free advertising. For others, like the aforementioned titans of industry, this place is just one more market for their videos. There’s no grander wisdom to it.

You will notice an absurd difference in style between different studios. It gets really crazy. Comparing a video from a triple A studio to something made in someone’s garage on a potato camera is crazy. They’re all listed here under the black section, again, if they fit the bill. White girls do appear on occasion, but usually that means there are three other black girls or so to make it make sense. The white girls are a spice; the black girls are the reason you’re here. So, by all means, fap away to your skin color preference, weirdo.

Flavors of Black Chicks

I’m so used to black women in porn being American that I forgot that not only do they exist in other places across the world, but they’re not even native to the Americas. Hell, almost no Americans are native to the Americas. Funny, isn’t it? Anyways, AEBN brought me back to reality with a diverse spread of women of African descent, some of whom are actually directly from Africa. There are all kinds of babes here, all of them aspiring pornstars and all of them with a ton of talent to showcase in these videos.

I was quite satisfied to see the difference in styles that were kind of obvious depending on the different nationalities of the girls, though you can also attribute that to the different nationalities of the directors and cameramen. Still, it’s nice to get out of the western mold for a bit and see something a bit more freeform. Hell, some of these videos give me retro vibes, not because of their quality, but because of the way the scenes are setup. The backdrops look retro. But, that’s only clear in some videos, not all.

It Ain’t All About the Races

Some of the videos on AEBN’s black section are clearly filmed around the idea of mixing black women with white men in sexual contexts. Sometimes it’s black women with white women instead, but you get the idea. It’s about the racial mixing. That’s the point of the fetish and the production. Except, it’s not the case with all videos on here.

Sometimes, you’ll just get solo videos of gorgeous black women doing their own thing, masturbating for fun, on camera. These are rather gorgeous videos, even if they are a bit uninspired. Who cares? Not me. There are also quite a few videos in which black women hook up with black men, though as I suspected, those are the minority. I guess masturbators really love seeing people of different skin tones having sex. I love it. It’s a sign of progressive thinking.

Old but Optimized Website

AEBN was very clearly put together by web experts who knew what they were doing. Without getting too technical, I can tell that the site is optimized for speed and efficiency. It’s also optimized for pissing me the fuck off with reroutes to the login page, but that’s beside the point. The site is impressive, plain and simple. They’ve done a fantastic job at making this a welcoming place loaded with smut. All of their content is available for preview, though if you follow my link you’ll end up directly on the black section, where you can find droves of gorgeous black babes and some ugly ones from B-tier studios. There’s pussy for everyone here.

What I really loved about AEBN’s approach to selling videos is that they give you extensive previews of the entire movie, even if it’s more than an hour and a half long. They cut out previews from every single scene so that you can essentially know in advance how many sexual acts to expect and how many people will be involved. Sure, it’s a spoiler and a half, but when you’re paying for smut, you want to know what you’re going to get in advance. I’m sure of it.

Way Too Expensive

And now, the end is near, and so I have to give you a fucking aneurism by telling you that one video on AEBN costs 10 fucking dollars, and that’s only if you want to stream it for life from their site. If you want to own a copy that you can download, you’ll be paying more than double that amount. 25 dollars, my man. Isn’t a single porn video worth that? Granted, I’m looking at 2 hour long movies, so there, I told you. Don’t call me disingenuous. Point is, what the fuck were they thinking? Who in their right mind would spend 25 dollars per porn flick, even if it is 25 dollars?

They do have some sort of X-Pass option for 15 bucks a month, but they haven’t exactly made it clear which videos this gives you access to. I’m not entire sure what’s going on. This is the first sign of retro site development and of retro business practices. AEBN is successful therefore they don’t give a shit about outlining what the fuck their business model actually is. They know that it works and they don’t give a shit.