CumshotBox

What in the world could possibly be in the Cumshot Box? It’s a hilarious name, conjuring up visions of soggy cardboard and a very angry Amazon delivery guy with sticky hands. Honestly, though, I was a little bit surprised by what I found when I actually clicked the link that slid into my DMs this morning. Seeing the name, I’d assumed it was a premium porn paysite with a special emphasis on ladies getting their faces splooged on. The titular act is part of the gimmick, sure, but you’ll never guess whose lovely mug is getting hosed down today. Wait a minute, is that your wife?

CumshotBox.com ain’t a new subscription service offering packages of fresh sperm delivered to your door every 30 days. No, this is much better than that: it’s an app that lets you create your own custom cumshot pics. Instant personal porno is probably the biggest thing in adult entertainment to hit the web since OnlyFans, but these guys don’t take the usual AI-powered approach, nor do they deliver the same robotic results. The platform only launched recently but already has thousands of members, and well, this seemed like exactly my type of club.

What’s in the Box? Cumshots!

When I saw the title, I thought CumshotBox was a paysite, and when I pulled up the front page, I got another wrong impression. It actually took me a few minutes to figure out this wasn’t another AI image generator or one-click nudie maker. It alters photos like some of those other deepfake machines out there, but it’s an entirely different process.

I’d argue that process results in entirely different results, too. I’ve seen a couple AI nudifiers add in an optional cumshot pose, and while these pornographic styles have gotten more popular, they’re still kind of a weak point for those robot brains. Instant nudes are easy enough, but AI still struggles with generating real sex images, whether we’re talking blowjob pics or faces splashed with creamy white ejaculate.

During the few minutes that I thought this was another AI site, I thought, “Holy shit, these guys have cracked the formula!” When I have been given an option for a spermy face on the other sites, the results just weren’t great. Even if the girls didn’t look like their faces were melting, the jizz never looked legit. The before-and-after samples here show an incredibly realistic transition from SFW headshot to straight-up fap fodder.

A video towards the bottom of CumshotBox.com’s front page gave away the real gimmick. It looks a lot better than AI because it isn’t AI. The photo editing interface here is like a streamlined Photoshop designed exclusively for making an utter mess of the prettiest faces you have photos of. The catch is that it’s going to take just a little more time and effort on your part than the instant AI editors, but hey, those results speak for themselves.

Slopping It Up with Cumshot Box

I was hoping to find a free trial of Cumshot Box like you do on all those AI sites, but like I said, this ain’t an AI site. Memberships are $15 a month, about half what you’d pay for a typical paysite, with great deals on longer subscriptions. The six-month plan is just under fifty bones, which is what some of the pricier AI platforms are charging for just 30 days. I also love that CumshotBox memberships seem to be unlimited, with no token system bleeding your wallet every time you whip up a new image.

The interface is dead simple and looks great on the screen. I began by uploading a headshot of Annie King that I’d snapped when she visited me over at PornDudeCasting. A menu at the bottom of the screen offers places to aim your load, including Hair, Forehead, Eyes, Nose and Lips. Each menu item unfolds into a range of sperm splashes in different shapes, sizes and shades of white.

Click a jizz wad and CumshotBox will superimpose it on your lady’s face, and then it’s up to you to tweak it into something realistic. There is a bit of a learning curve, but it’s not like having to learn real Photoshop. My expertise is more in jacking off than in editing high-quality fakes, and I was able to grasp the whole thing in minutes.

Each clump of spunk can be resized, spun around and pasted wherever it looks best. I might have gone a little overboard for my first experiment, painting Annie up like she’d just been in a bukkake scene. If you make something you like, make sure to save it; CumshotBox.com takes a cue from the deepfake apps by not saving your work on their end. In fact, the whole app is client-ended, meaning nobody at Cumshot Box is ever going to see what you’re working on, not even your source material.

Out on the front page, CumshotBox.com promises weekly updates of “new hand-picked sperm.” I had no idea what that meant until I played with their porno editor, but they’re talking about those puddles, those splashes, those drippy drops of man yogurt they stock their menu with. “Real sperm for real fun,” they write. “You will not be bored anymore.”

It Ruins Their Makeup, Too

For some reason they don’t mention this out on the front page, but CumshotBox also includes a secondary interface called SlutBox. While the box of Cumshots is all full up on sperm, the box of Sluts lets you add other tweaks to your pics. You can smear her mascara and lipstick, add some X-rated chat bubbles, or even roll some toys and dicks into your custom masturbatory content.

This time, I started with a photo of Daisy Pheonix, another recent guest on the PornDudeCasting couch. Having already learned the basic steps of the interface, it was no effort to add in those mascara drips beneath her eyes. After I nudged them into place and adjusted the transparency, I couldn’t believe how real it looked. The lipstick was a little bit harder to nail, but I think I got it after a minute of experimenting with the various multi-colored smudges.

A lot of the SlutBox items under the Toys and Dicks menus require more than just a headshot to really implement well, but I was able to give Daisy a BDSM collar that looks legit. The dick tip I pasted at the edge of the screen, aimed at her mouth, looks like I just pasted it there, but it might look real if I’d used a higher resolution image to start with. The crispness of the veins and the helmet are at odds with the rest of the pic.

Since the app doesn’t save anything, I had to download the pic I’d made in the Slut Box and reupload it to the Cumshot Box in order to make a real mess. The small amount of practice I’d had seemed to be paying off, though, and I felt like a professional photo editor pasting those seminal tributes all over Daisy’s gorgeous face. I’m not going to say it’s better than the masterpiece I personally painted on her, but it’s close. (If you’re curious, you can see the real, unedited version at PornDudeCasting!)

The fact that CumshotBox ain’t AI is both the site’s biggest strength and biggest weakness. I think there will come a time in the near future when AI can create realistic cumshot photos, but that time ain’t now. In the meantime, these guys have got you covered. That’s the good news. The bad is that you’ve got to do a little bit of work on your end, but as I’ve just learned, any knucklehead with a boner can do it. If you’re tech-savvy enough to handle a signup page on the internet, you can do this. Grandpa might have a little trouble, though.

There are a ton of AI apps I can recommend if you’re looking for instant nudes, but CumshotBox.com would be my first pick for anyone looking to make custom cumshot pics. The whole machine was designed with exactly this purpose in mind, and they’ve fucking nailed it. The interface is sleek and easy to use, and the results look like they came off any “real” porn site. So, whose pretty face would you like to see all slopped up?