Fmottrn

Let’s fucking set this straight. I’ve got a knack for spotting when a chick's playing all demure on social media while secretly shoving dildos up her cunt on some XXX shit. Doesn’t matter how classy or innocent they act, my balls always know, and let me tell you, the girl running x.com/itzzzmad, let’s just call her Fmottrn, gives off those vibes like she’s itching to be a famous pornstar. You can see it in the way she fucking teases on Twitter, like she’s begging for that spotlight in the dirtiest way possible.

Now, if she is gearing up for that pornstar career, this review’s about to put her ass on the map. If she’s not, well, shit, she’s about to rack up a goddamn load of new followers either way. So, she wins no matter what. Let’s kick this shit off and see where it goes!

Dealing with x.com/itzzzmad one step at a time

The profile photo here is a selfie where the chick looks fucking beautiful, smiling, eating, and showing off her rack in a skimpy top. Nice skin, great hair, and a talent for posing. These are the best words to describe Fmottrn. Damn, what is her real name?! I fucking feel awkward calling her Fmottrn, and it's a fucking nightmare to remember that shit! Let’s just call her "F" ‘cause “the chick with big tits” sounds a bit too sexist, even for me. F it is!

The first thing I spot then it cums to the numbers on x.com/itzzzmad is the number of followers. It says 590K followers and in case you are fucking brain dead, it's well over half a million. Just fucking imagine being followed and worshiped by such a huge number! That's another hint making me suspect even more that F is actually a slut. I mean, come on, profiles of chicks munching on bagels don’t exactly pull in 500K followers! Love it or hate it, sex sells, and I’ve got a strong hunch that’s exactly what F is peddling. If she isn’t, she damn well should be! Alright, let’s keep this shit rolling.

Joined June 2019

Before I dive headfirst into that gorgeous rack of hers, and trust me, I can’t fucking wait, let's lay down some facts first. As you already read in the subtitle, x.com/itzzzmad is a long-standing motherfucker. This site’s been online for over five goddamn years, and in that time, F has tweeted around 3.6K times. Damn, just think about that shit! Most of her tweets flaunt those tits, so we’re talking at least 3K titty posts waiting for you on x.com/itzzzmad. All that for free! Open your mind for a second, and you’ll realize this is one hell of an account. It might not be a full-on porn site, but it’s definitely hot enough to give you a couple of boners.

The thing I always do when reviewing these X accounts is apply math to the numbers. It tells a lot about a chick behind an account, you know. In this case, the numbers reveal that F tweets 60 times a month, on average, and that averages at two posts a day. We should all fucking bow down to F, the queen of Twitter! She fucking knows we are nothing but a pack of hungry wolves drooling over each piece of pussy, and she feeds us with that! It's no fucking wonder x.com/itzzzmad has over 590K followers! No fucking wonder at all!

The shit she's tweeting about

So, the tweets. A couple of the most recent ones at the time of this review are actually short clips. One of them is fucking boring, the second one shows the chick using a broom as her microphone, but all I can see is her tits, and the third one is some playtime with her dog, where, once again, my eyes are glued to her tits. I mean, it really depends on the shit you're into. It's clear as day that F is trying to keep the party alive and mix it up, but all I can focus on are...well, you know what I’m talking about! Tits!

Very often, the babe will post a video of her feeding chickens, sitting in her truck, listening to music, and all that mundane shit. Then, just to spice things up, she throws in a mirror selfie wearing nothing but lingerie, revealing her tattoos. I know you fucks dig that behind-the-scenes vibe where a chick that is unattainable for you in real life feels close and personal online. That's why these ladies like F tend to look as natural as possible on social media, but that doesn't mean without filters and makeup. It simply means them doing regular stuff, like eating and having everyday fun, and they know you gulp that shit up.

Fmottrn does OnlyFans

This is where I need your undivided attention. I know I've come here to review x.com/itzzzmad. It's your part of the deal to keep that X account in the back of your mind while you read about OnlyFans, cause trust me when I say these two platforms are connected like a cock and a cunt. Keep an open mind!

Now, you damn well know that bitches are fucking all over OnlyFans. I might be the only motherfucker without an account there, and that's because I don’t want to ruin it for the rest of the guys. My dick pic would fucking obliterate any chance of another dude standing out, so I keep that shit locked down. If there's one thing I can’t stand, it's the unhealthy competition.

Fmottrn does Onlyfans, and that's where she writes the following in her bio - Just a sexy trucker looking for my next load! I've fucking told you she was a damn tease! She also promises daily updates on her OF, and I trust her because I’ve seen her pull some wild shit on x.com/itzzzmad. Since you’ll be shelling out cash for the content on OF, you want it to pop, and believe me, it fucking does!

You should hunt for promos and discounts

I hate to be the motherfucking bearer of bad news, but if you want to see Fmottrn naked, you’re gonna have to pay for that shit on some paid platform. Let’s just say it’s OnlyFans. Whenever there's some hot new shit happening on her OF, you can bet your ass she’ll be promoting it on x.com/itzzzmad. That’s just how it fucking goes. If she’s rocking a discount, you’ll know about it. If she has a collab or a new webcam show, you’ll definitely fucking know.

What makes this whole shit even better is that X is free as hell. You don’t spend a dime on it, and you get the chance to save even more on that premium content by just following these hot chicks and keeping an eye on what they post on Twitter. Plus, you can mix and match cunts and tits by following different pornstars. Not like you have any fucking limits, and it’s not like anyone will know you’re doing it. You know X is anonymous, so you can follow, post, comment, and jerk off to your dick’s content without a soul being the wiser. I think that’s the best fucking thing ever.

Ready to sum this shit up

Before I do this conclusion thing, let me just note that all of the fuckups I'm gonna mention are small hiccups really. Nothing too wrong about x.com/itzzzmad. What gets on my nerves is that there’s no nudity. It’s slightly annoying because you know F’s got the goods, but she’s not showing them off like you’d hope. Plus, you gotta shell out some cash on OnlyFans if you want the real deal. That can be a buzzkill for all you cheap bastards out there.

Despite the cocktease vibe, F's got over 590K followers, and it’s clear why. She knows how to keep her audience engaged with daily posts, showing off her killer tits and giving just enough to make you thirsty as hell. Her account is a goddamn endless pit of teasing clips, mirror selfies, and those everyday moments that give you all the right sensations in all the right places. Also, don't forget about that 3.6K posts part.

So, even though you might feel a tad blue-balled here because of the lack of full-frontal action, x.com/itzzzmad is worth following. The chick knows how to tease, her tits are insanely hot, and she does content on other platforms. It's your chance to snag a discount or a pre-sale, and it won't cost you a thing. Now, shut the fuck up and follow x.com/itzzzmad!