Beldots

What’s up, you beautiful fucking perv? I’ve got something a little special for you! Now… I know I say this almost every time… And that’s because I mean it! Some of the girls if feature here will change your fucking life! They’re either hotter than any perverted mind can imagine; They’ve got the kind of personality that could start a fucking cult; Or they've got a collection of content worth giving away your house for!

Some girls really are just THAT fucking special! And the girl I’m featuring today is no exception! The girl I’m featuring today has one of the most intriguing personalities on the INTERNET, let alone social media…

Once you’re in this girl’s world, you’re fucking in! No movie, novel, or video game could engage you as much as whatever this girl’s got going on… There will come a time when I’ll feature an entire blog on just her career. And man… When I do… You’ve better hold onto your seat!

But we’re just scratching the tip of the iceberg. Before I do the honor of writing about this model’s career, we’re gonna take a dive into her Twitter content! All the way from Australia, we’re featuring none other than beldots!

If you haven’t heard of her already… Well, you’ve probably been living under a rock. But by the time you’re done reading this and scrolling through her Twitter feed, you sure as shit won’t forget!

Beldots is an Australian model like no other! She’s accumulated thousands and thousands of content on her Twitter page with a devoted following. Her mix of wit, charm, and otherwise shining personality is probably what keeps her audience engaged despite her gorgeous figure! And boy… Does she have a fucking gorgeous figure!

When you’re browsing models like Beldots, you tend to forget about the down under... Guys are generally into blonde babes from California or Miami or maybe even Russia! And if not there then places like Brazil or Japan! We hardly ever highlight the girls from Australia! Who knew they had such talented models?!

If I gave you a rundown on a list of Beldots’ accomplishments, it would take me an entire fucking week! The levels and layers that she exposes as a person on just her Twitter account are worth its own deep dive… And all of that is behind probably the finest piece of ass in Australia!

Guys will either come for the ass and stay for the Beldots’ engaging personality… Or they may have just heard of her from one of those YouTube video essays that go deep into interesting online personalities… And to their surprise, they’ve found that she loves sharing her perfect body as well as her incredible mind…

Now… Okay… I may have exaggerated a little… About half of what I just mentioned is true… And considering whose site you’re on right now, you can guess which half it is. Beldots may not have THE most interesting personality on the internet. In fact… I’ll go as far as saying that, if you scroll through just her content on Twitter, you’d wonder if Beldots really was a person at all!

I mean, most models on social media have some kind of engagement going on… Maybe it’s a few retweets of their favorite beauty product or media personality; Maybe it’s a link to their other platforms; Maybe it’s a few replies to some comments from fans…

You’re not gonna get any of that with Beldots… What you ARE gonna get is a constant stream of some of the HOTTEST pics out of Australia you’ll ever lay your perverted eyes on! With a body like Beldots’, who the fuck needs a personality?

This girl has entertained her devoted audience with nothing but hot pictures and flirty captions… I’m not exaggerating in the fucking slightest. I even checked her other social media pages… Nothing but the same… In fact, I’m not sure this girl has uttered a fucking word during her entire career as a social media influence!

It’s actually impressive if you think about it! With the kind of content she posts, you could only imagine that, behind the social media personality, Beldots is probably one of the most interesting people you’ll ever meet! At least I can choose to believe that!

Beldots is one of the few popular models who has managed to make a successful career out of doing nothing but being hot! And you’d better believe that over here, we’ll celebrate that! Not everyone can be hot enough to gain hundreds of thousands of followers on literally just looks alone!

There are girls on social media who fucking dream of being this girl! I can imagine her DMs are FLOODED with rage-filled jealousy, haha! Well, Beldots gets nothing but love from ThePornDude! I find that perfect body VERY fucking interesting. You don’t have to say a thing!

(Although… I was pretty tempted to spend this entire time talking about what an interesting personality she has!)

Beldots X A First Look - Our Favorite Australian Girl

Naturally, as soon as you land on Beldots’ Twitter page, you’ll see a banner featuring her in a beautiful matted orange bikini, lying on the beach. If this girl has nothing other than her looks, it’s certainly style… I mean… She certainly knows how to look stylish wearing as little clothes as possible!

In her bio, there are a few little notes detailing her personality. Along with being “your favorite Australian girl next door, she also wrote the following: “I’m a real girl, so can you try not be an idiot please.” Now, I don’t know what that’s in response to…

I’m guessing she gets a lot of DMs from people who probably don’t believe she’s a real girl... How did they end up with that idea? Am I right? Haha! Well, I’m sure at one point, she had her DMs open to the public. Now, the option isn’t there. I guess she was swamped with horny dudes and haters!

A hot body with no words will do that! In place of where the message icon used to be, there’s the option to tip. I’m willing to bet that was in direct response to the hate messages she got!

In her bio, you’ll also find a link to her backup Twitter profile. Beldots tends to play it safe with her sexy content but with the way social media sites flip-flop on how much boob you can show on your profile, you can never be too careful.

Pinned to the top of the page is a picture of Beldot in a rolled-up, brown tank top, with a pair of pink underwear in all of her curvy glory: The caption is about as interesting as you’d expect: “RT if you like piercings I’m tryna see somethin”. Yup! That's it… 44k likes, 4.6k retweets, and 300+ comments… And with a body like that, it’s exactly what that post deserves! Haha!

@Beldots - Content

If you scroll through this Twitter page, scratching your head wondering why the fuck this girl has more than 170k followers, you’re missing the fucking point! The point isn’t to build some parasocial relationship with a hot blonde that doesn’t even know you exist… The point is to look at boobs!

That’s always been the fucking point! You think I go into these Twitter pages looking for the meaning of life? People follow Twitter pages like Beldots’ for a little bit of chub to get them through the day before they can go home and jerk off to her OnlyFans!

I mean, be honest with yourself… Would you really give a fuck about ANYTHING she had to say, even if she was wearing normal clothes? Fuck no! You signed up for her perfect white ass and giant tits! So, that’s exactly what she’s giving us! I say, salute to you, you beautiful Aussie queen!

You can expect pretty much the same thing all the way through the rest of her Twitter page — over 4000 posts of it. And she uploads A LOT! You’ll barely be able to keep up! In fact, if you’re anything like me — With a Twitter feed filled with hot chicks — There’s a good chance you’ll be seeing Beldots more than anyone else!

Just a minute ago, she posted another short clip of her perfect tits in a pair of neon orange string bikinis. The caption is: “POV: I take you home after our first date”. You think you would give a fuck if the caption was anything else???

What I Like

Beldots uploads content more frequently than just about every model I’ve reviewed this month. It’s every day all day for her. You’ll be enjoying hot clips and poster-worthy pics.

What I Don’t Like

This isn’t the kind of account you’ll develop a parasocial relationship with… I mean… Beldots just isn’t the girl you’ll build ANY kind of relationship with. You’ll get nothing but what most dudes are looking for… Unless you DM her on her OnlyFans. Maybe you can learn a little more about her.

Tips From ThePornDude

I might just need to cut this part out. I’ve had 0 tips for any of the Twitter accounts I’ve reviewed this month… It’s not like they’d listen anyway! Haha!

Conclusion

Beldots is a hot blonde from Australia. That’s literally her whole thing. I mean… She says she’s from Australia… She could be from California for all we know. Would it surprise anyone? But that’s not the point. Beldot’s Twitter is for one thing and one thing only: Titties.