Woah Vicky

Woah Vicky porn! I never thought I’d be writing about Whoa Vicky here at ThePornDude, but maybe I secretly hoped for it. Whatever you think of the controversial social media star, you’ve got to admit, she looks good. The chick’s got four million Instagram followers and over nine milli over at TikTok, but I bet you fall into a different demographic of heart-clickers and dick-strokers. Be honest here, you’re one of her million Likes on OnlyFans, aren’t you?

Whoa Vicky is a social media influencer and OnlyFans chick with a history of stirring up shit. She’s been internet famous since 2017, which ain’t long in real life but way longer than an average online star’s 15 minutes. While she’s far from being a conventional pornstar, she might be an even more common household name than your biggest adult-industry starlets. She’s definitely inspiring similar dirty thoughts.

Do She Really Be Talking Like That?

Born Victoria Rose Waldrip in 2000, Whoa Vicky was still a teenager when she rose to fame. Her earliest videos showcased the young lady hanging around mansions, flashing cash and luxury cars. It was typical rap video stuff, and Vicky could have turned heads just by being a conventionally pretty white girl in the videos. The Iggy Azalea routine has proven a money maker time and time again.

But would a white girl in a lambo really make you say whoa? Vicky took things an extra step with a thick blaccent she claims came from her upbringing in Zone 6, Atlanta. Her speaking voice doesn’t sound exactly like Gucci Mane to my ears, but I’m no American linguistic scholar. Her voice was her first major controversy and still the subject of online discussions, having been described as ridiculous, clownlike, racist, or the 21st century internet version of blackface.

And then came the N-bombs. Whoa Vicky actually admitted in a later interview that her friends “told me to say the word if I want the videos to go viral,” and then “tell them you’re black.” That’s exactly what she did, immediately igniting an online firestorm. She responded to the online comments with a video claiming her Ancestry.com results put her at 44% black, which she claimed earned her an N-pass.

To sell the obvious lie even better, she had a fake relationship with an internet rapper who has since been largely forgotten. I found a video of him saying, “Results don’t lie” about her DNA test, adding, “That’s really how she talks.” His whole family encouraged Vicky to keep up the racial charade, but damn, his name isn’t even tagged on the videos I saw. I hope it was worth it, bro.

Whoa Vicky vs Kanye: Who’s a Bigger Marketing Genius?

In the very first Whoa Vicky video I saw, the blonde girl was singing Despacito. Poorly. She didn’t know the words and mumbled into the camera, her gold grill flashing and her big eyelashes fluttering. It’s a hilarious image, and she seemed dumb as hell, but I remember thinking, damn, this dumb chick is hot!

I don’t think she’s a dummy, though. I think it’s just part of the act. In fact, I think she’s been around as long as she has because she’s smart. “Kanye West, he’s a marketing genius,” she said in an interview, “and I feel that I’m smart in that area, too.” I think it’s prescient that she mentioned Kanye, seeing as he’s gotten so much negative press lately. I think Kanye gets it because he’s legit crazy, though, while Victoria Rose is just chasing views.

Case in point, she was arrested at a mall in Atlanta for trespassing and assaulting law enforcement officers in 2018. Some influencers might hide their heads in shame, but Vicky shot a video as soon as she got bailed out. “Fuck twelve,” she shouted. “Black lives matter!” Vicky explained that she’d been racially profiled and arrested simply for the crime of being black. The hashtag #freevicky briefly trended.

Later that year, an Asian YouTuber named Ricegum called out Whoa Vicky’s blaccent and racial slurs. He was a bigger star than her at the time, and his video helped her get over 150,000 followers in a month—the ol’ Streisand effect. Courting the controversy, Whoa Vicky responded by releasing a song with the chorus, “Ching chong, ching chong, ching chong, bitch!” She insisted the little ditty wasn’t racist. “Please don’t take offense because it’s only toward Ricegum, because he was being offensive to me,” she said. “And actually, just to let ya’ll know, when I was younger, I used to think I was Asian but my mom told me I wasn’t.”

She also had a fake, choreographed beef with Danielle Bregoli, who you pervs know better as Bhad Bhabie. You know, the “cash me ousside” girl. The videos are pretty fucking funny, because the Dr. Phil starlet is just much better at acting like a badass. Victoria Rose, for her part, can’t help but rock that goofy-ass, pretty smile she usually seems to have on her face. She can’t pull off a hard look, even if she gives you a hard cock. Maybe she’s having too much fun.

Jesus, Jeffery Dahmer, and The Gays

These days, Whoa Vicky has moved on from dropping the N-word, starting online beefs with Snoop Dogg, and shouting obscenities at the camera. Her music is arguably much better, from the production to her delivery, but she’s adopted some extreme positions that put her at odds with much of her fanbase. Still, she’s managing to ruffle some feathers in other ways.

I’m not going to get into her recent, vocal support of Donald Trump, but she’s big into Jesus now, and very much against premarital sex. There’s a video where she’s been allowed to address a girl’s gym class for some reason, and it devolves from an anti-gay lecture into weird praise for serial maneater, Jeffrey Dahmer. As you know, he turned to Jesus before he was raped to death with a broomstick, so he was alright.

These days, Victoria Rose is so religious, she can’t even bring herself to talk about humping like an adult, spelling out words like she’s afraid she’ll get sent to the principal’s office. “When somebody has s-e-x with all these different people, after a certain point they start to turn g-a-y, and they start smashing t-r-a-n-n-y-s because the flesh is never satisfied.”

But She Still Has an OnlyFans

If she’s gone religious, why am I writing about Whoa Vicky here at ThePornDude, let alone on my Best Pornstars list? Well, the fact of the matter is that despite everything she says, the marketing-savvy chick still runs an OnlyFans. She’s got her own clothing line, promotes makeup and has some other hustles, but I bet OF is still her main source of income. “I make a lot of money on there, and no, I don’t post naked pictures,” she said, going on to say she posts feet pics and selfies, and that she’s earned up to $300k a month from the platform.

It's fuckin wild, but if you’re famous enough, you don’t even have to get naked to make a shitload of money on OnlyFans. I do wonder what’s bringing in the money, though, because it ain’t membership dues. Her OnlyFans is currently free, and maybe I was just stoned, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t free yesterday. Better cash in on that incredible offer while it lasts!

It is true, however, that you won’t find any nudes on there. She’s got more than 3500 media posts as I type this up. Aside from a short video showing off a cute puppy, the entire collection is sexy but arguably SFW still photos of Victoria Rose. She’s posting multiple times a day in little dresses, bikinis, yoga pants and other revealing outfits. It’s not pornographic, but you can definitely whack off to it.

Vicky’s currently in the news for pressing assault charges against Chrisean Rock, one of her costars on a reality show called Baddies East. The ass whooping was caught on video and looked a hell of a lot realer than the Bhad Bhabie fiasco, so we’ll see how the case plays out. It wouldn’t be a Whoa Vicky story if it wasn’t something controversial.

I’m genuinely curious to see how long she stays famous. Has Whoa Vicky been around long enough and rustled enough jimmies to permanently earn a place in the internet’s collective memory? I’m a little biased here, but I think the OnlyFans stuff is going to be a big help, especially if she gets into harder content at some point. In any case, I’m sure I’ll be watching her career play out, because for better or for worse, she’s still too big to ignore.