The Black Alley

Look, I’m often the first person to laud the advancement of porn tech in recent years. I mean, fuck! Who doesn’t like to slap a virtual reality headset on and get the closest thing to Angela White’s tits in your face as a man could ask for? But, at the same time, it’s important not to forget our porn roots.

Do you remember, back in the day, when we weren’t spoiled by the fast-paced adventures of porn PMVs, the intense visual stimulation of intensely detailed 4K definition smut, and the wild audio adventures of erotic ASMR that feel like some perverted little slut has her wet tongue firmly in your ear?

Instead, our wanking marathons saw us looking at sites that were home to some of the hottest erotic photography around. But while they might seem dated to modern porn fans, there’s a lot of positive stuff to be said about such sites. These artistically captured erotic photos allow us to indulge in the gorgeous details of porn that are often missed in modern-day movies.

Well, that’s the kind of stuff that users of Theblackalley.com attest to. They love to indulge in the kind of razor-sharp photography of smoking-hot sluts and enjoy every little detail, from the specks of hot cum dripping from their oil-soaked and perky tits to the droplets of sexual lust dripping off their labia.

Theblackalley.com has been around for well over ten years now. But can it stand toe to toe with modern porn sites and still provide us with the kind of wank-worthy filth that can keep our cocks engaged? Let The Porn Dude take you on a wild adventure into the depths of this site, and let’s find out together!

What is Theblackalley.com?

Maybe I’ve watched way too much porn at this point, if that’s even a thing. So, when I first heard the name Theblackalley.com, my horny ass thought it was an interracial porn site that saw cock-hungry white chicks taking BBC up their assholes.

But that’s not what Theblackalley.com is about. The only thing black about the site is its theme, and the content within features some of the sharpest erotic photography of what the founders of the site boast is the ‘’most beautiful and sensual Asian models on earth.’’

But although Theblackalley.com looks a bit dated, its pricing is very much modern-day and demands the same kind of membership fee as some of the world’s leading premium porn platforms, from $29.95 for 30 days to a reduced one-off payment of $69.95 for three months.

Theblackalley.com has been rocking since 2007 and has become something of a cult name in the world of Asian porn fans who are seeking high-quality photography of some of the most cumshot-worthy Asian whores around. Next, let’s push deeper into the virtual Asian pussy of this site and see what the content within looks like.

What are the Asian Girls Like on Theblackalley.com?

Theblackalley.com has a portfolio of Asian sluts that spans well over fifteen years. This means that any fresh-faced porn fans arriving at the site can struggle to know where to begin. Luckily, I’ve been able to go balls-deep into the site’s Asian smut to find out some of its hottest content.

● Annie Bae is a Big Fan of Wearing a Uniform - First off, let’s meet Annie Bae. This stunning Asian chick is hot enough to make your cock melt when she is completely naked, but she is also the kind of slut who loves to make herself look even hotter by wearing some of the sluttiest outfits a girl can get her hands on. One of her favorites is an 18+ schoolgirl uniform that leaves little to the imagination. Annie loves to wear a crop top shirt that leaves her big Asian tits hanging out of them with her school tie lying between them. Further down, she loves wearing a tartan miniskirt that she isn’t shy to hike up and show you her pink panties while staring at you with an expectant look as she begs you to help her slide out of her underwear and play with that wet pussy!

● Jang E Ping Needs Your Help to Cool Off - Jang is so fuckin’ hot that she can raise the temperature whenever she walks into a room. In her modeling shoots for Theblackalley.com, she loves to slide into a welcoming pool to cool off, and the sight of her tight Asian body decorated with sleek droplets of pool water only serves to make her look 100 times hotter. She also has a sex-hungry pair of eyes that can seduce any man she wants, and even the most disciplined of men will find themselves going weak in their knees when she locks eyes with them. Man, imagine sliding into the pool with this Asian harlot and indulging in some underwater sex with her. The pool cleaner will probably hate you, but it will be worth it!

● Jasmine Has Some Strong Geisha Vibes! - And next up, we have Jasmine. This Japanese girl loves to pose in modeling shoots in studios laid out in traditional Asian patterns and looks divine. Okay, Jasmine’s silicone tits aren’t the most traditional looking, but nobody can deny that they’re the kind of Asian milkers that would look divine when drenched in hot ropes of cum. Judging by the beckoning finger that Jasmine often gives to the camera, a messy load of jizz on her tits sounds like the order of the day and is something she would love to receive!

The Design of the Site

Theblackalley.com uses a fittingly black color scheme to back up its studio name. The site begins with a menu consisting of icon boxes, which lead to places like the site’s main page, the massive Asian model portfolio, an insight page into the studio's style, an archives section, a signup landing page, and a login button.

On the right-hand side of the menu is the site’s logo, which is a badass design that spells out the name of Theblackalley.com in some really cool text. Underneath this is an easy-to-digest paragraph that introduces you to what Theblackalley.com is all about, their photography style, and other points that encourage you to sign up as a member.

Theblackalley.com’s homepage introduces you to the latest studio updates, which are presented in rows of five with a featured image of the Asian model, an upload date, and the model's name. However, you can’t click on the image to expand it or see more content from the shoot unless you’re a site member.

What I Like Most About it

From Japan to Thailand and Tajikistan to Vietnam, the Asian continent is fuckin’ huge, and there’s a massive range of diversity amongst the sluts who live across it. This is something that Theblackalley.com has done a fine job of capturing because they seem to strive to ensure their content remains varied enough to keep things fresh.

Next, I want to talk about how wank-worthy the slutty Asian photoshoots on Theblackalley.com are. Not only does the site have some of the hottest Asian sluts around, but it knows how to capture their kinky beauty in some of the best ways possible. From dildo-sucking adventures to poolside masturbation, there are some seriously cool porn themes to be found on Theblackalley.com.

What I Don’t Like

What lets Theblackalley.com down is its slightly dated-looking website design. For a site that demands the same membership fee as some of the world’s leading porn sites, it is rocking the kind of design that looks like it has been barely updated since the studio first launched back in 2007.

Another annoying aspect of Theblackalley.com is that you can’t expand the preview photos on the site, so non-members have to rely on just the thumbnails to get an idea of what kind of content awaits them if they decide to sign up as full-fledged members.

Suggestions I Have for Theblackalley.com

I’d suggest that Theblackalley.com upgrade its website theme in some critical areas to make it look more modern and to ensure potential members feel like they’re getting enough bang for their buck. After all, the site’s current design is clearly outdone by other more sleek-looking premium porn sites demanding the same kind of subscription fee.

Another excellent addition to the site would be a gallery feature that allows users to expand sample photos of each shoot. This would allow them to enjoy the high quality of the shoots in all of their glory and help them better decide whether Theblackalley.com is worth signing up for as a member.

Conclusion

Overall, I have mixed feelings about Theblackalley.com. On the one hand, this is an old-school site that has some gorgeous modeling shoots that feature some truly elite-tier Asian sluts from around the world. However, it’s also very dated for the subscription fee it demands, and there’s a need for an image gallery feature that lets you see the sample content in closer detail.