Vip4K

Vip 4K screams quality content. It would be nice if I could confirm this fact. All I can see on screen is tits and ass that I can’t access. That’s right. You have to fucking pay to even get a glimpse of titty. I was so excited to enter this stupid site. From the looks of the UI, their content is premium. It looks smooth as fuck. Very elegant and clean. If this site was in charge of anything else, they’d be doing commercials for Rolex. And it’s not even that special. Just a site with buttons on it and clickable pussy pics. But that’s its charm. More and more sites nowadays are getting too complicated. They’re gonna lose all their older audiences. How am I supposed to know where to click when there are so many things going on on screen? You can’t get to fapping with so many ads bombarding you to elongate your penis. If you don’t know, I’ll tell you, there are hot singles in your area. But I’m sure you already knew that.

This site has zero ads. I haven’t seen anything like it. What is this sorcery? I miss the hot singles in my area. At first, I didn’t even notice the ad vacancy. I just felt serene and happy for some reason. I thought it was because of all the pussy on screen. But nope, I just haven’t had an ad free experience in a million years. That’s why you have to cough up the cash. Quality content with no ads comes at a price.

Is it Worth it?

Fuck yea, it’s worth it. And that’s me saying this without even having seen the content. Just the sheer amount of stuff they provide is phenomenal. And the price is sweet as pie. Basically, it’s $149 for the whole year. Now this might seem like a lot. You’re thinking, you can stroke it to mid porn for free. You can even find sex scenes in movies if you want an ad free experience. Hell, you can even choke the chode to you your own imagination. Well, that experience won’t be ad free for too long when you consider what Musky boy is doing. But that’s a topic for another day. Point is, don’t be cheap, you fuck. They don’t even bill you yearly. Yeah, that’s right, they bill you daily. That’s insanely nice of them if you ask me. You can cum as much as you want for only $0.40 a day. And no, I didn’t do the math. They did it for me. What a considerate bunch. I doubt that you’ll spend your hard earned cash in a smarter way if you can afford to pay for porn. What could you even do with $0.40 a day? Not take chicks out on dates that’s for sure.

Perks, perks, and more perks would be coming your way. You can download any video on the site. I know you cheap bastards out there want to steal their fine content. But who’s gonna pay the college fund for these young chicks if you do that? Might as well contribute to society and help these poor porn stars to get a higher education. Imagine how much better their content will be after they’ve been educated. Plus, the downloads are infinite. You can stock up on porn for when doomsday comes. Don’t forget to buy yourself lotion and a couple of pocket pussies as well. All their videos are 4k, hence the name. You’ll get discounts on other sites and 24/7 customer support. It sounds like a steal to me. Oh, and if you have doubts, you can try them out for two bucks, easy peasy.

It’s Not Boring

With a site as clean as this one, I was expecting mega boring porn. Just dudes and chicks going at it like monkeys over and over again. Absolutely fucking not. The first video on their site, right there in your face is pregnant porn. What is it with people wanting to screw pregnant chicks, I’ll never know. I wonder how it feels for the woman as well. Isn’t that shit painful when you’re literally about to give birth on set? I’ll be expecting DMs with some answers. Maybe the chick's pussy is so raw that it feels better. Anyways. One cock was simply not enough for this woman. She clearly needed two cocks in the scenario. How else is she gonna stretch enough to be able to give birth? If you ask me, they should have thrown in an extra cock for good measure. At least she seems like she’s enjoying it. Plus, she’s hot. It’s beyond me how pregnant babes can equal hot. But there she is, a blonde bombshell with spectacular tits sucking a giga dong. Her pussy isn’t even flopping around, nothing.

I think Vip4K.com has some secret obsession with brides. They’re fucking everywhere. You’d think they want to push some subliminal message or some shit. Like, stop watching porn, you idiot. Get yourself a bride and fuck her instead. That would be very counterproductive to their money making goals. Maybe the whole site is run by nuns. Okay, tin foil hats off. My schizo rants would have held water if it wasn’t for all the brides getting two dicks instead of one. That’s not a very normal monogamous marriage. If it’s not two cocks, then it’s one while the husband watches. It’s all about the kinks. These cucks’ tomfoolery knows no end.

Particular Tastes

There are categories on Vip4k.com that I haven’t seen on other sites. They’re very particular in the content they make. Almost even too niche. For such a small site with not many categories, it’s surprising. Like, you really have to be into brides if you’re gonna make it a whole category out of the 19 you have. Essential categories are missing but odd ones are added. I want to see more variety. Where is my spicy BDSM? Who’s gonna provide me with gangbangs? At least I have “ignore” to watch. It’s such a fucking silly concept. I have no idea who jacks off to the idea of being ignored. If I’m banging, I want full attention. Nothing else should exist in this world except for my cock. And maybe my left toe, but don’t tell anybody I told you that. The ignore category is bordering on comical. You can watch a video of three chicks enjoying coffee together while one of them is getting head. She’s acting like the dude doesn’t exist, obviously. Doesn’t sound like too much fun. But hey, someone put it there so there must be someone watching. It’s something akin to cuck, I guess.

Out of 19 categories, two are loan and debt. That’s fucking hilarious. Not only is the concept niche, but they put it there twice. I guess babes can get inspiration from this the next time their bills haven’t been paid. How to get out of paying your electricity bill in two simple steps. Step one, go to your local bank. Step two, get naked. Problem solved. Or, I don’t know, maybe get arrested if the bank people are idiots. Of course, cuck is a category too. It’s not enough all the dudes with freshly baked brides are getting cucked, let’s add another category for it.

Quality over Quantity

It’s a well-known fact that menus with the least items have the best food. There aren’t that many ingredients to store so they’re always fresh and kept in good condition. The same goes for porn. The more shit they stack the more saturated it is. Some videos might be a knockout while others are total crap. You can never know. You have to sift through a lot of content to find the good ones. By that time your erection will be down and you’ll get hungry or something. Why not instead have a place where you know every single video is top-tier? Sure, some categories are very niche on Vip4k.com but others are well known and loved. You’ve got young and old, lesbian and mommy galore. And even if you’re not into the niche storylines, the videos are worth the while. I completely forgot about the category I chose when my cock went sky-high because of the quality it tasted.

The 4k is no joke. I’ve never been more excited to watch just plain ol’ dick going into pussy. It’s so clean and pristine that I feel like I’m right there with them. Fuck, now I’m the cuck. These people are gonna turn me into a cuck with how much they have it present on their site. I don’t even care at this point. Do whatever you want with me just as long as I can keep watching quality fucking in quality resolution.