Molly Pills

Molly Pills porn! Molly is one of the hottest chicks I’ve seen in a while. Her body is fucking banging. Perfect everything. Her tits are something women dream of having. She’s got the right amount of junk in her trunk. Those proportions are driving me insane. She’s teetering on the line of being too skinny to be extremely fuckable. But Molly’s got just the right amount of fat pockets everywhere. Her hips could use a little bit of stretching. They’re a tad bit on the smaller side. But that’s barely a complaint. I’m grasping at straws here. I’m not too often a stomach man. Especially for chicks that have abs. I don’t know why but that shit freaks me out. Some general lines to define the tummy are fine. But if I see a six pack I’m turned off. Molly’s stomach turns me the fuck on. It looks so smooth and partially squishy.  

It’s a damn shame she’s so unattractive. I can’t find one thing in her face that I like. You know how many babes have weird faces but when you see the features alone they’re good. So something is off about their looks, but they’re still face-fuckable. I can’t say the same for Molly. She reminds me of someone who works as a cashier. Have you ever noticed that effect? It’s weird but true. All the people I’ve seen who work at supermarkets look really ugly. And the less popular the supermarket is, the uglier they are. Truly a mystery. Molly has a butter face. If oatmeal was a person, this is what it would look like. But because her body is so yummy and I want to fuck it, I can forgive her. It’s not her fault her parents were ugly.

Knows How to Present

There are fat girls that are all about body positivity. Hey, that’s fine. Love your body, none of my business. But when I see all the delusion going on on my YouTube feed, it gets super annoying. It’s fine to like your bod for the way it is. Go with Christ and do whatever you want. The problem starts when these chicks push the idea that being obese is healthy. That the doctors are lying and being obese is a good thing. That’s what they believe. What’s even worse, if one of their own kind wants to lose weight, they shun them. Kick them out of the community. Crazy motherfuckers. Then you have babes with 10/10 bods but they don’t see it. They think they’re fat or something. It’s a shame. But on the other hand, insecure girls are easier to get in the sack. Not that I practice this blasphemous thing. I swear. I’m a good boy.

Molly has none of these issues. She’s hyper-aware of how hot she is. And I’m here for it, ready to jizz on the screen when I’m done writing this. So many porn stars have no idea how to take a good fucking picture. The pictures are still hot, sure… but they’re missing so much oomph. If I was a chick with a body like Molly’s, I’d be taking pictures all day long. The lineage she chooses is the best part. You’d say that all lingerie is hot. You would be wrong. Some look downright weird. It’s a big turn-off when I see a chick wearing something that was designed by a sixty-year-old woman. They’re old and frail and suck at sowing. Hands too shaky. When I see Molly I have an instant erection. Plus, in a lot of her posts, she’s posing from behind. I don’t get to see her pate-looking face. It’s a win-win.

Drooling for That Ass

If my PC catches on fire, I’m blaming you, Molly. That ass is simply too divine for life. I don’t know what’s gonna burn first. Me or the PC. I just need to wait and see. It’ll be totally worth it if it’s the PC. I can always buy a new one. But I can’t buy another of that ass. Well, technically I can. She has an OnlyFans. You can’t do porn without having one in this day and age. Good for them, ya know? They’re raking in the good cash while doing nothing special at all. Posing for pictures and getting fucked. That’s a great career right there.

Imagine how tough some people have it and get paid peanuts to survive. Some bread for the kids and a bottle of Vodka the soothe the pain of mediocrity. I advise them to get into porn. Everyone has a kink for something. You’ll surely be someone’s favorite. There are so many kinks that are out there yet people jack off to that shit and enjoy it. Plus, the people who work in construction and the like are always ripped. It’s all about the exercise they’re getting from sloping around tons of concrete. Molly is an example that you don’t need a good-looking face to get into porn. So there. Let me be your inspiration. All you porn addicts reading this right now, try out banging your wife and filming it. It’s the next big boom of lucrative careers.

Back to the ass that made me inspire a generation. It’s obvious she goes to the gym. I mean, all of these porn stars do, they’ve got to keep it tight. But I think Molly lives there. She’s got her chicken and rice in her locker. They’ve even let her have her own microwave. Sleep? No sleep. Just working out. It’s the only way I can fathom that kind of caboose. It’s so bubbly, full of fat but tight as fuck. And then you think, there’s no way this could get better. Then you see her tits. They look so delicious. Like the most expensive candy in the world. The Mona Lisa painting can only wish to have this amount of aesthetic. Fuck the painters. The body of a woman this hot is true art. I’ve already got posters out the wazoo of hot babes. I’m adding her, like pronto. I like to jizz on them from time to time, so I’m ordering at least a hundred. To replace all the ones I’ve ruined with so much hum.

All Kinds of Jobs

Molly loves blowjobs, boobjobs, pussyjobs and footjobs. I wouldn’t be surprised if she invents another never-before-seen kind of job. I can’t imagine it myself. Other parts of the body aren’t exactly arousing. But hey, she’s the expert here. I’m just theorizing and I think I’m on the money. Giving all these yummy jobs is her thing. She does it in almost any video. It’s fun to watch, except for the foot one. But I think a lot of people come to her content just to see that. What can I say? Not my thing but more power to ya. At least her feet are well groomed. She could be a high heels model or something. I don’t know what other form of modeling involves feet. Ankle jewelry or something. And obviously, porn made exclusively with pictures of feet.

Some people have that fetish to extreme extents. I’ve seen women wear socks for a month to send said socks to her loving fans. What happens to those socks after, I don’t want to know. I already do but I’m choosing to stay delusional and not think about it. Happy things, rainbows, kittens, tits on a warm summer day, small lickable assholes… Good, I’m all better now. When she’s not rubbing cocks with her feet she gets properly fucked. Molly has a lot of videos filmed in nature and I love it. It’s so refreshing to watch porn stars film around grass under a sunny sky.

Likes to Have a Good Time

To drive my last point into the ground, most of Molly’s videos are filmed outside. I don’t know where she finds these locations. There’s no one around to catch you right in the middle of the act. Molly, send me the deets and I’m coming there with the speed of light. I don’t want to miss out on your fun-loving spirit. Or your ass. I feel a huge amount of FOMO right now. She doesn’t just do plain ol’ boring porn. Cock in pussy, lick cock, blah blah blah. This chick likes variety. She films with multiple co-stars. Because her porn is so sparkly and fun, it’s a treat to watch. She’s bisexual so there’s all kinds of content with other babes. She even has a double date scenario where they film in nature. Two chicks and two dudes just going at it in good weather.

This shit even has a plot. They’re hikers on a way to a picnic. They brought champagne to enjoy before fucking. Molly, of course, spills it on her white shirt. Wet t-shirt contest anyone? The only part I don’t like watching is the dick-sucking. The pate face is in full view. At least she has striking blue eyes. I can focus on that and forget about the Roman nose. Or the chin the size of a slipper. And she’s not very good at sucking cock anyways. I’m just skipping that part for my next jack-off session and having myself a good time.