EtherealLoveBug Twitter

Thanks to sites like OnlyFans, baddies from butt-fuck nowhere have been coming out to play. It’s always the ones you’d least expect — like that big-titted nerdy girl you went to high school with. You thought she was shy and quiet when you sat next to her, but when she got to college, she probably got a taste of BBC which changed the trajectory of her sex life. Hey, it happens more often than you’d think. Have you fuckers ever watched those college chicks in street interviews? They’re down for fucking anything – horny as hell and pent up between sorority responsibilities, frat parties, and passing that class they’re failing in. These are the same types of girls who think that blowing the professor will help their grades. Whether it does or not, that’s none of my business, but those thots usually turn to OnlyFans eventually.

Of course, it doesn’t stop there. They usually use sites like X (formerly Twitter) to promote their sexy photos before they even think about putting a $9.99 price tag on their pussy. Then, Twitter becomes a main promo page for their thot activities, and that shit is fucking awesome to see retweeted by your horny friends. Hell, maybe you just have a whole list of thots like E, also known as “@ethereallovebug” on Twitter that you whip your dick out at all the fucking time. Today, I decided to add her to my list of Twitter whores, and goddamn, I didn’t know I’d run into such a big-titted baddie. She’s not what I was expecting to see this morning, but you don’t see OnlyFans girls this hot every day. Sure, every chick these days seems to make a page at some point, but not all of them are truly sluts like E.

Sure, you’ve got some really hot chicks on Twitter, but a lot of the bitches are just in it for the thirst trap to lead your desperate dick into their paid OnlyFans page. But hey, I’m not against the hustle, just some of the strategies these babes are using — it can be one big goddamn tease if you’re not careful out there! When it comes to E’s profile, I get a boner the second I pull that shit up. E (@ethereallovebug) is a strawberry blonde skinny babe that caught my eye as I was scouring Twitter for the latest e-girls to blow my load to. She may be a skinny bitch, but holy shit — those knockers have to be at least an F cup. You know, I appreciate a good pair of saggy tits. Sure, the plumpy ones are great for motorboats and titjobs, but so are tits like the ones that swing on E. And don’t take that in a bad way — saggy tits just means they’ve got more hang time, which means they’re great for sucking and massaging up and down.

Her PornHub profile, which I randomly found with a little right-handed research with my hand down my pants, says she’s taken. I guess that’s the BBC she’s got in the back of her throat in her videos — what a lucky fucker. She’s got a good vibe to her; she’s friendly, a total tease without wasting your time, and she even gives her followers some free content. She may be taken, but damn, she’s flirty as fuck. I guess her man doesn’t mind her swinging her titties around on the internet, especially when she ends up sucking his cock for exclusive content. Now, you won’t see any of that on her Twitter, unfortunately. However, I did notice that she’s got a lot more than just thirst traps on her PornHub profile. Another thing I noticed is that her PornHub isn’t listed on her Twitter in the bio links — that’s the only thing about this page that stumped me while I was edging to her page.

@etherealLoveBug's Porn Videos

Regarding E’s freaky flicks, she hasn’t done anything mainstream yet, but that’s not to say she won’t in the future. Right now it seems like she’s just taking snippets of her exclusive content, uploading it to sites like X and PornHub, and then seeing who catches that shit like a freaky fish looking for something naughty to bite into. Naughty is an understatement when it comes to this love bug — I don’t know much about her personal life, but I’m sure that mouth has been around about a hundred dicks. Nah, I’m not judging her body count. In fact, I’m trying to make that 101 if her boyfriend wants to give her the hall pass so I could get a dose of her vitamin E pussy. E seems like she’d be the perfect amateur cheeks to clap on Porn Dude Casting — if she ever did want to go mainstream and start getting dicked down by the big dicks of the porn industry, I’m just an email away.

Taking a look at her PornHub profile, I’m sure you fuckers want to know what kind of videos she has available, right? Well, it’s mostly just a few videos of her and her BBC boyfriend fucking and throwing on some lights and taking an iPhone video. These days, sometimes that’s what cock jerkers like you want to see, right? Long gone are the days when we had Evil Angel-style production for every porn made, and even then, they had their fair share of low-quality movies that they distributed over the years. I guess you could say it’s always been a thing in the amateur aspect of the business, but there are still some perverts out there who dig the big productions from companies like Vixen and Tushy that you see today. Hell, it’d be great to see this babe get an agent and get dicked down by somebody like Manuel Ferrara or even a BBC like Dredd since we already know she’s such a fan of black dick.

My Only Complaint

Maybe she’s just trying to avoid people having access to free porn, while also having it on display for some jerkoff to discover her on PornHub. From a business perspective, I can respect that shit, but from a horny pervert’s perspective who just wants to cum and redecorate my entire fucking screen with her fat titties on display, it’s a bit of a boner killer. Okay, I’m still hard, but that’s not the point. The point is that it would be nice to have a link in her bio to more than just an Amazon wishlist and paid OnlyFans page. On the bright side, her OnlyFans is much cheaper than a lot of premium porn sites out there. But for $9.99 a month — I guess that’s up to you fapping fools to figure out if you like this blonde babe enough to whip out the credit card to give her your cum and hard-earned cash every month. Now, it’s not a make-it-or-break-it for me and my dick, but if you’re going to be following this F-cup freak, it’s just something to be aware of.

E’s X (Twitter) Porn Is Amazing

Overall, the experience you’ll have on E’s Twitter page is surprisingly more sexy than you’d imagine. Sure, it’s filled with teasy posts, but it’s not like she’s just trying to thirst-trap you. You’ll occasionally get a clip that’s a bit too short, but most of the time, she’s really good about showing off those flapping F-cups. Holy fucking shit — I absolutely can’t stop watching those floppy tits swinging around with her innocent smiling face. And she’s only 21? That’s fucking crazy! If you ask me, her body reminds me of a skinnier Gabbie Carter, and we all love Gabbie’s sweet rack. Anyways, on her Twitter page, you’ll find countless photos, GIFs, and short clips of those hefty hooters, and she’s always dancing around or taking her top off with a smile. She loves being a whore for you horny fuckers, and that’s not all — she even sometimes tweets out content teasers so you can get a glimpse at her newest, exclusive moments. Twitter is more than just promo to E — it’s her way of updating even her most dedicated followers.

One thing I’ll mention before I send you fuckers on your way to follow this babe is that she doesn’t have as many ass shots as other OnlyFans girls on Twitter. Yeah, that shocked me too — it seems like the bare minimum in this day and age. But hey, maybe it’s because that’s not her best asset, and she’s trying to show the world that she was either made for titty fucks or serving you wings at the local Hooters. Yeah, I’d love her serving me a few pints and some all-flats extra crispy, but I’d rather see her naked boobies as I’m scrolling through my timeline. I guess other than not having a PornHub link to see the latest teasers, it’d be nice to see her slim thick ass every once in a while. I did however get a few glances from her Reddit page, but that’s for another review some other time. Overall, I think you horny bastards will be satisfied with her Twitter. Hell, maybe some of you will become a subscriber of her OnlyFans, then you’ll really get to see an ass-load of nudes, and sex videos, plus request all that weird shit you want to see from this baddie.