Babes Of London

Have you ever seen that Guy Ritchie movie called Snatch? It was set in the British capital, and some less-than-positive pictures of the city were painted. One character, an American named Cousin Avi, enthusiastically announced his planned departure to the city by introducing it as "London! Fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin’ Poppins. London!"

But upon returning to his native America after being chewed up and spat out by the city and being asked if he had anything to declare, he said, ‘’Yeah, don’t go to fuckin’ England!’’ Yep, London is one of those cities with a love-hate relationship among many people. While I’m not going to stand here and defend it, there is one overwhelming positive about it that makes you forget about the shitty weather and even shittier food.

Don’t be dissuaded by Victorian-era stereotypes about the British because the sex scene in London is alive and well. I mean, fuck, this place had its own seedy version of New York’s Times Square in the form of Soho, where sex and sin were effectively on tap for decades. Nowadays, though, a lot of London’s sex scene has gone online.

London is a famously multicultural city that attracts people from every corner of the world, especially those from the various former colonies of the British Empire. It is a metropolis packed with every nationality under the sun, and with it comes a plethora of sexual opportunities to be explored.

But while London can be a rewarding trip for your penis, you have to do some groundwork before you go. One of the most critical errors so many sex-hungry visitors to the capital make is by opting for some crappy escort website to get their dick wet, only to be led down a slippery path to disappointment.

This is something that I hate to see, so I’ve made it one of my missions to review all of the London escort platforms out there to ensure you’re guided between the warm and welcoming thighs of the sites that matter and are equally able to avoid those that don’t. And, with that, allow me to introduce you to the topic of today’s review as we get ready to dive into Babesoflondon.com!

What is Babesoflondon.com?

So, what exactly is this site, and what does it offer? Babesoflondon.com is an established escort agency based in the British capital and aims to provide its clients with access to a database of London-based escorts and live out their wildest sexual fantasies in the so-called city of dreams.

When you do some research into Babesoflondon.com's background, as I have, you’ll quickly see that this site has been a staple of the London sex scene for over a decade. Nowadays, they brand themselves as London’s "number one escort agency." Let’s look at some of their featured escorts to find out if that brand is verified.

What are the London Escorts Like on Babesoflondon.com?

It’s safe to say that Babesoflondon.com isn’t lacking in sex workers, and the site has a thriving portfolio of London escorts available for booking. If you’re looking for trashy old-school whores on here, you’d best look elsewhere, as most of the featured girls look like they could easily be models.

Now, to give you an efficient insight into this site, allow me to take you through some of the highlights of this London escort portfolio I encountered on my journey through the platform.

● Venus, a Goddess From Eastern Europe - This utterly stunning escort hails from the former Eastern Bloc, and she looks as though she could easily land a role in a porn movie. She has the kind of body that looks as though it was hand-crafted to separate men from their cum, and she seems to have the sexual experience to ensure she never fails in her mission. While her profile lacks much background information on her, it showcases her price list as well as a range of paid extras that range from BDSM and cosplay to facesitting and foot fetish. It’s not cheap, but fuck me, does it look worth it!

● Polish Milli is the Closest You’ll Get to Mature on Babesoflondon.com - When I saw the mature search filter on Babesoflondon.com, I expected to find chicks in their fifties and sixties—no such luck. Milli is one of the oldest featured girls and hails from Poland. Regardless, she is still smoking hot and looks divine in her royal blue lingerie. Her list of extras also looks enticing, and she is down for a lot of kinky shit that ranges from strap-on sex to cum swallowing.

● Kim the Russian Sex Doll is Down for Meeting Couples - For those looking to spice up their sex life, London is the city of opportunities. Just take Russian-born Kim as a prime example. With a tiny waist, glamorous face, and the kind of tits that will make a man stop in his tracks, this chick looks like a walking sex doll and is utterly stunning. Better yet, she lists in her profile that she is down to meet open-minded couples for swinging sex. Damn, they don’t call London the swinging city for nothing!

The Design of the Site

Babesoflondon.com is a largely well-designed website overall and is very simple to navigate. The site begins with a top bar home to a main menu that contains links to their overall list of escorts with some drop-down filters to narrow down results, a list of duo escorts, a selection of cam models who are also employed by the agency, FAQs, a guide to reserving an escort, information on becoming an escort, and a link to erotic stories on the site.

Below this, Babesoflondon.com kicks things off properly with a unique header section that is home to a sleek-looking logo spelling out the site’s name with the tagline ‘’London, Europe, worldwide,’’ and two WhatsApp numbers for potential clients to reach the agency. This is underlined by an easy-to-use search engine that lets you explore the site’s escorts according to location, type, and rate.

The homepage of Babesoflondon.com welcomes you in with an easy-to-read bio that explains the site's premise. Four boxes allow you to explore all escorts, the latest girls to sign up with the agency, and the latest pictures and videos uploaded by the site’s escorts. Underneath this is a prominent portfolio of all featured escorts.

The portfolio on Babesoflondon.com's homepage displays featured escorts in rows of five. Each profile comes with a high-resolution and professionally taken display picture, tags showing if the girl has selfies and videos available to view, the escort’s name, her general location within London, and the rates for her incall and outcall services.

Towards the bottom of Babesoflondon.com are sections showcasing the latest escort videos and sex worker reviews. There’s also a solid About section that explains Babesoflondon.com's story, along with a well-produced video for those who can’t be bothered reading. You can also find FAQs further down and a list of places where Babesoflondon.com has been featured.

What I Like Most About it

Let me talk about the elephant in the room first. Babesoflondon.com is packed with a selection of women whom I’d happily fuck one by one until my penis falls out. I mean, maybe they’re just well-photographed and photoshopped, but many of the women on the site look like they could easily star in a porn movie, and there are some truly elite-tier sluts to be found on here. Sure, they’re not cheap, but the best stuff rarely is.

Some people might be put off by the studio photos used to represent each sex worker on Babesoflondon.com. But I also liked how many profiles came with a blend of selfies and unique videos from each escort. This allows you to see what the girl really looks like and if she is as hot as she looks in her professionally taken studio photos. In most cases, they most definitely did!

The site is also well-optimized overall, and finding your way around it is very straightforward. You won’t encounter difficulties finding the kind of girl you want to meet, nor is it hard to book a meeting with them because the booking process is very straightforward. However, that’s not to say it’s perfect, and I’ll explain why in the next section.

What I Don’t Like

The first downside I encountered with Babesoflondon.com was the lack of profile bios amongst the site’s escorts. Sure, you can easily find their hourly rates and extra services, but finding background information about the girl outside of her pictures and nationality was a nightmare.

Babesoflondon.com is also massively lacking when it comes to older escorts. The mature section of the site is a massive let-down, as barely any of the escorts are over thirty. London is a megacity home to millions. Surely, there are enough horny older women to fill this category and cater to those who like their sluts a little more aged?

Suggestions I Have for Babesoflondon.com

I’d suggest that the people behind Babesoflondon.com don’t neglect the power of creative writing in marketing and strive to add enticing background bios to each of their featured escorts. Sure, the photographs are often enough to make your dick tingle. Still, well-written insights into the dirty minds and sexual likes of each girl will add some beef to the experience and, hopefully, convince potential clients to make the step of booking a session with their chosen escort.

There’s a good reason why MILF porn has retained its position as a powerhouse of the adult industry for decades. There’s a sizable part of the human population who go weak in the knees for a sexy older woman, and Babesoflondon.com is missing out on ample opportunity by not expanding further into the realm of older women. I’d suggest they seek out reliable, mature escorts aged 40+ to make the mature section deliver what it promises.

Conclusion

Well, Cousin Avi might have insisted that nobody goes to London, but the selection of escorts on Babesoflondon.com has made me want to stuff a suitcase full of condoms and sex toys and book a one-way ticket to Heathrow!

Babesoflondon.com is a site that is jam-packed with a multicultural array of London escorts who, although not cheap, are downright porn-grade. However, there is some room for improvement on the site, and it could do with more well-written profile bios to reinforce the hypersexuality of their escorts as well as a better selection of older sex workers to choose from.