Shay Sights Twitter

Let's get into twitter.com/shay_sights! Now, there ain't no fancy-ass way for a dude like me to spin some proper intro for Twitter. I mean, who the hell needs an intro for that shit anyway? It's been around in the digital realm for so goddamn long that it's practically ingrained in our fucking lives. But let's shift our focus to Shay Sights. Now, maybe the name ain't ringing any goddamn bells yet, but let me tell you something – Shay's given you more hard-ons than your old Mrs. ever did, and that's a goddamn service you don't wanna fucking forget. So, let's cut the bullshit and get this show on the road!

Who the fuck is Shay

Shay Sights was born in Canada in 1973 and that shit means that she is currently in the MILF category. My favorite one! Damn, I swear, I could write a goddamn thesis on MILFs alone, and if you've ever watched these horny bitches in action, you know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. What an inspiration!

Shay is famous for being an all-around hoe doing everything - masturbation, pussy licking, fingering, dildo, anal, vaginal, creampie, bondage, BDSM and who knows what else. All I know is that I've seen more latex on twitter.com/shay_sights than I've seen in my real life, and when I say I'm into tight bitches in tight clothes, you'll know Shay really takes that shit to the next level. She really does exaggerate with that shit. Not that I'm complaining, though!

Before I dive balls deep into the XXX content I stumbled upon on twitter.com/shay_sights, let me quickly jot down the shit Shay herself spews on Twitter. According to her own words, she's an energy healer, a quantum mystic, into some 5D (whatever the fuck that means) shit, and she's even graced the halls of AVN's Hall of Fame. Talk about being versatile as fuck!

Now, that energy healing bullshit might sound faker than a female orgasm, but I'd still hit up Shay if I had a pain in my left nut. I bet she could suck that pain right outta me like that Coffey dude in The Green Mile, except instead of dust, she'd be blowing jizz all over the goddamn room. Okay, maybe the Green Mile reference was a bit fucking inappropriate, but hey, this is my goddamn playground. Take it or leave it!

Shay cares

You know me, hardcore to the core! I'm an unbeatable alpha who doesn't believe in shit except hard work. That spiritual healing crap Shay's spewing on twitter.com/shay_sights might not be my cup of fucking tea, but it does show that Shay gives a damn about herself and her followers. She goes on and on about how we're all supposedly magical beings, but I'll stop writing about that bullshit right now before another inappropriate reference pops into my twisted mind and it all comes to the point of no turning back.

Let's crunch some goddamn numbers, shall we? Why the hell not? Numbers don't lie, and I fucking love this part. So, twitter.com/shay_sights has been around for a solid nine fucking years, which adds up to 108 months of existence for this profile. Now, this is just a rough estimate to give you a glimpse of how goddamn dedicated Shay is to this whole Twitter game.

As of now, twitter.com/shay_sights boasts around 17K posts, and when you crunch the goddamn numbers, you'll realize that Shay tweets over 150 times a fucking month, on average. That's a whole lot of goddamn tweets!

Now, why the fuck does she do it? Well, Shay's been in the industry long enough to know the importance of keeping shit fresh. You horny motherfuckers are nothing but impatient porn fiends, eagerly waiting for your fix every goddamn morning, drooling and jumping in front of your devices like horny dogs, and there's nothing you love more than a slut who can serve up something fresh every damn day. Well, guess what? Shay's one of those hardworking bitches whose pussy stays wet 24/7, and that, my friends, is one of the biggest goddamn reasons to follow twitter.com/shay_sights.

You people love behind-the-scenes

You love feeling like you're one step closer to your favorite bitch and that's why you are into Twitter. You feel like it's different to watch porn on Twitter then on a smut site, and you might be right to a certain extent. First of all, Twitter has way more behind-the-scenes videos, and that shit is all about giving fans a peek behind the fucking curtain. Porn might be all about fantasy, but behind every steamy scene, there's a whole lot of sweat, laughter, and maybe even a few fuck-ups. Posting behind-the-scenes content lets fans see the real, unfiltered side of their favorite performers. It humanizes them, makes them more relatable, and adds an extra layer of excitement to the whole goddamn experience.

Then there's the anticipation factor. Fans get off on getting a sneak peek at what's coming up next. It doesn't matter if it's a new scene, a live show, or some other kinky project, behind-the-scenes content gets fans all riled up and ready to bust a nut before the main event even fucking starts. There's also that sense of intimacy and the owner of twitter.com/shay_sights knows that shit for a fact! When Shay shares behind-the-scenes moments with her fans, it feels like she is inviting them into their fucking world. It's like being let in on a dirty little secret, and fans fucking love feeling like they're part of the action.

But perhaps the biggest reason why fans go apeshit crazy for behind-the-scenes content is that it adds depth to their fucking fandom. It's about forming a connection with the performer, learning more about their personality, and feeling like they're part of a goddamn community. Also, Twitter profiles like twitter.com/shay_sights lead fans to other platforms used by pornstars for a similar purpose of interaction, and for example, Shay is rocking her thing on OnlyFans. Now, read on because there is a way to use twitter.com/shay_sights to get way more from Shay's OF than a regular dude.

A chance for you to grab discounts

Over at OnlyFans, Shay's packing over 1K posts and 100+ filthy videos. People go batshit crazy for that OF action, and it's no fucking wonder why. That platform dishes out exclusive content, custom shit, and a real chance to get down and dirty with a pornstar. Twitter might be free, but OnlyFans ain't, and that's all you need to know to understand why OF reigns supreme for communication purposes. So if you're after some real fucking interaction, consider signing up for Shay's official OnlyFans, but don't sleep on twitter.com/shay_sights either 'cause that's where you'll catch wind of any discounts or time-limited offers.

Now, Shay's no amateur when it comes to professional porn shoots. I mean, the bitch has been in the biz for decades, so you can bet your left nut she's seen and done it all. I even spotted a FakeTaxi trailer on twitter.com/shay_sights once, and sometimes, you can snag discounts or pre-sales in situations like that. See, Twitter's a godsend for pornstars when it comes to promo shit, and it's on you to figure out how to use it to your goddamn advantage.

Twitter won't cost you a goddamn dime. You can get nasty all you want, and the chances of people not knowing it's you are high. You can use Twitter anonymously and there's tons of beauty to that shit. It's also the platform where you can get sneak peeks, BTS, updates, glimpses or live shows, and stuff like that. Also, don't forget about the goddamn community - it's what makes this social media concept popular. As simple as that!

My job is done here

Shay is not like the rest of them bitches. She has one of those quirky aura of a chick who lights up candles all over the room just to ask you to put them out by spraying jizz over them across the room. You know, she is the life of a party, a horny cocksucker who cares about your balls and your soul with the same zeal. Twitter.com/shay_sights leads you straight to her, and the trip is fucking free!

Twitter.com/shay_sights brings you closer to Shay's inner circle. It's where you'll find behind-the-scenes glimpses, exclusive content, and maybe even a chance to interact directly with the goddess herself. So if you're looking for a wild, dirty, mind-blowing experience, Twitter.com/shay_sights is where it's fucking at. I'm done with this review! Adios!