Brittany Andrews Twitter

Hey, mortals, you're gonna eat this one up! You are finally gonna learn how to get one step closer to Brittany Andrews, the absolute queen of porn that has more content on her bio page than some of the xxx blogs with all their articles combined! I don't know where to fucking start this saga! To begin with, let's give a fucking salute to the queen herself, Brittany! Thank you, you magnificent cunt, for supplying enough boners to keep this horny world spinning. And let me tell you, it's a damn honor to be reviewing your dirty deeds. When the Porn Dude himself gives you a nod, it's like receiving a blowjob from the heavens, and Brittany, you deserve every filthy accolade. So, let's go!

Let's tackle the bio part first

You know, I'm not usually into writing bios. I think that in the porn world, you pretty much see everything you need in a video, and these filthy pictures say way more than a thousand words. You see a chick's tits, cunt, ass and decide whether you like her or not. Who gives a shit about her background, when she started doing porn, or if she's into knitting or baking cookies in her free time?

Still, every now and then, you come across a bio that's so goddamn impressive, you can't help but talk about it. Enter Brittany Andrews, the fucking legend of the XXX universe! She's busted her ass to land roles in all the motherfucking movies, so you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna highlight some of the juiciest bits in this review. It's only fucking fair!

Brittany Andrews, a blonde vixen of our wet dreams, was born in the USA in 1973. Today, she is a pornstar, a producer, a DJ, a dominatrix, and she calls herself Mistress MILF Mommy on her Twitter profile. Back in the day, Brittany was shaking her ass as a stripper when she crossed paths with the one and only Jenna Jamison. Praise the lord for that glorious encounter! Before you know it, the badass behind twitter.com/djbritstar was shooting her first porn flick, and the rest is goddamn history.

Just look at these titles and bear in mind that all of the shit that I'm about to mention is nothing but the tip of the iceberg. A goddamn snowflake on that tip, or better said, an atom of air on that snowflake. Check it out - Femdom ass worship, Lost in tits and ass, Fetish fanatics, Foot ladies, Harem Hooters, Swinging in the rain, We go deep...and so on, the titles of Brittany's porn movies continue to paint the picture about the chick, and that picture is a fucking masterpiece. Hang it in the Louvre!

107K tweets and counting

Let's crunch some numbers! My favorite game where I whip out my calculator and make simple yet profound discoveries. So, twitter.com/djbritstar kicked off in 2008, making it a whopping 16 years old. Damn, that shit's ancient, older than most of the porn sites I've seen, and you know what they say - the longer they stick around, the better they get. Twitter's no exception. I mean, twitter.com/djbritstar still packs enough heat to catch the eye of someone like me, and that's like the holy grail in the porn universe.

So, let's break it down. With 192 months under its belt, twitter.com/djbritstar has churned out around 107K tweets. That's over 550 tweets a month on average! The bitch ain't sleeping on the job! She's tweeting as much as she's getting down and dirty, and if that ain't reason enough to hit that follow button, then you don't know jack about how Twitter works!

When you follow someone on Twitter or any other social media, you want 'em to be active. You want your feed spiced up with fresh content, and twitter.com/djbritstar delivers big time. Day in and day out, for years on end, Brittany Andrews is dropping new tweets like it's nobody's business. That just goes to show she's not just hot, she's got brains too. No matter the digital landscape, all us horny fuckers crave that fresh stuff, and Brittany knows it damn well. Bravo!

She is the boss

Another very important thing I want you to know - Brittany is the one pulling the strings. No managers are running her shit instead of her, and nobody tweets but her. She has been in the game long enough to know how the world works and she has put all the smarts and energy into turning her job into a damn empire. Brittany has an official website, and the link leading to it is right there, on twitter.com/djbritstar, where everyone can see it. There's a reason why I'm writing about the blonde's official site while reviewing her Twitter profile, so shut the fuck up and listen.

Instead of swimming in the smutty waters with mediocre sluts, Brittany is running a proper site where she claims to run the boat by herself 100%, while offering chatting, exclusive content, live shows, custom content and premium videos to the site's members. Now, don't get your hopes up, cheapskates! All content on brittanyandrews.com is premium, meaning you'll need to shell out some cash for it. On the other hand, Twitter could help you out with that shit.

You see, pornstars use their Twitter pages to promote their exclusive content and twitter.com/djbritstar is no exception to the rule. In plain speak, whenever a fresh video drops on her official site, she'll give you a heads up on twitter.com/djbritstar. Sometimes, if you're quick on the draw, you might snag some discounts, catch a pre-sale, or even get a sneak peek at behind-the-scenes, maybe photos from the fuck session or a juicy interview. You know, the kind of stuff that adds extra oomph to the whole xxx experience. So, if you're thinking about splashing out on Brittany's porn from her official hub, you might wanna throw twitter.com/djbritstar into the mix. It could save you a few bucks.

This Twitter profile is lit as it is

Hey, maybe you ain't ready to splash out some serious cash to get a taste of Brittany's action, and that's cool. I fucking get it, but let me fucking tell you that twitter.com/djbritstar is a goddamn hotbed all on its own. It's stuffed to the goddamn brim with tweets that'll set your loins on fire, and when I say this chick ain't tweeting about cats, politicians, or global warming, I ain't bullshitting you. It's all about the good shit - porn! There are fucking pictures coming out the wazoo, explicit and fiery as fuck, along with short videos and trailers guaranteed to give your cock a couple of quick pops.

Twitter is completely fucking free. Think of it as one massive-ass trailer. Following any pornstar on this platform gives you a real peek into their world - their work, their body, their vibe, how they roll, how they fucking think, whether they give a rat's ass about their fans, and more - all for fucking free. Twitter is a free platform, and it lets you stay totally under the radar if that's your jam. So you can enjoy this wicked, informative ride for free, all while staying hidden under the cloak of anonymity.

Join the wicked ranks of Britanny's followers

With over 220K followers already drooling over her shit, Brittany ain't exactly begging for your attention. She doesn't give a shit about one more follower, or one less for that matter, but the person who really wants you to take twitter.com/djbritstar into consideration is me. I don't gain anything from it, but it would be a shame for you to miss out on the chance to follow the world's biggest pornstars on Twitter.

I mean, what's the point of Twitter anyway? Trolling about transgender or convincing people that cheating in a relationship is fine as long as the honeymoon is expensive. You wouldn't believe just how many fuckeries I have stumbled upon since my start on Twitter, and that's why I'm telling you - use the platform to follow pornstars!

Once you follow my advice, you'll be treated to a never-ending stream of explicit pics, steamy videos, and trailers that'll have your cocks throbbing harder than a goddamn jackhammer. Plus, you'll get the inside scoop on Brittany's world. Let's not forget the chance to snatch up some sweet discounts, score pre-sales, and maybe even get your hands on some behind-the-scenes shit. All for free, motherfucker! In conclusion, following twitter.com/djbritstar is a damn smart thing to do. Now go on and do as I say!