Rachel Steele Twitter

When I see shit like twitter.com/redmilfrachel in my DMs, I don't always know who's the hoe in question. Who the fuck is red milf Rachel? Then, I take a deep breath, roll up my sleves and do my research. The moment I spot a chick's name in Boobpedia, I know I'll be writing a review. I don't give a flying fuck if it's her damn Twitter feed, her goddamn cookbook, or a fucking shopping list from 7/11, I'm jumping on that shit like a horny motherfucker! Thank the tits, ladies and gentlemen, for having the privilege to read a review on Rachel Steele's Twitter profile twitter.com/redmilfrachel! Let's go!

A pornstar, a fetish model, a MILF, a dominatrix and whatnot

So, the brains behind twitter.com/redmilfrachel, the infamous Rachel Steele, likes to label herself as the ultimate taboo MILF. Now, I didn't plan on diving into this shit, but when a bitch is as ballsy as Rachel, I gotta see what the fuss is about. What's got this hoe so hyped, huh? Well, I've caught her in a fuckton of threesomes, dominating both bitches and dudes, and that's all fine and dandy, but my gaze keeps gravitating towards those goddamn tits. Maybe I'm just a tit-obsessed motherfucker, who knows? Anyway, the only way to really get to the bottom of this shit is to dig deeper into twitter.com/redmilfrachel, even though I'd much rather dive into something way more hardcore. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, right?

So, I had to double-fucking-check this shit - Rachel Steele was born in 1962, which means she's what, 62 years old! That shit's cray! Rachel's slowly morphing into a GILF, and you know what? I ain't even mad. Bitch looks like she's at least twenty years younger, and I'd still tap that ass any damn time, day or night. Bravo, Rachel, keep doing your thing! Ever heard that jizz is supposed to be good for the skin? That must be her secret, although personally, I'd rather look like Hans Moleman than take a single facial. Just throwing that out there.

Back to the bio. Rachel Steele hails from the good ol' USA, rocking a pair of green eyes and tits that could smother a motherfucker. Bondage? That's her goddamn playground. I'd put money on the fact that she's snagged a few awards over the years for her stellar performances on-screen. I'd bet my left nut on it. Now, you can verify that shit online yourself, but what you can't do is look at a Twitter page and come to mind-breaking conclusions based on nothing but tweets. That's my specialty, motherfuckers, looking deep into the abyss only to come up with staggering discoveries, and that's why I'm the Porn Dude, and you are a lonely wanker spraying mama's basement walls with stale spunk. Just saying.

Rachel Steele is on Twitter since 2010

Alright, you know what? If I was just your run-of-the-mill mortal, ignorant pricks would be all over my ass for what I'm about to say, but lucky for me, my fans and Rachel herself know I'm all about keeping it real, and I couldn't give a flying fuck about ageism and all that bullshit.

Now, Rachel and I ain't exactly besties - I'm not into getting pegged on my TPD casting couch, if you catch my drift - but that's a whole other story. What I'm getting at is this: Rachel Steele was 52 when she started going batshit crazy on Twitter, and let me tell you, my granny was still figuring out how to cook perfect noodles at that age. She didn't even know how to change the goddamn channel without me stepping in, and thank the sweet baby Jesus, she sure as hell wasn't doing porn. That would've been a whole different level of awkward.

Now, onto the real deal. Rachel Steele knows how to dominate in more ways than one, and she sure as hell knows how to promote her shit. Sure, she's got an official website, but that's for the pussies. Real alphas want to venture into uncharted territory, and that's where twitter.com/redmilfrachel comes into play. Get this, since 2010, Rachel's pumped out over 66K tweets. I swear, it's probably her tits keeping those reading glasses in place. Rachel's dropping over 400 tweets a month. Wrap your head around that shit, my dear motherfuckers! I'll never stop admiring this hoe's dedication, so, consider this review my way of saying, "Thanks you for knowing to work Twitter at your ag” - uh, never mind. Moving on!

This shit was so off-topic

Holly shit, I will get fired for all the off-topic bullshit...ah, wait, I'm the boss. Really now, let me focus on twitter.com/redmilfrachel. After all, you want to follow a pornstar on Twitter, because let's face it, that is a damn good decision for a whole bunch of reasons.

First off, it's like adding a spicy kick to your feed, which is crucial on a platform as toxic as Twitter. Trust me, you gotta approach that shit with a carefree attitude or those goddamn hyenas will tear you apart. But Rachel? She ain't judging. She's here to show you that whether you've got a pussy or a dick, domination is fair game, and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that, and with over 84K followers on twitter.com/redmilfrachel, it's pretty clear that people are all about that taboo smut, despite all the eye-rolling. So hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it, right?

Yo, if you ain't following twitter.com/redmilfrachel, you'd be missing out big time! Just a few days back, she dropped a brand spankin' new porno, and you know what that means – pornstars like to treat their followers with discounts or pre-sale deals, and lemme tell ya, this latest flick is off the goddamn charts! Picture this: Rachel's dishing out 54 consecutive orgasms to her hubby's mistress, keeping that bitch tied up the whole damn time. Now that's some next-level fetish shit right there! Rachel Steele's got that kinky stuff in spades, and if you're into that and wanna score yourself a discount or some exclusive content, you better hit that follow button on Twitter. It ain't rocket science!

Same goes for Rachel's OnlyFans. Just a couple days back, she threw out a tweet about offering a juicy 50% discount to a handful of lucky bastards who are quick on the draw, and let me tell you, that shit's worth getting hyped about. Now, I get it, social media pages like Twitter are all about the interactions, the chatting, the communication, but let's be real here – twitter.com/redmilfrachel ain't exactly the place for that.

Truth is, Rachel Steele ain't got the time to be chitchatting with her Twitter followers, at least not too often. But things take a different turn over on OnlyFans. That platform was practically made for connecting pornstars with their fans in all sorts of ways, and it's the spot where you can score yourself some custom content too. Just so you know, Rachel Steele sometimes drops private photos over there, mostly of those big ol' tits of hers. Now if you're a true fan, you're gonna eat that shit up. It's all about that personal touch, and you know it!

Who knew that Twitter was so lit

Rachel Steele really is a trailblazer. She is probably one of the first pornstars to do taboo porn, and over the years, she has perfected the game. Her porn is all over the web, and each and every one of these vids have a kinky twist to them. If that shit sounds hot, you might as well follow Rachel on Twitter. This account ain't a porn site, but still, the content is uncensored, and there is a constant stream of videos and pics that is sure to spice up your feed. She often tosses out some sweet discounts for her loyal motherfuckers, too, and let's not forget about her OnlyFans – that's where the real fucking magic happens.

So, if you're into turning your Twitter feed into a tit bonanza, twitter.com/redmilfrachel is the right way to do it. This joint is packed with NSFW content giving you that extra dose of Rachel Steele's cunt, so hitting that follow button is a no-brainer. Also, know that you can use Twitter anonymously and that the platform is entirely free. Nobody will know about your dirty habits, and you won't lose any cash along this slippery way. So quit fucking around and follow twitter.com/redmilfrachel!