Laura Prepon Nude

I know, it’s a strange choice, but I like her. First things first, she was indeed an adult when she started off in That 70s Show, but I’m not here to perv on her earliest performance. She’s an adult fucking woman and we’re here to praise. She’s been amazing since day one and she has fewer performances out there than I’d like, but there’s more than enough to enjoy. I ain’t complaining. That 70s Show was the start and it wasn’t anything special, in terms of acting performances. A bunch of kids smoking weed. That’s it. Laura Prepon has come a long way since.

There have been a few roles in-between but her most important role today, as far as I’m aware, is her work on Orange is the New Black. Right off the bat, we’ve got huge differences from what we’re used to seeing her doing. She’s not gussied up, she’s not comfortable, and she’s barely wearing any makeup. She looks like shit. Or, about as close to shit as she can. She’s gorgeous and praiseworthy. I love her performances, I love her face, and her body, well, we’ll get into that. I loved Laura Prepon in Orange is the New Black, from her first appearance, because she came in with this hardcore real-life angst. Combining that with her overall hotness and general acting talent was a great idea. Some casting director out there did a fantastic job.

A Powerful Ginger Queen

Some women exude hotness, some women give off girl-balls vibes. Laura Prepon is the ultimate combination of the two. She’s hot, yes, and slim and generally very fuckable. She can be submissive if she needs to. But, when she’s just standing around, looking at a fellow actress on screen, or better yet, staring into the camera, she commands the room. Even when she’s being beaten down, melancholic, or otherwise bothered by her environment, she’s a fucking queen. This is the kind of woman that could order your cock to ejaculate. You’d blow your load before you even realize what the fuck just happened to you.

I call her a ginger queen and I refuse to stop, even though a good 90% of all the images and videos of her that exist have her in black hair. I mean black, proper black. Like the night. It’s dye. It’s reverse fake redhead syndrome. She’s an actual ginger with actual red hair, but she loves the dommy black hair look. Combining that with her gorgeous and terrifying bright eyes, she’s a fucking bullet of a woman. I’m aroused, yes, but I’m also scared and humbled by her presence. I want to buy this woman a drink and pray she doesn’t eat me alive.

The Hotness is Off the Charts

Ask any man who’s actually had a woman in his bed and he’ll tell you, mainstream hotness is overrated and fake. Oh sure, we all want the bouncy perky 18-year-old breasts with the shaven pussy, until we actually get it and realize we’re way out of our depth. Young pornstars are perfect to dream about, they’re an ideal. But, chicks like Laura Prepon, clocking in at 43 years old, with a bit of sag in the breast and a lot of power in her gaze, these are the chicks that really get us going. Don’t believe me? Test yourself. Go out there and find yourself a lady, not a girl, a proper woman. A real specimen of power and maturity. Find a woman that really wants your cock. Offer yourself up. Get eaten, get plowed, get worshipped like never before.

Back to our girl Laura – perfect tits. Well, perfect for her age, which is exactly what I enjoy suckling on. A bit of sag? Sure. A bit. Nothing to complain about. Teardrops, big ones. D-cups? Maybe. They’re large. You can see them in screenshots from Orange is the New Black, in the shower, in lesbian make out scenes. What more could you ask for? I also found some shots from a movie in which she’s blond and she’s sunbathing nude. Great for a gander at the tits, but I prefer the lesbian shower shit, for fapping at least. The body is off the charts and if I ever do get married, I want my aging missus to look this good naked.

Natural Beauty Needs Praise

I spend most of my days drooling over perfect bodies and fake faces, layered in Instagram filters and cum. I like the cum, on their faces I mean, I am not much of a fan of the filters. It’s refreshing to get to talk about a real woman for once. Wait, I’m fucking up. I remember, they taught me this in Feminism 101. Don’t put one woman down in order to prop another one up. It’s destructive. Ok, let me try again. Young hot babes on Instagram are great, Laura Prepon is great too. No competition. Just love. So, let’s love her together.

What’s the bottom line here? Well, I’ve fapped to Laura Prepon and I’ll do it again. I also love watching her, without my hands in my pants, when she’s doing a great job on screen. Honestly, I’d love to watch a show with her as the main character. Something medium somber, with sexy moments and some intrigue. She’d make a great sexy detective. She has that half-serious half-fuckable vibe down. She’s a fucking bastion of mature and powerful attraction. Seriously, look this woman in the eyes. Can you imagine seeing that while you’re having sex? Can you imagine looking into those heart piercing eyes while you’re cumming? Yeah, that’s the stuff of dreams, my man. I’ve been there a couple of times. Real sex goddesses hit harder than you expect, every time.

The Future?

She’s working hard, but as far as I can tell, she’s not out there begging for roles. I guess those residual checks are doing a lot of work. I don’t judge. She’s given us more than enough quality work to praise for a very long time. Check her out on the 70s show reboot, by the way. She’s a guest star, since the show’s about the kids, not the parents, this time around. But, she’s still the same old Donna we came to know and love, except she’s wiser and her voice makes me that much more aroused. She has a certain powerful low-down raspiness. She’d make for a very good BDSM queen. A mommy. A mistress of the night. I’m getting carried away. She brought back the bright red hair, all right?

She’s awesome and the reboot is great. I’m not too much of a fan of the new cast, but hey, shit has to move forward, I get it. We can’t have another 70s show with the same actors. It doesn’t work like that. I understand. I’ll watch reruns. In the meantime, I’m loving all the shit Laura Prepon has done for television and my favorite by far has to be her work on Orange is the New Black, simply because she got to do some serious acting with character development and a lot of on-screen pain and passion. That entire show is fucking painful to watch, but most people I know that watch it, binge it. It’s classified as a dark comedy. I wouldn’t have guessed. To me, it’s just depressing, but I can’t get enough. Either way, it’s a show that pretty much exclusively features hot babes, so, it’s impossible to hate it.

An Inspiring Legend of a Woman

Sure, she could use a few more roles under her belt, and I’m sure she’s already working on that, but in the meantime, I give Laura Prepon kudos and a huge boner tribute, both in gratitude and general attraction. I like her, I’d do her, and I’d do your mom to her. She’s a hot as fuck actress with a ton of talent. I mean for fuck’s sakes; her two most famous roles are polar opposites. A teen in a comedy and a dangerous lesbian in a women’s prison. That’s variety right there. I hope she’s that flexible in bed.

Bottom line, I’m not going to get to fuck this babe. Sometimes in life it’s important to acknowledge the difference between dreams and aspirations. I’d take her out for a coffee then hope she takes me in for a nightcap. Between her early vixen days and her current mommy vibes, Laura Prepon is a staple of quality womanhood and I’m grateful I get to stare at her whenever I want thanks to the infinite powers of the internet.

P.S. her last name literally means “loins” as in “vagina” in several languages in Eastern Europe. Not sure what you’re supposed to do with that information.