Aisha Tyler Nude

Why the 50-year-old babes? Why the hell not. I don’t need an excuse to review a sex idol like Aisha Tyler. Granted, I mostly review actual pornstars and babes who love showing off their assholes on camera for no good reason. Aisha Tyler is a far cry from those kinds of sluts – no insult intended. This fantastical dommy mommy is mostly known for her acting, voiceover and host work. She’s done a lot for entertainment. If you only look at her day jobs, she’s not much of a fap furnace, on the surface. I mean, she hosts a comedy show and she’s done a lot of regular acting gigs. Hardly a sex goddess, right? Wrong. You have to read between the lines. I’m not reviewing Aisha Tyler because she is a sex symbol, I am reviewing her because I want to marry her someday. There’s something to all this. I have ulterior motives.

Aisha Tyler first caught my eye on the TV show Friends, where she played a boring-ass scientist person who cared about dinosaurs and didn’t own a TV set because TV was apparently boring for her. She read books. She was, without a doubt, one of the least interesting human characters on television. But this was offset by the fact that she was an absolutely jaw-dropping babe. She was amazing. It was written into the show – all the characters found her unbelievably attractive and for good reason. She has the natural attributes of a supermodel. There’s no way around it. The woman is gorgeous beyond belief. But she must have done something with all that beauty in order to end up on my list. Well, she has. She’s a bro. Seriously, Aisha Tyler is a fucking bro. She’s the kind of chick you hang out with because you want to, not because you have to. She’s so painfully interesting and funny that it’s difficult to imagine her naked at times.

She’s On TV A Lot

There once was an improv comedy show called Whose Line is it Anyway. It was spearheaded by host Drew Carey. This was back in ’98. I liked the show, but I never binged it or whatever because it mostly featured dudes and a lot of improv features pretending to be gay with one another, which, while hilarious, wasn’t doing much for my boneritis. In 2007, the show went for a break. It was revived in 2013 and instead of Mr. Carey, they brought on Aisha Tyler to host the show, seemingly out of the blue. She’s been at it ever since.

By the time you read this review, Aisha should have more episodes of Whose Line than the original host. But, why am I bothering you with all of this? Well, because she’s fun to watch, damn it. And she’s hot. And, she’s fucking hilarious. She’s just an all-around great person. I don’t just call anyone a bro, ok? I don’t throw that word around. This chick has been killing it at just about everything she’s ever done since the day I first saw her on TV. If you’d have told me back then that this random actress off of a generic sitcom would end up breaking this many records, I wouldn’t have believed you. I mean, sure, she was hot back then too, but I didn’t know she was this smart.

Winning Personality

Look at me, Mr. Sensitive Dude, talking about a girl’s smarts and what not. Look, I can’t avoid it. She’s a fucking genius. I’ve actually watched YouTube videos of her playing board games with random people, just because I want to hear her speak more, uninterrupted. The idea of listening to a woman speak, unfiltered, for longer periods of time is basically my worst nightmare. So, if I’m going out of my way to bring upon such suffering, you know there’s a damn good reason for it. When Aisha Tyler speaks, my funny bone responds, my heart flutters and my southern-most bone grows three times in size. I want to give her this bone, in holy matrimony, if possible. She’s still single, so who knows? It could happen.

She hasn’t done a lot of nude work. Hell, she’s done next to no nude work and this is unfortunate for all of us fap goblins, but hey, at the very least she’s not shy about her body. She has a lot of half-naked modelling out there, including one issue of her wearing lingerie and a dog collar for Maxim. I never really understood the whole dog collar trend on babes, as if they’re communicating that they’re property. I mean, I get the sexual idea. Submission and all. But, to appear in a spread as a sex puppy? Sounds a bit anti-feminist to me. I’m crying a tear for all the sad feminists out there while I jerk my cock to Aisha Tyler’s hot tits, imagining her as my sex puppy. Progressivism is hard. I think the general rule is that if you acknowledge your bias, you can then yank your rod to whatever the fuck you want. I jack off to photos of my friends’ wives all the time, but it’s ok, because I tell them about it, at length. They’re equal parts honored and humbled.

She’s Single!

Back to Ms. Tyler. She was married once, a while back, to this giant ass pasty ass white dude who was way taller than her. I imagine the sex must have been dank. They divorced, though. So, she’s very much on the market. Hop to it, boys. Let’s try to get Aisha Tyler laid as much as possible before she gets too old to be considered a hot vixen.

Speaking of, she’s way past 50 at this point and she still looks…30. I’d go all hyperbolic and say she doesn’t look a day over 21, like I do when I flirt, but she does. Let’s be real. Aisha Tyler doesn’t give off babe vibes, she gives off womanly vibes. She’s a proper modern beauty queen with no shame and a ton of charm. She’s out here with her winning smile taking over the hearts and cocks of men across the world. She’s also no stranger to dressing really inappropriately in public sometimes, for red carpet events and the like. I’m seeing quite a few hot photos of her circulating out there. You can see a lot of breast.

A Geek Goddess

I found some random dude’s personal fan blog about Aisha where her refers to her as a Geek Goddess and I’ll borrow the term – she really is a nerd’s dream come true. She loves board games, video games, terrible old tv shows and all kinds of pop culture references that might be out of left field for even my average reader. Combine that with the fact that she’s a gorgeous and at this point pretty mature woman, and you’ve got yourself the perfect recipe for a lot of broken hearts. Look at it this way. Even if Aisha Tyler is the perfect woman, her existence proves that women like this can in fact be real. You might not ever be able to date her specifically, but you could find someone else just like her. My advice, spend some time in board game stores – the kind that have tables and chairs where you can play on the spot.

Don’t linger too hard, that you become more of an incel. Instead, swing by during high traffic events and try talking to the girls that are clearly single. There won’t be too many of them. Most of the time, babes go to board game cafes with their boyfriends. But those same babes sometimes bring their single girlfriends. That’s your target. Acquire the target, strike up a conversation, don’t shit your pants. By this time next week, you might have yourself your very own Aisha Tyler inspired gorgeous cutie with a talent for video games and nerd shit. In the meantime, you’ll have to make do with some vicarious experiences and some second-hand pleasures, by enjoying Aisha Tyler on screen. She hasn’t done nearly as much sexual stuff as we’d like her to, but I personally find her interesting in just about every role I’ve seen her in, except for, oddly enough her role on Friends. It’s dry.

Honorable mention! Important honorable mention! She’s Lana on Archer. You know, the tall, gorgeous and bombastically curvy spy babe who plays counterpart to the main character. Yeah, she voices her. Plus, you can tell they took a lot of inspiration from her looks and body when they crafted Lana. Though, Lana does seem to have significantly larger cans, we’re still very much dealing with the same type of irresistible sex appeal. All praise Aisha Tyler for generally existing in the same universe as us.