UndressNinja

Are you an Undress Ninja? In a different context, that might sound like I’m asking if you’re good at taking off your clothes really fast, but you’re reading this on ThePornDude. Yes, I am talking about rapidly undressing a beautiful woman, but not in the way you might be expecting. On this next website, you don’t even have to be in the same room as the babe you’re hoping to see naked. Around here, even the neckbeards who never leave mom’s basement can see the women of their dreams in the buff.

“But how is that even possible?” you may be asking yourself. Then again, maybe you’ve been enjoying the rapid rise of Artificial Intelligence within the internet porn scene, in which case you already know what’s up. UndressNinja.com is a nudifying app that can instantly strip the clothing from SFW photos you may have lying around. I never pass up the opportunity to see a naked woman, so I couldn’t wait to take the service for a little test drive.

Making Perverts into Ninjas

UndressNinja has a nice, cutesy logo that frankly could have been used to hawk something SFW if they hadn’t decided to undress women. The overall layout of the website is similarly polished, with a tour page I’d describe as clean as a whistle were it not for all the naked boobies and butts. The sleek icons and rounded edges on the corners feel professional as hell, a stark contrast to the earliest AI porn sites to start popping up earlier this year. If there are any competitors reading this, take note: the standards have risen, and ugly websites ain’t going to cut it anymore.

The sample imagery out front is certainly enticing, with before-and-after shots of babes with and without their clothes. I’ve seen similar sites that demonstrate their capabilities with celebrities, but it looks like Undress Ninja uses AI-generated chicks as their samples. They’ve got that photoshop-like perfection I recognize from the niche, though without that creepy “uncanny valley” effect we used to see from synthetic humans. Anybody remember Polar Express?

UndressNinja.com does offer a free trial to witness the magic firsthand, though there are some obvious limitations. They sell premium memberships through Patreon, with a few different tiers. Unlike a lot of the other AI porn sites, the memberships ain’t strictly credit-based; higher-paying members do get more credits to spend, but they also unlock more features at every tier.

Free users at Undress Ninja get the White Belt, though you can unlock the Yellow Belt for five bucks, which will let you cut in line for faster nudification. At ten bones a month, the Green Belt adds body type options, or you can unlock everything with the twenty-dollar Black Belt. If I have any complaint about the setup, it’s that images are watermarked unless you spring for the Black Belt. Most platforms drop the watermarks as soon as you go premium.

Seeing All My Best Friends Naked

I shouldn’t have to say this, but please be responsible with this app so we don’t get our futuristic new toys taken away. Don’t undress anybody you shouldn’t! I just saw a handwringing article about the recent rise of nudifying apps, and the comment thread was full of the expected worries. For my experiments, I’m going to be using clothed photos from nude photo shoots I did for PornDudeCasting. (If you want to see the real thing, head over to my other website!)

My first attempt was met with an error message reading, “Image size must be less than 4096x4096.” Hopefully they increase the limits at some point because I don’t feel it’s an overly large photo. After some resampling, I reuploaded the shot. The lovely Suki Sin appeared on the left side of the Undress Ninja interface, wearing nothing but an orange pair of lace panties and an official Porn Dude t-shirt—available now in the PornDudeShop!

Some nudifying apps automatically detect the clothing, but Undress Ninja makes you cover it up with a paintbrush. I haven’t really noticed a huge difference in quality between the two styles, and I expect the need to paint clothing will go away as AI continues to get smarter. That said, the painting process is fairly simple, taking just a minute or so. The ball-and-chain style paintbrush was a novelty for me, but didn’t seem any more or less efficient than the usual types.

UndressNinja.com has more options than the other apps, with a nice set of sliders on the right side of the interface. For my first experiment, I’m leaving everything at the defaults, but you can tweak T&A size, pussy hair and body type, or even give her a whole new outfit. Keep in mind, each tier of membership at Undress Ninja unlocks further options, so free users ain’t going have access to all those sliders.

I clicked the Generate button and started a stopwatch. A meditating ninja appeared on the screen while the gears turned. About twenty seconds and 1 credit later, I had my nudie pic of Suki. The results came out fast and remarkably realistic. There’s a tiny bit of t-shirt fabric left on her shoulder where I didn’t paint it over well enough, but everything else looks perfectly legit. Had I spent another 10 seconds or so getting the original ready, I think it would have been flawless.

What Else Can This Machine Do?

While the better AI porno image generators automatically save everything a premium user creates, nudifying apps typically don’t. After creating your UndressNinja nudes, make sure to click the download button. I do like how you can generate multiple pics with the same starter image, the clothes still painted until you upload something else.

Next, I tried an image that I thought would be a little more difficult for UndressNinja.com’s brainy robots to work with. It’s another PornDudeCasting shot, only this time it’s Ophelia Kaan. Ophelia’s already naked in the shot, but she’s holding a couple official PornDude pillows over that stunning body. In case you were wondering, yes, those are also available in the PornDudeShop.

After spending a couple minutes painting over those pillows, I bumped the Quality slider up to HD and hit the Generate button. Results took slightly longer, about 25 seconds this time, but I’ve now got a higher quality nude than the last one. Ophelia looks stunning, and while those ain’t the exact tits I remember from our talk and cock session, I certainly ain’t complaining.

I downloaded the pic and then reused the original for another generation. This time, I gave her sexy lingerie instead of making her fully nude. You can’t adjust tits or ass size if you’re changing outfits, which is a mild bummer, but hopefully they’ll add the option later.

UndressNinja put Ophelia in a white lacey thing that reminds me almost of a wedding dress, bringing honeymoon fantasies to my mind. The app will also let you put babes in a wedding dress if that’s your thing. Alternately, you can try a police uniform, red dress, casual outfit and a handful of other garments. Since the platform is so new, I expect those options to expand with time.

For my final experiment, I ran Ophelia’s photo through the wringer once again. This time, I gave her silicone tits, a big ass, and a hairy pussy since bald seemed to be the default. I bumped the quality to UHD, hit Generate, and waited about 45 seconds. Sure enough, UndressNinja gave her a realistic set of unrealistic pornstar tits and an even juicier butt than the real thing. Yum!

UndressNinja.com is one of the better nudifying apps I’ve played with, largely due to their sleek interface and high-quality output. The whole thing looks beautiful and it’s super easy to use, giving normal-ass perverts the kind of superpowers that used to be reserved for the most powerful of Photoshop wizards. Their range of customization options already goes beyond what most apps are capable of, which makes me excited for what’s to come as they continue to develop the app. If nothing else, take advantage of that free trial and keep your eye on this one.