TabooHeat

Taboo Heat porn! The number of fetishes out there is inconceivable. If the internet has taught us anything in the past thirty years, it’s that if you can imagine it, for better or worse, someone is playing pocket pool to it. Perhaps fetishes were still countable before the internet, but we left those days far behind us. We now stand at the precipice of an eternal abyss of absurd ways to bone each other. It’s both an exquisite and alarming situation.

Giving You What You Want

That's why sites like Taboo Heat exist. They cater to a wide range of fetishes that will have you discovering new things about yourself. You don't find out that you like fucking Ukrainian nurses dressed like Lara Croft until you try.

Not only that, but the site is exceptionally well-designed and loaded with thousands of videos that will have your cock spitting jizz before you get the chance to start stroking.

Just because the dark abyss is eternal doesn’t mean the cream won't rise to the top. Many of the most watched fetishes are also the most enjoyable. They have been vetted by millions of eyes, and humans keep coming back for more. Not everyone wants to get shit on by a pair of Lithuanian midgets. Not everyone wants to stick their cock in a Chinese finger trap. Not everyone's dream is to let a cockroach crawl up their dick hole. Some people just want to dress up as a cartoon and have an orgy.

Costume Cock

As shocking as it may be to the other ninety percent of humans, around ten percent of people have imagined dressing up as a stuffed animal and ramming their cock down a bitch's throat. It sounds bizarre, but it clearly plucks at something profound in the soul of humans. Given our sentience, humans have involved a lot of nonessential emotion and bullshit in intercourse.

Animals have none of those reservations. They fuck cause fucking feels good and results in the continuation of their species. There are no moral dilemmas. I think that's the energy that attracts people to Furrydom.

Speaking of lacking reservation, Taboo Heat doesn't have a drop of the stuff. If enough people want to see it, Taboo Heat will show it. They are a river to their people. They do the Lord's work. Taboo Heat is but a service to their fellow man.

Beating Bitches While Beating Off

BDSM is a beloved fetish all around the world. It seems we all share the urge to tie a cunt up, flog her, and fuck her. Don't let gods and governments build walls between us. We are all people, and we all share the desire to give a slut a few welts before blowing her back out. That's what matters.

My readers love BDSM more than most folks because it symbolizes a power they don't have in real life. The power to get a slut to hold still and take some penis. Men like myself don't even have to ask for sex. It was given to me. Bitches fall down prostrate on the street in front of me, legs spread, begging me to insert my man hammer into her coochie slide.

However, you gents have to tie a bitch down to get her to be accepting. It fucking sucks, but we all have our lot in life. We all have a cross to bear. You have to play the cards you're dealt. Mine just so happens to be access to too much vagina, and yours is having access to far too little. I bet you'd rather deal with my problem any day of the week.

Taboo heat embraces the role of BDSM in our sex lives. You'll see spanking, whips, ropes, chains, and other implements of pleasure and pain. Best of all, much of the BDSM content on Taboo Heat includes other fetishes in the mix. I prefer my porno to be a fetish smorgasbord.

There is a particular fetish you'll see the most of on Taboo Heat. It isn't my favorite thing in the world, but you guys love it so fucking much it would be stupid for Taboo Heat to not focus on it.

Keep it in the Family

I remember the time like it was yesterday. The grasses were verdant, the flowers colorful, and the trees rich with fruit. The sun shone in between the clouds in golden rays. Everyone could feel the joy in the air. It was electric.

Little did I know that soon life would be flipped on its head. That demons would appear and lead man away from the light. These demons were known as your Mom and your Sister.

“What are you talking about, Mister Porndude? I love my Mom and sister. Seeing them should only make my day better.” No sir. In fact, it is your love for family that troubles me so much. It has destroyed my piece of mind. What I had mistaken for plutonic familial love had been you want to fuck your Mom and sister. I hate it.

However, I can't hate on Taboo Heat for diving in head first. You have to give the people what they want to see, and mom fucking is what people desire. The place is brimming with enough incest content to keep you from watching your sister shower through a painting with the eyes cut out.

How ignorant of me to think you guys didn't want to fuck your family. You're willing to fuck anybody. I’m the fucking Porndude. I should know better than most that all things trickle down to sex in the end.

Clearly, Taboo Heat could sense the change in the wind. They hopped on the incest train the moment it gave a sign of leaving the station. And it was a good thing. They would have as many members as they do without incest.

Oh, sure, the incest craze started slow. Videos would weasel their way out of true extremity using words like “step” and “removed.” But I have no step-siblings, so I thought to myself, “Well, as a young man, had a sexy young lady moved into my house, I may have tried to bone her at first. Eventually, though, once you have lived together for a while and you’ve smelled each other’s shit and dirty feet, you cease to become strangers and become siblings.”

Unfortunately, It didn’t take long for "step" to stop being used and replaced by full-blown incest. Whatever courtesy there may have been regarding incest has been lost long ago.

Good News, Ma

I already called my Mom to give her the good news. “Hey Ma, guess what? When I visit home for the New Year, I’m going to fuck you like Dad used to do in the seventies. I was thinking I could have the head of my wang hover over your cooter until, at the stroke of midnight, I penetrate you like a prairie dog."

"Dad always passes out early anyways. When did you last feel a rock-hard rod inside your cobweb-covered cooter? Dad barely works up a quarter chub these days."

Just kidding. Of course, that didn’t fucking happen, and I’m not a convert. But, I suppose I have been numbed to the point that I can objectively review these sites while only silently judging you.

Grab Your Wallet Before You Grab Your Balls

You don't get the kind of porn Taboo Heat fucks with without making an investment in the place. They need dough to keep shooting the highest quality fetish content money can buy.

Taboo Heat offers four levels of membership. The first is a three-day trial going for $2.95. It's the perfect way to get a taste of the action before you inevitably become a full-time member. There is no way to deny the power of Taboo Heat.

The second is a thirty-day membership for only $19.95 a month. That's a fantastic one-month price. Many similar site charge $29.95 or even $39.95. That shit should be fucking illegal.

The third option is a one-month streaming and downloading subscription for $29.95 a month. Everybody streams porn, but not all masturbators are savvy enough to understand the importance of having a personal porn collection. You never know when you'll be out of service with a hard dick. What will you do then? If you're a Gang Bang Cream Pie member, you keep jerking off as usual.

The fourth and cheapest option is a one-year streaming and downloading subscription for $119.40. That works out to only $9.95 a month. That's fucking nothing. I know even my poor ass readers have ten bucks a month to invest in learning how to have group sex.

Taboo Heat is the last taboo fetish site you'll ever need to visit. They have everything your penis desires to see, from incest to BDSM. Plus, the pricing is reasonable, and the design is sharp.

I have a single primary complaint about Taboo Heat: Where is all of the piss and shit. Scat porn is surprisingly popular. I say that every site with "taboo" in the name should legally be forced to carry scat porn.

I'll get out of your way so you can start jerking off to Taboo Heat. Enjoy yourselves.