Love Her Feet

Love Her Feet porn! It's pretty crazy how popular foot porn is. According to some research, upwards of fifty percent of folks have some version of a foot fetish. However, amongst my readers, I think that percentage is more like eighty percent. Shit. Knowing you bastards as well as I do, it could be even higher than eighty.

No matter how many people have foot fetishes, the fact is that the rest of the world looks down on foot lovers. Feet are literally on the bottom of the totem pole of human body parts. They reek, they're filthy, they get walked on all day, they sweat, they're trapped in shoes all day, and most are goofy looking.

But those are the precise reasons my fans adore them so damn much. You pathetic bastards love to be debased because you know you merit it.

Who Needs TNA

Tits and ass are way too valuable for the likes of my readers. You should be forced to look away from the best parts of the female anatomy. God forbid you touch them. The only breast you get to lick is your mother's, but considering how much you despicable dipshits love incest, you might prefer it that way.

In fact, you bastards don't even deserve clean feet. You're far too miserable for newly washed toes. Your life of inactivity, microwavable TV dinners, and video games are only worthy of feet that haven't been showered in a year. A bitch's sock should be glued to her feet before you remove them. There should be visible stink lines rising from between the toes like a looney tunes cartoon.

Foot jobs are definitely not on the menu. That's more enjoyment than you deserve to derive from a sexual experience. Instead, you must clean the crud from between a fat bitches toes while you masturbate using her foot sweat as lube. And you're not allowed to cum, only to give yourself worsening blue balls.

However, You won't be able to stop yourself from cumming when you visit Love Her Feet. Love Her Feet might be the best foot fetish porn site you will ever visit. You may not deserve to fuck a sluts feet in real life, but you do deserve access to the best foot porn on the market. It's better than nothing, which is what you're working with right now.

Earning Your Keep

However, Love Her Feet is such a high-quality site you should have to earn your visit. You should take the pointy end of a nail file and scrape the goop and gook out from under a bitches big toenail and eat that shit like a pad of butter. No. Fuck eating it. You have to snort it like a fat line of toecaine.

I think your reaction to snorting under nail goo will be similar to the time Steve O from Jackass did a line of wasabi but with more rope-slinging involved.

Once you've had your fill of snorting under nail goop and gook, you should shave the callouses off her heels with a cheese grater and sprinkle it into the lube you use to jerk off with. The little granules will make your lube ribbed for your pleasure.

If I were a slutty chick, and you could pull all that off, I would reward you with a one-footed foot job. You still don't deserve the pleasure of two feet, but I'd literally hop on your cock like I was playing hopscotch.

It sounds extreme to do all that shit to have access to a foot porn site, but that's just how awesome Love Her Feet is and how shitty you are.

Young and Well Built

Love Her Feet is about six years old. In that time, they've constructed a well-crafted site populated by some of the most fuckable foot porn models the planet has to offer.

The site has a sharp design that's simple to traverse. You'll never be more than a few seconds away from seeing a bitch deliver a foot job that will make you cream your pants.

Feet Ain't Free

I want to leap immediately into the porn for this article, but first, we must talk about costs. Feet this sexy don't grow on trees. These bitches need compensation. When you do something well, don't do it for free. That's the phrase that got me to turn playing pocket pool into a career.

While you must toss over a few sheckles to see these tootsies, the prices are not restrictive. What else are you spending your parent's allowance on, anyway? Every dollar you spend on shit that isn't porn is a complete waste.

Mom Swapped offers three membership levels, allowing potential "clients" to choose what best fits their jerk-off style. First things first is the one-month membership that will set you back $39.95 a month. This is a recurring membership, so don't worry about having to keep up with your porn bill. They'll do it for you. I know you dumb motherfuckers have a shitty memory.

One month is an ok option, but I like to save money where I can, and one month is the most expensive selection. With the amount of porn I purchase, I have to find deals where I can.

The next option is a three-month membership for $26.65 a month. That's a significant discount. Don't sleep on that shit. The only thing that feels better than cumming is cumming while you're saving money. However, it can still get better.

The last and best option is a full years subscription for only $16.65 a month. That's fucking insanity. This site is well worth $16.65 a month. Every time you spray jizz on Love Her Feet, you'll look at your wallet and smile.

Worth It

So what do you get for the money? There is plenty of bang for your buck on Love Her Feet. There are at least two updates a week, and all content is shot in 4K. They even include photo sets for all the old-school masturbators out there. You guys know how much I love pics. I treat them like foreplay.

Love Her Feet is optimized for use on desktops, laptops, tablets, and phones. It doesn't matter when and where you want to spank the monkey. You have access to the best in foot porn entertainment. Don't just stand in line at the bank staring into space. Get a wank in real quick.

Safety and security are paramount on Love Her Feet. Nobody likes having an electronic device full of viruses and spyware. They offer ultra-secure two hundred and fifty-six-bit encryption.

Of course, I'm fully aware that you fucks still live with your parents. That means you can't have a bill arrive in the mail once a month labeled "Foot porn website subscription. The bills come labeled discreetly. Not even the mailman will know you jerk off to tootsie content.

Love Her Feet offers fast and helpful customer service if anything ever goes wrong with your membership. Give them a call, and they'll be able to assist with anything you need short of jerking you off. That's your job.

Finally, you can pause your membership at any time. Love Her Feet isn't trying to rob you. They don't make canceling a difficult process. Besides, who would want to give up their Love Her Feet subscription? That would be stupid as fuck.

Goth Feet

Let's check out a model you'll find on Love Her Feet. Maria Wars has cute feet and a goth aesthetic. She was born in San Sebastian, Spain, on October 7th, 1999. Maria is as sexy as they come. I love listening to her whisper sweet nothings in Spanish while the soles of her feet stroke up and down on a throbbing stunt cock.

Maria is a masturbation addict. It makes her solo content extremely entertaining. No one flicks the bean and shows off her toes like this cunt. Plus, I love the look of her pussy. It's picturesque. I'd kick a kitten to be inside of her right now. I bet her gash feels like a cloud in heaven.

She also shines in her lesbian scenes. This bitch eats pussy like a dog eating a rare steak. I took notes. This bitch is teaching me things.

Love Her Feet is one of the best foot porn sites you'll ever come across. The site has a pro design that's a treat to navigate. However, the real magic is their stable of models. These ladies have some of the most shapely feet in the industry.

The only thing Love Her Feet is missing is some BBWs. Fat chicks have feet pending they didn't lose them to diabetes.

Go get yourself a one-month membership to Love Her Feet and give the place a look for yourself.