Exploited College Girls

Exploited College Girls porn! Some unchangeable facts in this galaxy can't be ignored—shit like gravity and quantum physics. No matter what, you can't leap off the planet no matter how hard you try.

Of course, we aren't here to review the basic principles of physics like some sort of peer-reviewed study. We are here to talk about vaginas, but there are some vagina laws as immutable as the nature of reality. One of these is that every dude wants to bone college chicks. Just ask the admin over at Exploited College Girls. They get plenty of traffic. Guys come in droves to jerk off to their incredible supply of college-aged hotties.

Dodging the Hands of Time

I'm unsure what neurochemistry brings about this visceral desire, but it's impossible to ignore. Who am I kidding? I know exactly what the fuck is happening. Would I be the Porn Dude if I didn't? Young 18+ college-age whores are randy, virile, and fuckable as all hell. Time hasn't had the opportunity to fold its twisted hands around a young 18+ slut with a lithe body. The breasts still hang high on the chest, the ass is still an apple bottom, and the pussy grips cock like an Undertaker choke slam.

College whores represent a purity that is lost later in life. At some point in a sluts life, the bitch takes that one cock that tarnishes her innocence and turns her into a dirty whore.

While I love dirty whores, there is something about staining purity that makes a man's dick want to shoot jizz. Every dude wants to be that dick that ruins a woman for the next guy, but no man wants to come in as the next dick. It's a lot to live up to. As if sloppy seconds couldn't get worse.

The actual question isn't why do men love school girls. It's why do men love spoiling a young 18+ woman's glow? Perhaps gents are evolutionarily predisposed to wanting to fuck puss that's fresh from the factory floor. We crave organic, grass-fed, never frozen beef flaps that are still pink through and through. Does it make us douche nozzels? Maybe. Do we give two fucks if it does? Not at all.

We relish it. The proof is in the pudding. Check out Exploited College Girls. The place is well-designed, packed with gorgeous models, and regularly trafficked by men all around the planet.

Living the Dream

You guys will never be able to live the life I did in college and continue to this day, but you can head over to Exploited College Girls and play pretend. For most of you, it's been many moons since you last lived in a dorm room. Even when you did, you weren't getting any more pussy than you are now. (Zero) The closest you've ever cum to a threesome is watching porn with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues.

What horrific things would you do for the opportunity to return to college wearing the body and mind of a more appealing and secure man to fuck all the bitches you never could back in the day when you had the chance? I bet you'd kick a puppy into a kitten while cutting off your own legs.

Unfortunately, this isn't an episode of Family Matters, so I can't take you from Steve Urkel to Stephon Urquelle. And even if I could, the Porn Dude time machine isn't functional yet. However, what I can do for you is introduce you to Exploited College Girls.

Exploited College Girls is everything you wish your college experience was like. It's nothing but guys boning fuckable whores willing to do whatever it takes to extract cum from any penis nearby. God damn. College is so fucking awesome. I might have to go back soon. I'll major in women's studies and fuck a bunch of angry lesbians.

The place has a massive selection of eighteen to twenty-two-year-olds willing to disappoint their fathers for your entertainment. You won’t see an old ugly face for miles. These are bitches in the prime of their lives who want to share their bodies while in perfect condition. The tits are firm and perky, the asses are shapely, and the pussies are tight and wet. You won’t be able to last a minute before accidentally spraying a load on your pet hamster. That’s the only pussy you have dumped cum on in years.

The women here will make your balls tremble. The range of options covers every body type. The only thing missing is old ugly saggy bodies. These bitches are tight and looking as good as they ever will.

With a Little Help From My Friends

One of the best aspects of Exploited College Girls is that it's part of a four-site network that includes Excogi, BBC Surprise, and Back Room Casting Couch. It's a solid network you gain access to with your subscription to Exploited College Girls. You won't feel the urge to leave this network for months.

That's correct; good people. Exploited College Girls is a paid premium site. If you want to watch the best 18+ college porn in the world, you'll have to invest. You don't get access to a site or network like this for nothing.

Priced To Sell

The nice thing is that Reality Kings prices their content to move, so you won't have to sell your house to get a look at these college cuties. They offer five membership levels, so choose the one that best fits your lifestyle. For me, it's all about what's cheapest.

First off, they offer a fantastic forty-eight-hour trial period for only one buck. That should give you plenty of time to figure out if Exploited College Girls is right for you. I doubt you'll need more than thirty to determine that.

The second option is a thirty-day membership for $29.80. That's less than a dollar a day. Despite how cheap that is, it's the most expensive option as of writing this article. I have way too many porn subscriptions to be fucking with the most expensive option of anything.

The third is a three-month membership for $75.00. That works out to $0.83 a day. You could find that on the sidewalk if you keep an eye out. It might as well be free, but things still get cheaper.

The penultimate option is a six-month membership for only $119.99. That works out to be only $0.67 a day. Holy fucking shit, that's cheap. It would be one of the best deals in porn if Exploited College Girls didn't offer a final, more affordable option.

The best and cheapest option is a one-year membership for $199.99. That takes the price all the way down to $0.55 a day. I'll take two for that price and gift one to a friend. Trust me. You're getting way more than your money's worth for that price.

Cum Christening

That's all well and good, but the best part about Exploited College Girls is the content, so let's check it out, starting with the aptly titled "I Thought I Knew What Orgasms Were," starring Britney.

Exploited College Girls doesn't do last names. These sluts aren't porn stars. They're random college whores down on their luck and looking for some rent money. College is expensive in the States. American capitalism doesn't survive without a large populous of retarded people willing to buy live, laugh, love wall hangings.

Since you won't recognize any of the ladies on Exploited College Girls, they give each lady a stat sheet. Britney is twenty-one years young. At five foot nine, she's just above average height.

Britney's favorite sex position is a lazy dog. By chance, that happens to be one of my favorite positions, also. Besides fucking, she also likes to shop, hit the bars, and working out.

This is the second time Britney has worked with the Exploited College Girls network. In her first film, Britney licked her first gash for Excogigirls with Amber Moore. That film awakened something deep within Britney that made her want to fuck on camera again. We might be witnessing the birth of the next great porn star.

For this film, Britney has another first: An incredible orgasm provided by a skilled stunt cock. Something tells me this stunt cock just convinced Britney to enter the industry full-time. Keep an eye out for this slut in the future.

Exploited College Girls is one of the best 18+ college girls sites you'll ever find. Not only is the site incredible, but memberships are dirt cheap and come with access to their entire network.

The only thing Exploited College Girls is missing is non-white bitches. You need variety when you choke the chicken as often as I do. Give me some Asians and Black chicks.

You never got laid in college, so make up for it on Exploited College Girls. It's not as good as the real thing, but it will do.