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Girls Way porn! My life is fucking exhausting. I live on coffee and Redbull. It's not because I don't sleep or I work too hard. It's because I fuck way too often. I'm constantly bending bitches over stuff and plowing their pussies. It's a miracle I find time for anything else.

You guys would kill to live my life. I have all the sex you guys don't. In a way, I owe you a thank you. If you bastards weren't so unfuckable, I wouldn't be so attractive to top-notch puss. You're the dark to my light. That's why I do these reviews for you. It's my way of giving back.

However, when you have as much real sex as I do, traditional porn can get a bit boring. Watching a stunt cock crush puss isn't as thrilling when you've been the stunt cock so often. It leaves me wanting at times. I'm sure that's a feeling you've never felt before. You have my pity.

I couldn’t imagine living in a god-forsaken world where women don’t fuck. Watching ladies pleasure each other is a way different experience than straight porn. It’s much closer to fine art. I’ve never watched straight porn and thought to myself, “That was beautiful.” I find myself saying that every time I visit Girls Way. It’s a shame fine art galleries frown upon jizzing on the work. More people would probably visit art museums if they loosened that rule.

That's why Girl's Way is such an important part of my life. Girls Way provides me with all the top-notch lesbian content I could ever want. There isn't a single drop of filler on the entire site. These fuckers do it right.

Lesbian Sex

There is so much to love about Girls Way and lesbian sex in general. We've all heard the phrase, "lesbian sex is weird." There is a reason an entire meme is based on the phrase. Lesbians get creative when they fuck.

Male-gay sex is easy. Men have penises and assholes. Fortunately for them, penises fit in assholes. The equation is easy to put together. Nothing really changes from straight sex except that it's dudes.

All ladies bring to the table are holes. You've got to be an artist. Lesbian innovation is on full display on Girlsway. These bitches find all kinds of fun ways to fuck the shit out of each other. Not only will you play pocket pool on Girls Way, but you might learn something, also.

That doesn't mean the classics aren't still a blast, though. Carpet munching has been a favorite activity of lesbians since the first time two bitches fucked in the Garden of Eden. Lesbian tongues are a remarkable thing. They have the magic. You guys will never lap up some labia with the same care and skill of a lezbo.

If you're trying to improve your pussy eating talents, don't watch other guys do it. Watch lesbians. No one knows how to handle a gash better than someone who owns one. It's the only reason I'd ever want to be gay. I'm sure gay dudes suck dick like champs.

There is some epic pussy eating on Girls Way. These bitches must have gone to college for carpet munching. Where is that college? I'd like to attend as an adjunct professor. I know I'm not a woman, but I have a lot of pussy eating experience. Bi-women often comment that I munch carpet better than most gay bitches.

Safety Scissors

Pussy eating is fun, but it doesn't necessarily feel like fucking someone. If bitches want to feel like they're fucking, the easiest way is with scissoring.

Find yourself two pairs of scissors, open them up, and rub the centers together. You've just scissored scissors. I imagine the first lesbian to discover scissoring was an arts and crafts person. Most lesbians are. They cross stitch and shit like that.

Scissoring requires precision. Bitches can't jackrabbit each other without fear of losing positioning. Plus, speed and thrust control are paramount. You don't want to bash clits together like sumo wrestlers.

Scissoring is Girls Way's middle name. They provide visitors with the filet mignon of pussy scissoring. It's like a fine wine. You'll hold out your pinkie while you stroke your cock. Try not to get any jizz on your monocle.

Scissoring is still a fair distance away from real fucking. If lesbians want to imitate straight sex, they have to call in the troops in the form of strap-on dildos. Strap on dildos, attach to a bitch's pelvis, and act just like a penis. The wearer can't feel anything, but the receiver has a blast. It's almost like cheating. You have to do what you have to do when you're a chick fucking chicks.

With the power of a strap-on, bitches can bone just like a straight couple would. Watching bitches penetrate each other with strap-ons is a bit of a mind fuck. Your pocket pool-playing brain wants to put you behind the wheel of the stunt cock, but the driver looks nothing like you.

Girls Way is single-handedly keeping the strap-on business afloat. They go through strap-ons like hippies go through whippets. They must have a warehouse full of them.

I wish I could rent out my penis to lesbians for them to use. They can put me in a full black suit like a puppeteer trying not to be seen by the audience. Just act like I'm not here, ladies. Do what you do.

Lesbian Pussy Heaven

No matter how you like to watch lesbians fuck, one of the best places to do it is Girls Way. Girls Way is a paid premium porn tube with a collection of lesbian porn that will blow the tip of your dick off and send it into outer space.

Girls Way isn't a lesbian porn site. It's the lesbian porn site. This is where other lesbian porn sites go to learn how to do it better. They are the way and the light.

The Cost of Doing Business

Making porn this good isn’t cheap. You’ll have to donate a few pennies if you want to beat your meat to the best lezbo porn. Personally, I can’t think of a better investment. Girls Way offers four levels of subscription for potential users to choose from.

Currently, Girls Way is offering half off its regular pricing. This means one month will only cost you $9.95 instead of $19.95. Now that’s what I call beating for cheap. When you have as many porn subscriptions as I do, you have to find ways to save money.

However, you can buy in bulk if you want to save more. Three months will only set you back $44.95 instead of $68.95. I’m not a fucking fortune teller, but I have a strong feeling I’ll still be beating off in three months.

If you're ready to make a year commitment, the price plummets to $8.95 a month. To me, $8.95 might as well be free. That’s fucking nothing. I could beg on the streets for an hour and make more. If that’s what you have to do, don’t let pride get in the way.

Two years drops the price even further to $7.08 a month. Why even bother charging? These guys are doing the Lord’s work, and that's still not the cheapest pricing. For rock bottom pricing, purchase three years of service for only fucking $6.94 a month. If you can’t afford that, how do you buy lotion? Are you dry jacking?

Worth Every Penny

So what do you get for your seven bucks a month? Girls Way posts eight updates a day, adding to its already flush 55,000 videos. That's enough porn to keep you guys busy until your cocks stop working.

They offer plenty of original films across over three hundred channels. The site is compatible with interactive sex toys. As Girls Way learns what you like, they'll provide a personalized experience displaying all the content you love most.

Content is released in seven languages. Girls Way is optimized for use on phones, tablets, laptops, and desktops. They are even available on FireTV and Chromecast! Finally, Pure Taboo offers twenty-four-seven customer service if you run into trouble.

I'm not much of an investor, but if I'm investing in anything, it's porn to watch. That's where most of my finances disappear. My advisor is blown away every time he reads my reports. Regardless I ignore his suggestions to tone it down and instead add a few more subscriptions to the registry every couple of months.

Girls Way is the fucking best. You'll never need to visit another lesbian porn site again. These fuckers have everything you need and more. Your best move would be to start watching today so you can watch as much porn as possible on Girls Way before the Reaper gets you.

My only complaint about the place is that they don't obviously display pricing. You have to go hunting for it, which is more than a little annoying.

Regardless, your efforts will be well rewarded, so head over to Girls Way this instant.