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Kendall Jenner is easily the sexiest member of her family - this 1.8 meter (5 foot 10) tall statuesque social media super-personality can raise the stock prices of a business by just tweeting something positive about it. I’m so glad that she didn’t go down the path of getting butt injections like all of her other plumpy sisters and half-sisters did. I mean, at least one heiress of the Kendall-Kardashian clan had to retain that classic skinny model look, and it sure as hell isn’t Kendall’s younger sister Kylie.

That being said, aside from being the most model-esque member of her social media celeb magnate clan, Kendall Jenner is also a media personality, socialite, businesswoman, and of course model, and from what I’ve seen so far as a lowly average mortal who is subject to endless news about celebrities and brands I don’t care about, Kendall doesn’t have as much spotlight as her sisters do, namely Kylie and Kim, which automatically makes her one of the least annoying members of that family.

I’m sure that Kendall was groomed to become what she is today from a young age, since after all, she is part of a family that’s essentially a world-famous celebrity powerhouse that’s so famous they even have their own dedicated show on E TV. That said, since she’s a part of that family, Kendall’s destined to have millions of followers on social media and date only NBA players and rappers, and everything she does will of course be documented by the paparazzi and put on the front pages of celeb-themed news tabloids, even if it’s the most mundane thing ever.

Their grand matriarch Kris Jenner wouldn’t have it any other way - either her daughters are gonna be globally famous social media celebrities who exclusively date NBA players and famous rappers, or they’ll amount to nothing. Of course, living this sort of celeb-themed lifestyle is probably way more interesting and fun as opposed to just running boring old-fashioned businesses with their accumulated family fortune. Plus, most of the Jenner-Kardashian clan are women, and you know what they say about women, don’t you? Come on, you know - well, if you don’t then I’ll say it; girls just wanna have fun.

First And Foremost, Kendall Jenner Is A Member Of The Kendell/Kardashian Clan, And That Comes With A Few Perks

It’s a saying as old as time, girls just wanna have fun. They love having fun and hate stressing out with work, plus in this day and age you can make millions as a social media personality, so it makes sense that the Jenner-Kardashian clan didn’t just invest their money into businesses the old-fashioned way and just sat back and relaxed while the dollars kept coming in - where’s the fun in that? This family thrives on media attention like it’s their life source, hell even the one single male heir to the whole family dynasty Rob Kardashian seems like he just wants to have fun and be a celebrity too.

If you Google him all you’ll see is that he’s an American television personality best known for his appearance on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. This guy supposedly wanted to be a lawyer like his late father who actually made the family fortune, and he even told everyone on Twitter in 2012 that he’d continue his law studies at the University of Southern California - but even the university itself replied to his tweet, saying that he hadn’t even applied, so it was all cap. Rob Kardashian’s only legitimate business venture is launching his own brand of socks. Wow, how exciting, imagine you have all those millions yet the only kind of business that you can think of is launching your own brand of socks.

Then in 2015, Rob gets together with Blac Chyna (as is family tradition), has a kid with her a year later, and then they almost break up shortly after that. And just two years into the relationship, she’s already cheating on him, and what does this guy do? Post revenge porn on Instagram. I’m telling you, there’s a female-dominant gene among the Jenner-Kardashian clan that makes it so that all the females in the family are extra feminine whereas all the males in the family act feminine.

Even Kris Jenner’s husband Bruce Jenner, a guy who was born all the way back in 1949 and was a renowned athlete in his time, suddenly came out as trans in 2015 and had gender reassignment surgery, saying how “he’d felt like he was a woman since a young age and that for all intents and purposes, he, or more accurately she, was a woman.” It’s like the Jenner-Kardashian programming somehow took over him, and suddenly this guy decides to come out as trans and have gender-reassignment surgery when he’s lived damn near his whole life of 60-some years at that point as a man. That wife of his is a real she-devil I tell you - she can emasculate any man and hyper-feminize any woman close enough to her, all for the sake of media attention. But enough about the family, let’s talk a little more about Kendall Jenner.

A Giant In The World Of Fashion And Modeling

Kendall Jenner was born on November 3, 1995, and already signed with WIlhelmina Models in 2009 at the young age of 14. Then in 2011, when she was just 16, she made her runway debut - I’m sure that her dragoness of a mother had nothing to do with that. Kendall has since walked the runway for some of the world’s most well-known and prestigious fashion houses, including Chanel, Marc Jacobs, and Versace. But it’s not all grooming and connections; Kendall actually looks attractive, unlike many of her plumpy and overly-plasticized sisters and half-sisters, so it sort of makes sense for her to be this popular media giant of a model.

According to many online sources, Kendall’s striking looks and graceful poise are what earned her recognition and widespread acclaim as a model, and certainly not the fact that she’s the daughter of one of the most richest and ruthless succubus-dragon matriarchs in the world, Kris Jenner, a woman who has replaced oxygen with fame and whose blood type is $+. That being said, it’s no surprise that Kendall is a regular fixture at some of the world’s most high-profile fashion events, including New York Fashion Week, Paris Fashion Week, and the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Kendall’s Influence Extends Far Beyond The Runway

She is an influencer after all, and in this day and age, influencers are held in higher regard and are respected more than doctors or scientists. Society can’t seem to get enough of them, and if you ask me, it’s the youth’s fault. Influencers are mostly popular with younger kids as well as some older individuals who haven’t grown out of their puberty. And, if something’s popular with young people then you can bet that it will be globally popular. That’s mostly thanks to social media and hellish apps that eat away at your attention span the more you use them, such as TikTok and Instagram. That said, If Kendall posts something on Instagram - just a normal mirror selfie - you can bet that it will get a million likes in less than 24 hours, so you can imagine just how powerful a marketing force she is. She could post a random picture of her at some beach resort with a half-eaten Krispy Kreme donut next to her talking about how body positivity is important and that you need to treat yourself sometimes, and suddenly, Krispy Kreme’s stock will start skyrocketing.

Of course, the irony here is that that one donut she posted herself with is likely the single donut she’s allowed to eat on a yearly basis. Or, she just had someone else eat it and took a picture with it. And that’s precisely why Kendall is praised for having such a keen sense of business and entrepreneurship, and why she’s had several successful business ventures. This girl’s so popular that she could make a startup wholly dedicated to tailbone pillows successful with just a few Instagram posts. But it’s not all materialism and superficiality - Kendall’s also been known for advocating social issues, namely mental health and environmental sustainability.

Kendall Jenner Cares About The Environment Guys, Also Your Mental Health Too

Kendall Jenner has been open about her personal struggles with anxiety and panic attacks. In 2019, Kendall joined the #MyCalvins campaign by Calvin Klein, where she shared her experiences with mental health challenges and emphasized the importance of self-care and self-acceptance and in doing so has encouraged her followers to embrace their true selves and not worry about their vulnerabilities. Now, this is kind of ironic seeing as how Kendall Jenner’s probably caused millions of girls to have body image issues, but at least she admitted that she has indeed at one point suffered panic attacks. And yes, she definitely received a fat paycheck for her efforts here from Calvin Klein, and I’m not entirely sure why an underwear brand would need to host a mental health awareness marketing campaign, but hey, to each their own.

She’s also advocated for environmental awareness, namely sustainability in the fashion world. Fast fashion is not something too many people are aware of, and I’m sure that somewhere along the line, Kendal Jenner was informed about it, and thus decided to use her public platform to spread awareness on the issue via becoming a brand ambassador for the brand Longchamp in 2019, a fashion brand with a strong focus on environmental sustainability (so yes, there was a paycheck incentive here too).

Of course, Kendall wears expensive designer clothes and doesn’t really buy into fast fashion as much since it’s a poor people thing. Kendall’s also used her social media platform and its massive reach to encourage her followers to take steps towards a more sustainable and environmentally conscious lifestyle. Now, it is worth noting that Kendall Jenner undoubtedly has a massive carbon footprint that’s the equivalent of about a dozen or so average US citizens, or dozens of people living in first-world countries, but at least she’s used her power as an influencer to tell people that they need to be more environmentally conscious, and that’s probably the best that we can expect from modern-day influencer celebrities.