LuxuryMur Twitter

LuxuryMur! If you're looking for a British baddie for your next Twitter fap, look no further than LuxuryMur. She's originally from the Czech Republic, standing around 5'6 with an athletic frame, an all-natural ass, and small tits. I don't know if you'd technically call this chick a pornstar; she hasn't worked with big porn companies, but she's extremely successful on OnlyFans. Looking like a goddamn supermodel, she's gained over 200,000 followers on Twitter, which means she probably has thousands of simps on OnlyFans.

With lips as puffy as her nipples, she looks like she could suck a mean dick, and if you follow her on OnlyFans, you might be able to see that. I wouldn't know; I'm not fucking subscribed. I'm not one to subscribe to a bunch of OnlyFans sluts when I know all of the best porn sites and accounts while hundreds of babes come through Porn Dude casting. However, Twitter is a good-ass fapping social media alternative to usual perverted communities on sites like Reddit.

Twitter does things differently. Because it's such a binge-worthy platform, you can scroll through hundreds of chicks' photos and videos within an hour, which beats sitting through the usual full-length premium porn video, especially when it's free. On LuxuryMur's Twitter, you won't see her getting dicked-down by some big dick fucker, but it's like getting sexy selfies from the girl of your dreams. Twitter has become one of the best non-porn-sites to fap to.

With thousands of OnlyFans chicks promoting their work, you can use this whole goddamn app as a jerk-off journey into finding new sluts instead of hitting up the usual tube sites with your dick out. Instead, your timeline could be filled with fap-worthy baddies whenever you pull up Twitter. Isn't that better than seeing whatever the fuck Elon is up to? I mean, sure; the guy is fucking loaded. I may not have as much money as him, but I have a pretty fat wallet and hoes. So, who's really winning?

Plus, when your job is to find Twitter sluts and jerk off to the latest porn, it beats all that saving-the-world-nerd-shit any day of the week. After a first look at LuxuryMur's profile, I have to go ahead and let you fappy fuckers know this isn't going to be a page of sex montages, blowjobs, gangbangs, and all that other smut stuff you're used to. But hey, just because it's not a total fuck-fest, that doesn't mean you shouldn't be following this chick.

After all, she's a total fucking dime, and who knows, maybe she'll start doing more open sex work with studs like me in the future. Sure, occasionally, you'll see a teaser of her ripping off some fucker's underwear or almost making out with another sexy slut; she's just doing what makes her so popular here on Twitter. That, my dudes, is knowing how to tease the fuck out of you jerk-offs, and that's exactly what you'll see here on LuxuryMur's Twitter.

Tiny-Tit Teasers

First things first, she's one big tease. I'm not talking about a sex teaser montage with titjobs, blowjobs, or anal clips. It'd be nice, but the most you'll get is right where things are about to heat up in the premium video, and then it loops back to the beginning. That's my least favorite tease style, but you get to see what that mouth can do as she sucks on a dildo for five seconds. She's got perfect dick-sucking lips, and her pussy lips are even better, with that vulva just begging to be eaten like a three-course meal.

Plus, she's been known to flick her bean on camera with an emoji covering her pussy. Still, at least you can hear that sexy accent dirty talking into the camera. She sure as hell doesn't leave much to the imagination. If you haven't seen it already, for a slim chick with small tits, that ass makes up for it. It's super peachy, and those cheeks stick out more than your dick will when you see her smack it while it recoils.

There's even a photo with a huge wad all over her left ass cheek that trickles down to her thigh, which is about how much spunk I would spray all over that pretty face. She's got amazing eyes that pull you in like you're under a damn spell, which is exactly what you want when you're imagining this baddie sucking your cock. The more I scrolled, I surprisingly found a few uploads where she was jerking off some lucky bastard while looking at his dick like she was about to gobble it up. She might have, but because the clips are so goddamn short, the only way to find out is on her OnlyFans.

POV Premium Content

So what else will you see on LuxuryMur's page? It's a whole smorgasbord of sexy selfies and short clips. What I love about her page is how many sexy selfies she posts in different skin-tight outfits. Plus, the more you scroll, the more you see how she's switched from more edgy content to mostly just teasing her followers to join her OnlyFans. Even though you won't see this chick get gonzo-fucked, her POV content style makes you feel like you're right there with her.

It's not just selfies and masturbation videos; she'll even be lying in bed like she just woke up wanting you to give her some head. Hell, she's even down for returning the favor with videos of her showing off her head game while sucking off a dildo. All of these OnlyFans teasers are perfect for a good-ass Twitter fap. Twitter isn't like a lame-ass tube site that feeds off the daily ad traffic; these fuckers only care about keeping people on their platform.

Sure, some accounts get suspended for too much porn. Still, it's becoming more of a rare thing as they’re pretty lenient about all types of content, especially NSFW content (as long as it's not too fucked up). That's why many pornstars and OnlyFans creators post their Twitter links everywhere. Unlike most tube sites, it's ad-free, and they have a kick-ass mobile app which is way better than tube sites and aggregators with thousands of shady links.

When was the last time your ass got lost in live cam ads just to lose the video you were about to fap to? You're not the only one, my guy. Even a porn expert like me has to be careful out there. Porn doesn't have an official app, so the safest route is Twitter when taking your stash on the go. It's user-friendly and ad-free, and that mobile app is the king supreme for an anywhere kind of fap.

For those who don’t know, you must ensure your settings are adjusted to see NSFW content on Twitter. Suppose you can't see porn posts on Twitter. In that case, it's likely due to not having your settings adjusted properly on your account. Especially if you're making an account strictly for fapping, you'll need to go into your settings and turn on something called 'display sensitive content.' This will eliminate all those blurs on your favorite porn chicks' pages.

Less Solo, More Sex

I'm all for chicks having a little self-love session on Twitter. Trust me, there are a few notorious squirters that are fun as fuck to watch experience the biggest orgasms you've ever seen. When it comes to LuxuryMur's pussy play, it's usually censored, so you don't get to have as much fun as her, and I don't like that shit. Sure, it'll still brick me up to see a babe this sexy getting off. Still, it's nothing like some of the other accounts I've reviewed in the past, like MissBNasty, who literally becomes Niagra Falls in a short fifteen-second clip.

Does this chick even get that wet? Or does she need to drip more lube on her cunt like in one of those clips you'll see on her page? If you're going to do solo play, why not just show us that pretty pussy? Not only that, the solo sessions are a little overrated, in my opinion. It's like erotic art on the wall; why wouldn't you fucking have it if you're a pervert like me? That doesn't mean I will stop whenever I see it and whip out my dick for a fap.

I've got too much smut to watch and make for my website; why use too much of my imagination? All I'm saying is that it would be nice to occasionally see more of this babe getting those secret sugar walls filled instead of censoring herself all the fucking time. It's no big secret; we know you're clapping your clit, and what else is there to see when a fucker subscribes other than a soaking vulva?

It takes much more than a babe rubbing her pussy and sucking on a dildo to make me wonder what else she's up to. What about that guy with his head buried between your legs? Where is his dick when it needs sucking? Bring him around more often; we perverts want to see you actually drain some lucky fucker’s sack every now and then instead of sucking on silicone.

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Ultimately, she's hot as fuck, I'll give her that, but we're missing out on that tantalizing Twitter after-dark shit that makes fuckers spam the fuck out of the retweet and like button. The best bitches on Twitter are the ones you find when scrolling casually. Then you see some big dick fucker getting the gawk-gawk-3000 from a chick with head skills comparable to Eliza Ibarra and Teanna Trump.

That's how a blowjob is given, and LuxuryMur has every ability with those perfect dick-sucking lips. Overall, she has a decent page, and I love her selfies and short clips. Still, to be fair, she needs to show a little more than just pulling a fucker’s underwear down or about to make out with another hot chick in a sexy Christmas outfit. Did I still bust a nut? Fuck yeah, I did, and that's why I still give her the stamp of Porn Dude approval!

With all this said, LuxuryMur is a Czech-born British bombshell you must have on your Twitter fap list. She's still growing and has a little more to learn about what her followers want, but following her will damn sure make your stiffy grow, and you'll bust all kinds of nuts just from her selfies and clips. Imagine how many you'll bust when she actually starts posting smut clips. We'll see what happens, fuckers, but until then, enjoy this shit! I know I fucking will.