Ariella Ferrera

Ariella Ferrera porn! Not everyone has figured out what they want to be when they grow up. Most of you have no idea despite already being an adult. That's how you wound up living in your mom's basement playing God of War all day while you cram Chinese food in your mouth and refuse to update your resume.

From Cleaning Teeth to Polishing Knobs

Born in Medellin, Columbia, on January 15th, 1979, Ariella Ferrera didn't have a clue what she wanted to be. Her family moved to Chicago, Illinois, when she was quite young, so their daughter could grow up in the United States.

Ariella began her adult life as a dental hygienist. She enjoyed her education and first few years on the job, but eventually, shit got kind of boring. Cleaning teeth isn't exactly as thrilling as sucking cocks. She needed something more exciting in her life.

Ariella began searching for something that piqued her interest, but it wasn't easy. After much hunting, Ariella found modeling. Ariella is a natural beauty and has always acknowledged how men look at her when she goes out to the bars on the weekend.

However, Ariella is a bit of a thrill seeker. It was only a matter of time until traditional clothed modeling morphed into nude modeling, which in turn transformed into hardcore porn. Ariella starred in her first porn in 2009 at the age of thirty.

Since her humble beginnings, Ariella has worked with major studios such as Mile High, Brazzers, Pulse Distribution, Digital Playground, and Girlfriends Films.

Over her lengthy and celebrated career, Ariella has been nominated for a bevy of awards, including the Adult Video News award for the best all-girl three-way scene.

Vagina Den-Ta-tas

Ariella has an extraordinary body, but it comes at a cost. She has to hit the gym every day to maintain that lean and titillating frame. However, she finds exercise tedious, so she prefers activities such as Running, Hiking, Swimming, Biking, and Camping. She currently resides in Mission Viejo, California. A perfect location for all those activities and still within range of the home of porn, Los Angeles.

At five foot seven inches, Ariella is of average height. She is only one hundred and fifteen pounds, which is surprising because most of that weight must be in her big old mama milkers. Her jugs are enormous, and yes, they're ninety percent artificial.

Her body measurements are 33-25-33, making her quite curvaceous. She is well known for her red hair, that's fun to yank on while you plow her from the back. I'm sure you're pondering what cup size those boobs fit into. You'll be pleased to know she goes beyond triple D up to E. I wasn't lying when I said the bitch is made chiefly of breast meat.

Born a MILF

Because Ariella got her start at thirty, she has always been known as a MILF. She plays the role as well as any MILF in the biz. Better than most can. That's because she is a prolific and talented cocksmith who loves what she does. Ariella would still shoot porn even if they stopped paying her. It's about the love of the game.

Ariella has highly active social media accounts. Following Ariella on the internet is the best way to keep up with this bitch. She gets into all sorts of shit. Shit like sucking cock, taking it in the ass and riding massive dildos. Nothing is too different than what my fans get up to on a Wednesday afternoon.

Ariella skips a description on many accounts and posts a link to her Amazon wishlist instead. If you want to accomplish your role as a pathetic cuck pussy, feel free to buy something from the list. I'm sure she'll remember you forever if you do. (cough, cough)

Ariella particularly enjoys Twitter. She joined in July of 2009 and has since garnered well over five hundred thousand followers. And don't you dare forget to visit her Only Fans account, which is linked at the top, also?

Ring Ring Cha-Ching

The pinned tweet at the top of Ariella's page breaks my heart for you fuck faces. Sometimes I forget just how lamentable your existence is. I forget the lengths you are willing to go to feel something.

The tweet advertises a personal ten-minute Skype call you can purchase from her Only Fans. How much do ten minutes cost, you ask? One fucking thousand dollars. That's one followed by three zeros for only ten fucking minutes. I hope you've been saving the allowance your parents give you.

If you drop a grand on a ten-minute phone call, you're more of a loser than I could ever describe using the English language. That's absolute in-fucking-sanity. For a grand, a similar bitch will actually sit down on your hog and make you cum. Fuck a ten-minute Skype call.

In fact, for one thousand dollars, you can get a round-trip ticket to Vegas from anywhere in the United States, fuck three hookers, and still have some dough left over to get yourself a nice dinner once your balls are empty.

Listen, I know I roast the unholy hell out of you guys for being little bitches, but please don't punish yourself like this. Even if you have the disposable income to afford the call, have a little pride, goddamnit. Hold your head up high, lift your chin, push your chest out, and take some fucking control of your life. I need to write a porn-based self-help book for you dingle farts.

Playing Dress Up

Getting back to Ariella, her gigantic breasts and insane look in her eye make Ariella the perfect fit for cosplaying Harley Quin. She recently got together with Johnny Castle to shoot a Joker Harley scene. Through that video, I learned that Ariella can make an entire baseball bat disappear in her cleavage. Now that's fucking skill.

My only disappointment is that they didn't shoot a hardcore scene in character. I wanted to see Johnny Castle replace that baseball bat with his big dick. Nobody delivers a boob job quite like Ariella Ferrera.

Ariella works with a wide range of adult stars to keep her Only Fans full of fresh content. For example, she recently did a shoot with the seductive and bangable Richelle Ryan. They get up to all sorts of naughty activities, all of which involve their naked bodies.

To stay connected with her biggest fans, Ariella goes live on Only Fans to answer direct messages. When she does, she announces it on her social media so everyone knows. While she answers direct messages, she also delivers a hand job from under a blanket so you can pretend you're not alone in the dark, jerking off at one in the morning while you can hear your Dad snoring.

Ariella posted one of my favorite pics in late October that shows off how fucking stacked this bitch is. Her tatas are bursting out, her ass is popping, and her eyes say fuck me now, or I'll stab you. The picture makes her torso seem short, but I think that's an optical illusion caused by her massive E-cup breasts.

Tootsie Pop

Recently, Ariella did a photo shoot inside a fancy purple car for her personal website. The entire photo shoot made me hard, but she chose an interesting pic to advertise the release on social media. It's a picture of her ramming a lolly pop in her O-ring with the caption, "I bet this lolly pop will taste better afterward."

Ariella, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but no, it won't. There isn't a single living creature on planet Earth, human or otherwise, whose anus will make a lolly pop taste better. It doesn't matter how fuckable you are. Assholes taste like assholes. That's science.

That said, I'll gladly watch you use that Lolly Pop to play with your holes. It looks like a good time. I just won't be licking it down to the tootsie roll center after you're done.

Ariella's been in the business for some time now and, in that time, has learned how to handle a big black cock or two. She can stuff them in every hole all the way to the balls. This bitch must be hollow.

I'm sure glad that Ariella found her calling and didn't remain a dental hygienist her entire life. That would have been a serious opportunity wasted, not for her, but for us.

My only recommendation to Ariella is to reduce the cost of her Skype calls. I presume people do it, or she wouldn't charge that much, but god damn. Have some compassion for these sad fucks. Or don't. I don't give a fuck. Pay this bitches rent with your cum and tears if it makes you happy.

Whatever you do, make sure to get your eyes on this cunt's tits as soon as you can.