Dani Daniels

Dani Daniels porn! Dani Daniels was born in Orange County, California, on September 23, 1989. If you consider yourself a passionate masturbation specialist but aren't already familiar with Dani's videos, you're a goddamn poser. Dani is one of the most fuckable, skilled, and appreciated porn stars in the industry. There are dudes the world over that dump liters and liters of jizz to her each day.

Art School Doubles as Porn School

It may seem like it today, but Dani did not always intend to develop one of the most successful porn careers ever. Her first gig in high school was as a medical office agent. Not exactly the most exciting job in the world. Then, after graduation, she went off to attend art school. Far less profitable but far more entertaining.

However, art school is expensive. Even if it weren't, you don't make any money crocheting koalas. Dani needed to find a way to fill her bank account while wasting time gluing store-brand macaroni noodles to colored construction paper.

I think we all know how this math equation breaks down. Dirt poor + Art school = Dancing at a strip club. That's just fucking math, good people, but I guess Dani wouldn't know math, considering they don't teach STEM in art schools.

Stripping brought in a decent amount of money, but you and I have seen this narrative in the past. Stripping is tough on the body. Plus, on top of everything else, you have to interact physically with the customers. I don't know if you fuck faces have ever met yourselves before, but were I an attractive naked lady, I wouldn't want you closer than twenty feet away.

That's why many strippers eventually move on to live streaming on webcam. Once you build a fan base, it's more profitable, and you don't have to rub elbows with the revolting masses. Of course, you still have to talk to them, but that's way better than being touched.

Once Dani began to see what webcamming was doing to her wallet, art school seemed less attractive. Where would art school take her? My guess is educating douchebag children on how to use a glue stick? Screw that. I'd rather splash a kid with a hot glue gun than teach him how to stick glitter to construction paper with it.

That's what led Dani to drop out of school and commit to a career in porn. There was more money to be made beyond streaming, but it demands commitment. Fortunately, that is something Dani has in spades.

All Pussy Diet

Like many women who unexpectedly sneak their way into porn through art school, Dani initially only created content with other ladies. It makes women feel relaxed to not fuck around with the complications of a stunt cock. They worry it will ruin their relationships with others or expect that all stunt cocks will be douche nozzles.

However, the industry is very insular. There are always stunt cocks one can date that don't care about their girl blowing cocks as long as there is a paycheck involved. Plus, assholes often get flushed out of the system. Ladies refuse to work with them.

It was the smooth-tongued Elegant Angel that convinced Dani to break her porn hyman and film, "Dani Daniels: Dare." Elegant Angel is a top-notch production company with which to release your first hardcore scene. The industry saw the potential in Dani, even if she didn't know just how far porn would end up taking her.

In July of 2011, she was named Twisty's Treat of the Month. A few months later, Dani was dubbed Penthouse Pet of the Month. Not to be outdone, Elegant Angel named her their girl of the month a year later. They did call dibs on her first, after all.

Dani was even named one of porn's most popular stars by fucking CNBC. When CNBC takes notice of a porn star, you know something special is happening.

Day to Day

So, let's take a hike through Dani's social media to see what all of this success has brought us. I'm writing this article in the midst of the Elon Musk Twitter catastrophe, so many stars are worried about fake accounts stealing their followers. We can skip over that bullshit.

The Tweet currently pinned to the top of Dani's page summarizes every official platform you can view this cunt's naked body. It includes Tik Tok, IG, Only Fans, Art, Podcast, TV, Her Store, Her coffee, and her website, amongst others. This is one busy little beaver. Or should I say tight beaver? And don't let me forget about her Fancentro.

Dani Daniels may have a packed schedule, but she always finds time to entertain her fans on Fancentro and Only Fans. Once you sign up, you can catch live streams, chat with Dani via direct messages or phone, see her latest content, and access exclusive content. It's the supreme Dani Daniels experience.

Bolstering Self-Confidence

Dani is a perfectionist. She's always searching for ways to enhance her talents. Unfortunately, she seems to be suffering from some Dunning Kruger effect. Dunning Kruger is a symptom of the human condition where foolish people overestimate their knowledge on a subject, and intelligent people underestimate it.

The other day, Dani posted concerns that her blow job game is subpar and asked for a fan opinion. With all due respect Dani, what the fuck are you talking about? Every orifice in your body is outstanding. You can blow cocks as well as anybody on Earth. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.

Fortunately, her followers were quick to neutralize her worries. I think a fellow named Dylan said it best, "I want to gluck gluck 3000 from u." The man isn't exactly a poet, but he speaks the truth. I, too, would like a "gluck gluck 3000" from Ms. Daniels.

Considering the depraved shit she gets up to at work these days, it's tough to imagine a rookie Dani still finding her way in the business, unwilling to blow dudes on camera. These days she couldn't be farther from that Dani. Her BDSM bondage content is nothing to shake a stick at. It will well up the jizz in your balls before you start stroking.

Dani knows her fans well. She's fully cognizant of how perverse you are when you watch her live streams. She recently posted the question, "cum tell me what you do here." "Here" refers to Only Fans in this context. The question comes along with a gif of Dani describing what she already knows: "Some people do drugs. Some people drink. I masturbate." Well, that sounds like a good time to me.

In case you were curious, Danny has a sex swing she loves to use. It leads to some awesome videos. It's the perfect way to take control of her body and use Dani as your own personal sex toy. Wouldn't you love to have Dani permanently hung in your house like a chandelier, ready to bone the moment you get a half-chub? I sure as fuck would.

A Day at the Beach

I love when Dani has a day off from filming. It generally means she'll be posting sexy pictures of how she spends her time. As I'm sure you can infer, Dani's comfort clothing is more than revealing. It certainly doesn't make me want to chill. On the contrary, it makes me want to spread this cunt open like a book. If we lived together, neither of us would ever relax again.

Dani hasn't had a job interview in years. However, that doesn't mean she can't rehearse on her Only Fans. From what I can see, if Dani ever needs to apply for a job again, she won't bring a resume. I don't even think she'll fill out the application. Instead, Dani will let her holes provide all the qualifications she needs.

Dani is welcome to be my naked secretary anytime she wants. She won't organize paperwork, take phone calls, or schedule appointments. Her one and only job will be to suck and fuck me at least four times a day. If she can do that, she will be forever in my employ.

Dani is one of the best ladies ever to disrobe and ride a dick for the internet. For as long as people watch porn, people will watch Dani. One hundred years from now, some nerd will upgrade her old content from 4K to 5000K, so she never dies.

Usually, I provide suggestions for improvement, but I wouldn't presume to tell a master how to work. She's done plenty well for herself already.

You can't call yourself a man until you fire sperm while watching Dani do her thing. To be fair, you won't be able to call yourself a man afterward, either. None of my readers will.