Trap Gifs

Every person on Earth is familiar with chicks with dicks at this point. There's not a perv left on this planet who doesn't know about the bitches in Thailand. You better check under the hood before your purchase the whip. That is unless you want to be greeted by an erect cock. Let’s just hope you find it before it finds your tight virgin asshole.

Life is Full of Questions

But hold on, just a minute here. Is it the worst thing in the world if you romp around the sack with a Thai tranny hooker? I’m not so sure. That depends on what's running around that twisted little mind of yours. Yet, regardless of if it’s a fetish of yours, one crucial question remains difficult to answer. What's gayer? Watching a dude fuck a chick or watching a chick with a dick fuck a chick. I bet you already see where I'm going with this one.

As I explore this critical question, you should hop over to Reddit and check out r/TrapGifs. It's a fantastic tranny themed subreddit you can use to follow along.

I've pondered this question before. This time around, I want to present a would you rather. Would you rather fuck a dude with a pussy or a chick with a dick? That's fucking tough. Each time I hold one option in my head, I assume the other one must be the correct answer. I'm working so hard on this question; I've got steam coming out of my ears.

Debate, Discussion, and Controversy

After much debate, discussion, and controversy, I lean toward fucking a chick with a dick. First off, the guy with a pussy has no means with which to get me stiff. I'm not Stevie Wonder. It’s not like I can just stare directly into his pussy and block out the other ninety-nine percent of his man-bod. I'll find it much easier to block out a chick's dick. I'll simply focus on her ass and titties. And her face will need to be extremely feminine. I want there to be no question about gender when you look the bitch in the eyes.

A significant factor that pushed me over the edge was body hair. I can't be fucking a human being with chest and back hair. Hell no. As you wander about r/TrapGifs, you'll find that chicks with dicks basically shave their whole bodies.

If I had to bone a gent with a gash, I couldn’t have any section of his body touch mine. I'd go old-school Mormon with it. We're fucking with a board between us. It's like a mobile glory hole. I would hate to feel his sandpapery body hair tickling my tummy. I’ll take a slow death over that shit.

I could have the dude shave like chicks with dicks do, but I don’t know if that would be better. No matter how well a guy shaves, there are always some leftovers, and now those leftovers have a sharp edge that irritates my flesh. And let's not forget about the full-body five o'clock shadow. Unfortunately, there is nothing a dude with a pussy can do about it. Not even waxing cuts it.

Speaking of five o'clock shadow, what if the agent wants to go down and blow my willy?

Dick-sucking would have to be a no-go. I'm vomiting blood if even a single chin hair brushes against my thighs. When it comes to seeing hair, I can look away, but I can't turn off my nervous system. There's no way to not feel that hair.

I promise you on my mother's life that while I’m in the bone zone with a chick with a dick, her penis never touches my body. I’ll bring a Kamasutra we can use to identify positions where I don't even have to know the penis is there. I can’t deal with both balls and a vest full of chest hair.

Master Blowmanship

Going back to blow jobs, you fuckers might not like it, but nobody gives a blow job like a chick with a dick. It only makes sense. She has the gentle touch of a woman and all the knowledge and experience of a penis owner. It's the perfect combo.

You'll forget all about that penis swinging between her thighs the second her lips touch your Jimmy. You'll cum faster than Sean William Scott getting his prostate milked by the nurse in "Road Trip." Don't be embarrassed. Trannies are used to it.

Don't take my word for it. Watch some of the ladies on r/TrapGifs sucking dick. These cunt's should teach classes. Women everywhere would benefit from it. And so would the men in their lives.

Some of the chicks with dicks here can even suck their own cock. That seems like great practice to me. I can't get anywhere my dick with my mouth. What do I look like? A yoga instructor? I don't have time for that shit. The only things I have time for are porn, fucking, and writing articles for you fucks.

Assholes are the New Pussies

Another benefit of chicks with dicks is their assholes. While I will undoubtedly miss the gash I’m missing out on, the chick still has an orifice I can go balls deep in. It’s not like I’ll only be able to fuck her mouth. I fuck chicks in the bum already, so it won't be anything new to me.

Ass fucking is where a man's physiology comes into play in a helpful way. While the female gooch is only a flimsy membrane, the male gooch is lengthy and luxurious. It provides plenty of room between the asshole and ball sack to ensure I don't feel that bad boy swinging around. I call it the buffer zone. It ensures this chick’s rod and tackle doesn't turn around and give my thigh a urethral kiss. I'm good at that.

However, as I'm sure many of you already know, some men are cursed (or blessed) with an extra-long scrotum. I'm sure this can happen to chicks with dicks just as often. In the case where I’m dealing with Newton’s cradle in a grocery bag, I’ll super glue them to a bitch's knees. Actually, I’ll have her do the honors.

You'll come upon plenty of chicks with dicks getting their assholes plowed out by cock on r/TrapGifs. Some of those cocks are even attached to another tranny. We call that the r/TrapGifs two-for-one special. Nobody can fuck a tranny like another tranny. Come get some.

A Helping Hand

And you better fucking believe these trannies give each other reach-arounds on r/TrapGifs. That's how a gentleman operates. If a man (?) is kind enough to let you inside his anal chamber, you better be nice enough to give his johnson a tug. Don't be a dick. Stroke a dick.

Honestly, the bitches on r/TrapGifs give a master class in how to please a cock. If you think any of the ladies in your life need lessons, send them to Reddit. Let the cunt's on r/TrapGifs set them straight. Well, no straight, but you know what I mean.

I get if your passion for pussy is so potent, you would rather pound the guy, but I think you’re mistaken, and you’ll regret the decision the moment you make eye contact with the fella. I can’t imagine the feeling in my heart and balls as homie winks at me. It would never be more clear to me that the world is cursed.

But for many of you, the choice between a dude with a pussy and a chick with a dick isn't even a choice because they would rather fuck a chick with a dick in the first place. It's for you fucks that r/TrapGifs was made.

Let's look at a couple of the hot posts on r/TrapGifs. Right near the top is a bitch curled up on her back, sucking her own cock until she cums down her face. I'm not going to lie. She makes it look pretty fun. However, I think I want to die without ever having a cock in my mouth. Even if it's my own.

Another popular theme on r/TrapGifs is Fleshlights. These ladies love ruining their own orgasms. I could never imagine pulling out of my Fleshlight as I cum. Do I look fucking nuts?

r/TrapGifs is a top-notch tranny subreddit with all the content you need to spray the underside of your computer desk with jizz. You might even learn a thing or two about your own penis.

The only shitty thing about r/TrapGifs is all the Reddit bullshit happening right now. Hopefully, the debacle will be over by the time you're reading this.

Please continue the debate with friends and family, and let me know what conclusions you cum to.