Chinese BDSM

What makes Chinese BDSM different from the rest of the world’s kinky porn? Is it a different brand of Bondage and Discipline, a different style of Sadism and Masochism, or something else altogether? Perhaps BDSM is as much a universal language as sex itself, and the only real difference is the choice of safe words screamed or whimpered by slaves in torment.

These are among the questions I had in my mind as I pulled up ChineseBDSM.net, a freaky new premium tube with a focus on fetishism from the Far East. The site sprang up out of the fucking blue just a month ago, though you’d never guess from the looks of it. I had leftover chow fun, a bowl of Viagra and a handful of stinging nettles for breakfast, so it seems like the perfect morning to take a closer look at this archive of Asian depravity.

It Looks Like a Tube, but…

When I first pulled up the front page of ChineseBDSM, I was sure I was looking at a free tube. I actually had to revise the intro a little bit when I realized it was a paysite, because the presentation is pretty much exactly what you’d find on a free bondage video-sharing site. It’s a streamlined layout without even a real logo, just a white background with a wall of S&M thumbnail images from top to bottom.

The site works just like a free tube, too, at least at first. I clicked a thumbnail of a blindfolded girl and got to watch a two-minute video of the babe getting peed on. The next click featured a master’s POV as he led his naked female slave around on a chain. I was also able to watch a foot fetish video before getting cut off. Visitors can watch three free videos per day, after which you’ve got to register an account.

While you can only watch a few videos for free, they’ll let you flip through the whole catalog to get a taste for it. They offer a solid range of extra-freaky Chinese BDSM porn, with a heavy emphasis on pee movies. There’s so much lemonade flying around that I’d almost classify it as a piss tube, but there’s enough range to excite other types of perverts, too.

Recent additions to the ChineseBDSM library include girls getting peed on, girls drinking pee, and girls peeing on dudes. Cocks get sucked, as they do on any tube, though they’re often releasing a thinner, yellower liquid. It's a bondage tube, so there are blindfolds, masks and ropes galore. I feel like the collection leans more toward maledom than femaledom, but you do see the occasional dick being stepped on by a beautiful woman.

The diversity of content does call attention to a minor flaw in the presentation: they’ve only got a small handful of category tags to choose from. The best free tubes organize their content with an extensive range of keywords related to fetishes, sex acts, scenarios and everything else masturbators are searching for. ChineseBDSM.net only uses a handful, like BDSM, Humiliation, Anal Sex, Sex Slave and Training. The site’s still new, though, so hopefully they implement some more categories, which will help kinksters find their preferred material more easily.

Chinese BDSM by the Numbers

It ain’t immediately apparent, but there’s a button in the menu up top that’ll translate ChineseBDSM.net from Chinese to English. I’m sure there are still going to be some poor English-speaking saps who get confused when the cutoff message pops up in Chinese after watching a few sample videos. If you want to keep watching, you either need to come back tomorrow or sign up for a VIP membership.

A regular monthly membership for ChineseBDSM.net will run you $29, which is about what you’d pay for the average American paysite. The deals on longer memberships are a fucking steal, though, and make the average discounts look pretty weak. A year goes for $39, just ten bucks more than the monthly rate. The lifetime membership is an even better deal at just a buck under fifty bones.

ChineseBDSM may be a new site, but they’ve got the kind of collection you’d expect from a fetish tube that’s been around for a while. As of this writing, about a month after their launch, the catalog is just over 18,000 videos strong. I’m not sure where they’re getting all this stuff, but they sure ain’t slacking off!

They also promise fresh new Chinese BDSM videos every day. Given how new the site is and how fat the collection already is, I didn’t expect anything less than daily updates. It’s pretty much required to build a stash of this size in such a short span of time. What blew my mind was the upload dates. The domain was registered last month, but the newest video says it was added 5 months ago. Other videos are stamped as having been added more than a year ago. Weird, but it shouldn’t affect your fap session.

Bad Bitches and Kinky BDSM Sex

With more than 18,000 Chinese BDSM flicks to choose from, I wasn’t sure where to begin my fap test. The slim Categories menu gave me options like Lesbian, Whiplash, Holy Water, and Threesomes. I can choose between Male Slaves and Male Masters, Queens and Female Slaves. There’s also a whole section labeled Green Hat. The sex is dirty, freaky and hot as hell, but I don’t see anybody wearing a hat of any color.

The thick-accented lady who took my delivery order over the phone last night sounded pretty stern, which inspired me to pull up ChineseBDSM.net’s Queen section. There, I found a whole stable of bad bitches and submissive men. Asian doms are milking cocks, kicking nuts, stepping on dudes, tying them up all over the front page of the section. One evil bitch in black silk gloves is even shoving a stick up a guy’s urethra.

The runtimes are all over the place, though I think they’re pretty typical for fetish porn. Most scenes are in the ten-minute neighborhood, with an occasional minute-long quickie and a fair number of longer flicks. I wanted to settle in for a long, freaky fap, so I gravitated toward the lengthier pictures.

I finally landed on a 52-minute Chinese BDSM flick called Shenyang Women’s Women’s Women’s Wood – Wedding Room Tunes A Cheap Male Slave! The thumbnail is a collage of bondage imagery, including pegging, foot fetishism and ropes, plus some good, old-fashioned doggystyle and backwards cowgirl.

The movie opens with a masked gimp licking an Asian lady’s nylons and heels while she talks shit to him. He crawls at her feet like a worm as his tongue cleans her footwear. After shoving a scary heel into his mouth, she stands up and starts whipping the naked, pathetic slave. The video has a shit ton of watermarks and porn links, but the woman is beautiful and maybe a little bit evil.

I skipped ahead a bit to find the dominatrix sitting on the dude and pinching his nipples while he moans and squeals. A few minutes later, he’s on his back while she steps on his face. Twenty minutes in, she’s got her red bottoms in the air while he laps at her pussy like a dog. At the halfway mark, he’s on his head and knees as she jams a finger up his pooper and fondles his nut sack.

The guy in this Chinese BDSM movie gets abused almost the entire way through, but he’s a fucking trooper. After getting kicked in the balls, fucked in the ass, and experiencing myriad femdom tortures, he finally gets some pleasure. The pretty lady in the mask gives him a footjob, rides his dick, and lets him hit it from behind. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life.

Usually when I review a site with a name as simple as Chinese BDSM, it’s just a keyword-based cash grab. A title like this is a net you throw over Google to catch users searching for that term. The big difference between ChineseBDSM.net and other sites with simple titles is the way they come through with that titular product. With over 18,000 freaky-ass videos that perfectly fit the bill, there really is a strong chance they’ve got the biggest premium library of Chinese BDSM on the internet. How kinky are you feeling today?